"Germany" Song By Italy, Hetalia

Love this song! From eipsode 3! It made me laugh SO hard XD Please enjoy

Created by ShadowBlades777 on Saturday, August 20, 2011

Germany! Germany! Germany is a really, really nice place.

Even though I'm your prisoner, you give me food,

And it doesn't suck like English food.

Sausages with cheeses always taste so good.

It'd be heaven for a dog; Yeah, that's Germany.

Tell me, how is it you Germans are so robust? You're crushing me with your intimidation.

My fragility causes me to openly weep out of fear; Your women terrify me.

Is it a norm to drink a barrel of beer and then bust it on somebody's head?

Please don't come to my place in large mobs! (German tourists are scary!)

Even the girls that are from Germany are more rugged than I am.


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