Two Dead Boys

This poem can be hear in The Haunting in Connecticut. It was written by . . . I don't actually know because I can't find the author's name. I know it's an oxymoron poem which are my faavorite kind of poems.

Created by xBonesxBabyx on Friday, April 03, 2009

One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
One was blind and the other couldn't see
So they chose a dummy for a referee
A blind man went to see fair play
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
A paralyzed donkey passing by
Kicked the blind man in the eye
Knocked him through a 9 inch wall
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came to arrest the 2 dead boys
If you don't believe this story's true
Ask the blind man, he saw it, too!

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