Harry Potter in 99 Seconds!!!This is by PAINT on YouTube. I don't know if anyone's posted this yet, but I think it's awesome! Jon Cozart wrote this, by the way.
His parents were killed by Voldemort, who gave him a lightning scar.
YO HARRY, YOU'RE A WIZARD.
Harry goes to Hogwarts, he meets Ron and Hermione,
McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor.
Draco is a daddy's boy, Quirrel becomes unemployed.
The Sorceror's Stone is destroyed by Dumbledore.
Ron broke his wand, now Ginny's gone
and Harry's in mortal danger.
Tom Riddle hides his snake inside his ginormous secret chamber.
Harry blows up Aunt Marge.
Dementors come and take charge.
Lupin is a wolf, the rat's a man, and now the prisoner is at large.
They use time-travel so they can save the Prisoner of Azkaban, who just so happens to be Harry's godfather,
I don't really get it either.
Harry gets put in the Triwizard Tournament,
with dragons and mermaids, oh no
Edward Cullen gets slayed, he's back.
Harry, Harry, it's getting scary,
Voldemort's back, and you're a revolutionary, Harry.
Dumbledore, Dumbledore, why is he ignoring your,
constant attemts to contact him?!
He is forced to leave the school.
Umbridge arrives, Draco's a tool.
Kids break into the ministry, Sirius Black is dead as can be, ohh
Split your soul, 7 parts of a whole,
It's Dumbledore's end....
There once was a boy named Harry, who constantly conquered death.
But it one final duel between good and bad, he may take his final breath.
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