2. Get a huge box, wrap it up all nice, and then leave an IOU note inside as a present.
3. If you have a younger sibling that believes in Santa, freak them out by making a blazing fire in the chimney.
4. Buy everyone $5 Wal-Mart gift cards.
5. Spray the front steps down with water so your relatives can slip on the ice.
6. Spike the hot chocolate that's set up for the little kids
7. Run up to the mall santa and rip his beard off. Run off waving it triumphantly.
8. Wear mistletoe on your a$$.
9. Buy your mom a universal remote, and your dad diamond earrings.
10. Throw a surprise party for Santa when he comes down the chimney. Refuse to let him leave until the strippers arrive.
11. At the mall, sit on Santa's lap and rattle off a 100-part list of the things you want. Then make threats against his life if your demands are not met.
12. Request a duck for Christmas, just a duck.
13. Steal your sibling's stuff out of their stocking, replacing it with coal, and put their stuff in yours. Act smug when they see.
14. If your relatives want to take Christmas pictures, start randomly picking your nose whenever they're about to take the photo.
15. Go into a kindergarten class and scream "Santa's not real" in. Then go to a high school class and yell "Santa is real" and see if you get beaten up.
16. Play Snoop Dog instead of carols at your family party.
17. Cut your Christmas tree up for use of firewood when no one us looking.
18. Make snowmen doing obscene things in your front lawn.
19. Play "Grandma got Run over by a Reindeer" over and over and over...
20. Dare your little cousin to lick a telephone poll (ha- A Christmas Story. good times, good times)
moving on....
I couldn't resist putting Charlie Brown in the results. I watch the movie every Christmas Eve ^-^. I know that this might not have been what some consider poetry, but the feeling and spirit of Christmas in poetry itself. Wow, that was deep for me. I'm getting to the point now, wait for it....MERRY CHRISTMAS! There you go. That's all I was trying to say. Have a good new year too, or if you celebrate another holiday then have a nice one as well.
