Llamas With Hats #1 Script

Just the best youtube video everr... xD

Created by mitochondria13 on Sunday, February 19, 2012


Paul: Carl! There is a dead human in our house!
Carl: Oh…hey…How did he get here?
Paul: Caaaarl, what did you do?!
Carl: Me? Uh, I didn’t do this!
Paul: Explain what happened, Carl!
Carl: I’ve never seen him before in my life!
Paul: Why did you kill this person, Carl?
Carl: I do not kill people. That is…that is my least favorite thing to do.
Paul: Tell me, Carl, exactly what you were doing before I came home.
Carl: Alright, well…I was upstairs…
Paul: Okay…
Carl: I was uh…I was sitting in my room…
Paul: Yes?
Carl: reading a book…
Paul: Go on…
Carl: And, uh, well this guy walked in…
Paul: Okay…
Carl: So, I went up to him…
Paul: Yes…
Carl: And I…I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.
(Silence.)
Paul: Caaaaaaaaaaaaarl, that KILLS people!
Carl: Oh! Well, I didn’t know that!!
Paul: How could you not know that?!
Carl: Yeah, I’m in the wrong here. I SUCK.
(silence)
Paul: What happened to his hands?
Carl: What’s that?
Paul: His hands. Why—why are they missing?
Carl: Well, I kind of umm…cooked them up. And ate them.
(silence)
Paul: Caaaaaaaaaarl!!
Carl: Well, I—I was hungry. And well, you know, when you crave hands…
Paul: Why on earth would you do that?!
Carl: I was hungry for hands! Gimme a break!
Paul: Caaaaaarl!
Carl: My stomach was making the rumblies.
Paul: Caarl!
Carl: That only hands would satisfy!
Paul: What is wrong with you, Carl?!
Carl: Well, I kill people and I eat hands! That’s—that’s two things!

Did you like these lyrics? Write some of your own!

Log in

Log in

Forgot Password?


or Register

Got An Idea? Get Started!

NEW TO QUIZILLA?

Feel like taking a personality quiz or testing your knowledge? Check out the Ultimate List.

If you're in the mood for a story, head over to the Stories Hub.

It's easy to find something you're into at Quizilla - just use the search box or browse our tags.

Ready to take the next step? Sign up for an account and start creating your own quizzes, stories, polls, poems and lyrics.

It's FREE and FUN.