Ninja kid

parody my friend chloe and i made in art class...the teacher turned into a big fat mad cow just because we said gay and reference to "mature content" Dx

Created by Vamaroo on Friday, July 10, 2009


Dear sensei,

I want to be a ninja.

My life is a broken Jutsu

I didn’t get enough credits

To get in the all time famous ninja academy

Which sucks,

Cause I’ve always wanted to see like,

Gaara vs. Sasuke

Or even

Neji vs. Lee.

It doesn’t help that I couldn’t get to do

That hand sign thingy thing

You know like that guy from team 7 could do

Some days

I’m a ninja kid

With a kunai in my hand

I love eating Ramen Noodles

Just like Gaara loves his sand

I have a kanji above my eye

And a band on my head

I’m almost ninja enough

To crack a wall with my head

Cause I feel real deep

When I wear my arm bands

I’d just call it logical

Loser’s say I’m just sad

Cause our dudes like to kick

Our chicks like to bite

But Ninja is one step

Below a samurai.

I fight to the death

Look out I’m danger

Yes I’m a Ninja

If I choose not to like you I’ll give you more than the finger

Yes I’m a Ninja

I’m dark, I’m evil I work with my team

I have lots of big plans, but I don’t have a dream

I have a big problem

And yes you’ll think its make-believe

I tried to steal kakashi’s mask

Now I’m running for a week

Fighting and reading fan-fiction are my hobbies

I can’t get through a naru/sasu without sobbing

Girls keep coming up to me, its never any fun

I say ‘sorry girls I’m taken, and no not with a girl hun’

I fight to the death

Look out I’m danger

Yes I’m a Ninja

If I choose not to like you I’ll give you more than the finger

Yes I’m a Ninja

I don’t like to share

Naruto and Sasuke can tell ya.

Yes I’m a Ninja

I play dress ups

And write boys love notes

Yes I’m a Ninja

My life is just a broken Jutsu

You know, useless and dead

And it’s pointlessly weighing me down

Grabbing a hold of me refusing to let go

Like Gaara clinging on to Lee.

(This is adorable by the way…..)

When I get upset

I take out on my big brother

Hearing a rhyme about Itatchi

Makes me think of a dead mother

I write in a live journal and

Wear groovy head bands

I told my friends I have powers

When I make shapes with my hand

I’m just a new, improved label of samurai

Read me a line about Sakura

Watch me drop dead and die

I wear an orange jumpsuit while singing this song

If I said I liked girls, that is so wrong!

I fight to the death

Look out I’m danger

Yes I’m a Ninja

Screw play fights

I play old school yu-gi-oh!

No that’s not Ninja

I like to whine

My bro killed my parentals

Yes I’m a Ninja

Me and my friends all look like were stoned

Yes I’m a Niiiiiiiiiinja

Sakura just doesn’t get Sasuke you know

She wont accept the fact he’s gay

Even though he’s going out with Naruto

But I mean it’s the 2000’s

Gaara and Lee did it

And they get left alone

I don’t know sensei

Sometimes I think you’re the only one who gets me

You’re my best friend…..

…. I feel like Ramen…

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