asyou know lasy night my cat died. he apparenly choked on his own paws.i was like why garlimb whyyyy? and he told me he was hungry so i punched him, andi was like so eat and he punched me backa nd said no! so we fought and he punched me in the face and pulled of my hair. but the problem was he was dead! he was a zombie cat. so i called my friend lamobo whos an excersict amd the cat punched him in the face and bit his neck and he cried then gabe saporata came in and stomped on garlimb until he was smooshed into my moms plush carpet. we coudnt get all the pieces of him out of it. so we called the ghost busters and they did that steam cleaning rug thing you see on tv. it totally worked and now the carpets turned brown because it was green and then red and now brown! and tthe cat came back to life and punched my other cat and tthat turned into a cat fight and so we called the cops and they were shot down and the we tied them to an air balloon and sent them to the moon so they could fight there with the aliens , the moon aliens and then zzenon came and was like gamma pictorous and eveyrone was like what and then she got hit with flying moon rocks and died and so did the cats.
~the end
How To Please Your Pet
Created by catstreesdedthings
Created by catstreesdedthings on Sunday, March 01, 2009
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