miss molly had a steamboat

there are many versions of this song, this is the version that i like. so plz do not comment on how the lyrics are wrong!!!!!!!

Created by cherrybunnythequizmaster on Monday, February 23, 2009

miss molly had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell (ding,ding).
miss molly went to heaven, the steamboat went to hell-ooperatorconnect me number 9.
and if youdisconnectme ill kick your big behind- the yellowcurtainthere was a piece of glass.
when miss molly sat upon it, she broke her big fat as-k me no more questions, tell me no more lies.
the boys are in the bathroom zippin' up there flies - are in the city, the bees are in the park.
miss molly and her boyfriend were kissing in the D-A-R-K!
dark is like a movie, and movies like a show, a show is like a video and that is all i know - i know my ma, i know i know my pa.
i know i know my sister with the forty acre bra.
my mother is godzilla, my father is king kong.
my sister is the dumb one, who taught me this dumb song.
shes dumber than the ocean, shes fatter than the sea.
shes fatter than the fat man sitting next to me.
my mom give me a nickel, my dad gave me a dime.
my sister gave me a lover boy, his name was calvin klein.
my mom took back the nickel, my dad took back the dime.
my sister took back calvin, and gave mefrankenstein.
he made me wash the dishes he made me shrub the floor.
he made me clean his underwear, so i kicked him out the DOOR!!!

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