Dear sensei,
I want to be a ninja.
My life is a broken Jutsu
I didn’t get enough credits
To get in the all time famous ninja academy
Which sucks,
Cause I’ve always wanted to see like,
Gaara vs. Sasuke
Or even
Neji vs. Lee.
It doesn’t help that I couldn’t get to do
That hand sign thingy thing
You know like that guy from team 7 could do
Some days
I’m a ninja kid
With a kunai in my hand
I love eating Ramen Noodles
Just like Gaara loves his sand
I have a kanji above my eye
And a band on my head
I’m almost ninja enough
To crack a wall with my head
Cause I feel real deep
When I wear my arm bands
I’d just call it logical
Loser’s say I’m just sad
Cause our dudes like to kick
Our chicks like to bite
But Ninja is one step
Below a samurai.
I fight to the death
Look out I’m danger
Yes I’m a Ninja
If I choose not to like you I’ll give you more than the finger
Yes I’m a Ninja
I’m dark, I’m evil I work with my team
I have lots of big plans, but I don’t have a dream
I have a big problem
And yes you’ll think its make-believe
I tried to steal kakashi’s mask
Now I’m running for a week
Fighting and reading fan-fiction are my hobbies
I can’t get through a naru/sasu without sobbing
Girls keep coming up to me, its never any fun
I say ‘sorry girls I’m taken, and no not with a girl hun’
I fight to the death
Look out I’m danger
Yes I’m a Ninja
If I choose not to like you I’ll give you more than the finger
Yes I’m a Ninja
I don’t like to share
Naruto and Sasuke can tell ya.
Yes I’m a Ninja
I play dress ups
And write boys love notes
Yes I’m a Ninja
My life is just a broken Jutsu
You know, useless and dead
And it’s pointlessly weighing me down
Grabbing a hold of me refusing to let go
Like Gaara clinging on to Lee.
(This is adorable by the way…..)
When I get upset
I take out on my big brother
Hearing a rhyme about Itatchi
Makes me think of a dead mother
I write in a live journal and
Wear groovy head bands
I told my friends I have powers
When I make shapes with my hand
I’m just a new, improved label of samurai
Read me a line about Sakura
Watch me drop dead and die
I wear an orange jumpsuit while singing this song
If I said I liked girls, that is so wrong!
I fight to the death
Look out I’m danger
Yes I’m a Ninja
Screw play fights
I play old school yu-gi-oh!
No that’s not Ninja
I like to whine
My bro killed my parentals
Yes I’m a Ninja
Me and my friends all look like were stoned
Yes I’m a Niiiiiiiiiinja
Sakura just doesn’t get Sasuke you know
She wont accept the fact he’s gay
Even though he’s going out with Naruto
But I mean it’s the 2000’s
Gaara and Lee did it
And they get left alone
I don’t know sensei
Sometimes I think you’re the only one who gets me
You’re my best friend…..
…. I feel like Ramen…

