Jingle Bells Parody

This is a parody of Jingle Bells that I heard from my brother. I really like it! Enjoy! :)

Created by geniuslikestuff on Saturday, December 13, 2008

Dashing through the snow
with a pair of broken skis
crashing through the trees
with a broken knee.
(ow, ow, ow)
The snow is turning red
I think I'm almost dead
but now I'm in the hospital
with stitches on my head
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Santa Claus is dead
teddy bear, teddy bear
shot him in the head
Barbie Doll, Barbie Doll
tried to save his life
But the tacos from Mexico
stabbed her with a knife.

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