Only Horsepeople....
~Believe in the 11th Commandment: Inside leg to outside rein.
~Know that all topical medications come in either endelible blue or neon yellow
~Think nothing of eating a sandwich after mucking out stables.
~Know why a thermometer has a yard of yarn attached to one end of it
~Are banned from Laundromats
~Fail to associate whips, chains and leather with sexual deviancy
~Can magiacally lower their voices five octaves to bellow ata pawing horse.
~Hand a language all their own (ex: "If he pops his shoulder, I have to close that hand and keep pushing with my seat incase he sucks back" try and figure that one out!)
~Will end a relationship over their hobby
~Cluck to their cars to help them up hills.
~Insure their horses for more than their cars.
~Will give you at least 5 names and reasons for that bumb on your horse.
~Know more about their horse's nutrition than their own.
~Have neatsfoot oil stains on the carpet right next to the TV
~Have a vocabulary that can make a sailor blush!!
~Have less wardrobe than their horse.
~Engage in a hobby that is more work than their day job.
~Mucking Stallis is better then Zoloft any day.
Well...any questions about any of this or if you are in total agreance then message me!!! All of these seem to describe me and my friend and we laughed while reading it! Hope you enjoyed!!
Only Horsepeople....
Okay, so it's really not a poem, more or less a list that my bestfriend gave me that describes every bit of me and her. Enjoy!! and message me sometime!!Did you like this poem? Write one of your own!
