Fake Ass Bitches

Created by WickedBackwoodVoodooDoll on Monday, May 04, 2009

Follow others as a mindless sheep

Start shit with the family for no reason, just for your own sick amusement


Think drinking faygo and hating Eminem makes you more of a Juggalo


Use HOI purely as a dating service


Listen to only Psychopathic artists because you think it makes you more of a Juggalo. There is other good music out there!


Hate Eminem only because ICP had beef with him


Think wearing face paint makes you more of a Juggalo than the people who have never worn facepaint


Think wearing merchandise is what makes you a Juggalo


Say you murder people, just to act cool


Take the lyrics or Psychopthic too seriously


Get high because everyone else does, you don't need to smoke weed to be down! In the words of Shaggy 2 Dope himself: I just don't dig the weed thing, man. I don't like feeling high, I like being in my right state of mind, 'cause if I ain't, I just go out of my mind retarded.


Call others Juggahos because they are young or they haven't been part of the family very long, or they don't have merchandise, or don't smoke weed, or like Eminem, or.... the list goes on


Act like something or someone you're not: just be yourself


Try to change other people: let them be themselves


Think using the word 'Feminem' makes you look cool


Disrespect Juggalettes, ask them for naked pics, and hate on them if they refuse


Threaten to stab/kill/stalk/rape other Juggalos or Juggalettes


Think being a Juggalo is all about listening to the music... it's about the feeling you get, the meanings, a way of life, being true to yourself


Think all Juggalos are the same


Hate people who are different (skin color, religion or sexuality for example)


Call other Juggalos rednecks, just because they live in the south. Does that make them any less Juggalo?


Claim that you are bi if you're not. It really doesn't make you any cooler. Tell everybody that you are bi. Who the fuck cares? Stop boring me with that info, I don't care what sex you want to have sex with


Use the word 'penis' every 2 sentences. How old are you, 6?

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