(Bon Qui Qui is at the register in King Burger, talking on her cell phone)
Bon Qui Qui (on phone): So Marcus was supposed to meet me yesterday and he didn't even show up. Girl I will cut him. Girl yes I will, remember last time alright when he had said he didn't hook up with Tracy...
(Customer 1 approaches the register)
Bon Qui Qui (on phone): ...girl I cut him. Oh yes I did girl!
Customer 1: Excuse me...
Bon Qui Qui (on phone): Yes I did! Yes I-
(sees Customer 1)
Bon Qui Qui: - Uuh, do you see me in the middle of a conversation? Don't interrupt. Rude.
Bon Qui Qui: Girl I'm gonna have to call you back.
(Bon Qui Qui hangs up the phone)
Bon Qui Qui: Welcome to King Burger, where we could do it your way...but don't get crazy.
Customer 1: Sorry... can I get a number 6 with a cookies 'n' cream milkshake?
Bon Qui Qui: (groans). You sure you don't just want a Coke?
Customer 1: ...Pardon?
Bon Qui Qui: Now I gotta get the ice cream out, gotta get all the cookies in it, I don't even know how to use that blender - I gotta be pressin' all these crazy buttons...no. You could have a coke. (on the loudspeaker) Lemme get a #6 with a large coke. Next.
Customer 2: Hi, I'll have a #3 with no cheese, no tomato, and no lettuce.
Bon Qui Qui: Dang, anything else?! [on loudspeaker] I got a complicated order. (glares at the customer). Lemme get a #3 with no cheese, no tomato...
Customer 2: Wait, wait, wait - I'm sorry, I...
Bon Qui Qui: Um, excuse me, sir. You see me trying to put in my order? Don't interrupt. Rude. (on the loudspeaker) ...and no lettuce. That's it. (to customer) What?
Customer 2: I changed my mind about the cheese.
Bon Qui Qui: Oh, now you want some cheese?
Customer 2: Yes!
Bon Qui Qui: You see me putting in the order. Why didn't you say nothing in the first place?
Customer 2: I tried to, but...
Bon Qui Qui: Uh-uh! No, sir! Don't get loud with me sir, do NOT get loud with me! Oh no! SAKURITY!!, security, this dude needs to go.Needs to go.
Mr. Williams: Bon Qui Qui...
Bon Qui Qui: Oh hey Mr. Williams. How you doing today, sir?
Mr. Williams: I've had better days, Bon Qui Qui. This is the fifth time you've called security today. Now how many times I have to tell you, you cannot call security just because someone has a complicated order.
Bon Qui Qui: Is that what you had said?
Mr. Williams: Yes, that's what I had said.
Bon Qui Qui: Oh, ok...you right, Mr. Williams. My bad, i'm sorry. Next, please.
Customer 3: Hi, can I get a number five with a boneless skinless chicken that is slightly seasoned?
Bon Qui Qui: HAHA! No. Sakurity!! Sakurity!! (security!!), this chick needs to go. Needs to go.
Mr. Williams: Bon Qui Qui, what?
Bon Qui Qui: Sir, she was trying to fight me, sir.
Customer 3: No I wasn't!
Bon Qui Qui: I will CUT you.
Mr. Williams: I'm sorry, she's with our "out of the hood" program.
[Duayne (friend of Bon Qui Qui) enters the restaurant]
Bon Qui Qui: Oh, shoot...hey, Duayne!
Duayn: Hey, what's goin' on, Bon Qui Qui?
Bon Qui Qui: I didn't know you come here
Duayn: Yeah, I ain't on no house arrest no more.
Bon Qui Qui: Oh yeah? Ok, what you wanna order, boo?
Duayne: Lemme get a #3, and instead of fries, lemme have some onion rings.
Bon Qui Qui: Ok, that's all you want? I know what I want! Oooh! Lemme' put in your order.
(She starts beatboxing on the loudspeaker)
Bon Qui Qui: On the mic is a queen, now listen to me sing, he wants a number three and a super-sized onion rings.
(Duayne starts dancing)
.... beat boxing....
Bon Qui Qui: He could come out the house with no ankle bracelet on, but it's got two strikes so don't get his order wrong.
... beat boxing...
Bon Qui Qui: We know I'm really cute, and there's nothing you can say, but if you get with me we can do it your way! Haaaay!!
(Bon Qui Qui dances with Duayne)
Customer 1: Can I get some ketchup...? I need ketchup...
Customer 2: Yeah, I never even got a sandwich!
Mr. Williams: Bon Qui Qui!
Bon Qui Qui: Sakurity!! (security!!!)