Choose your Place in Hell.

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Choose your weapon:

The Fires of Hell Itself. Your deepest desires. My own fangs and claws. Your curiousity. Plagues and pestilences. Death. Plain and simple. Well, maybe a scythe. A well-crafted sword that shines with Hellish beauty and power. My elite Swiss Guard

Choose your temptation:

I can make you as a God. I can heal you. I can make them always desire you. I can release you from your suffering. I can make you wealthy beyond the dreams of avarice. Together we can cleanse this land of all that destroys it. I can give you the answers to all your questions. I'm really old! And people like me!

What torments you?

My own self-doubt. I just don't understand people. Why can't they be more like machines? No matter how hard I try, everyone always dies anyway. My solitude. I just want to be loved...not feared. I just don't know. Are there any right answers at all? My own desire to be desired. My hate and rage at what they've done to this world. People that shoot at me. :-( And Protestants!

How do people react to your true self?

They are awed by my glory. They are puzzled by my alien nature. They envy my strength, beauty, and health. They are terrified of me, for they know I am the last thing that is. They are intrigued by my many mysteries. They want me. They ALL want me. They run like the scared prey they are. They are all meat for the Beast! They like it when I wave at them! :-D

In a perfect world,what would you really want for Humanity?

For them to reach their ultimate potential. I would want Humanity to appreciate how valuable technology truely is. I would always protect them from harm. I would...choose for them to never know me. Everything would make sense. They would be inspired to create the most beautiful works of Art imaginable... Man and nature would co-exist in harmony,as was intended from the start. I wouldlike for everyone to attend Mass. And smile when iIwave at them! :-)

Choose your quote:

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will bow down and worship me." "In thee have they taken gifts to shed blood." "For I will at this time send all my plagues upon thine heart." "And I looked, and beheld a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death." "Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil...that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for swe "So I gave them up unto their own hearts' lust: and they walked in their own counsels." "I will give thee unto the ravenous birds of every sort, and to the beasts of the field to be devoured. " "Young people of Newark and New Jersey, young Americans, the Lord needs you! The Church needs you! "

What's your fetish, what's your pleasure, what's your obsession without measure?

Bondage and Discipline: It's all about power and control, baby. Body Modification: Pierce me, baby. If I can put metal in it, I will. Nymphomania:There's nothing wrong with a good, healthy appetite for sex. I just happen to have a big appetite. Necrophilia: There's nothing wrong with not wanting to let go... Voyeurism: "I like to watch." Sadomasochism: I am the very definition of "pleasure and pain". Bestiality: Take a walk on the wild side. Chapeauphilia: An obssession with large funny hats.

Choose your lair:

The halls of power and priviledge, where I sit on a great golden throne. A great cavern, glittering with diamonds and gold, where I lounge in a web of strange machinery. A charnel-house, where I breathe in the breath of plague-victims and breathe out new pestilences An endless necropolis,where I silently sit and watch over the bones of the dead. A silver palace on the moon, where I can see both Man and the stars that guide him. A grotto deep in the ocean's depths, where I recline on silken couches covered in pearls. A forest as black as night, filled with wolves hungry for the flesh of Man. The Vatican!

Choose your position in the Infernal Court.

I'm the King, of course. Of Thrones and Dominions, Powers and Principalities. I am the Master-At-Arms, who crafts the weapons of the court. I am the King's Physician, who distributes both healing potions and deadly poisons. I am the Executioner. For all are alike to Me, you know. I am the Astrologer. I predict what comes, and know all things under the stars. I am the Queen, who rules with whispers and deceitful smiles. I am the Master of the Hunt. And that is all I need be. Oooh,ooh, I want to be the Pope!

If you had a statue built just for you...what would it be made of?

Black basalt and rubies, trimmed with gold and lit by torches. Granite and iron and quartz,lit by radioactive ores. Jasper and jade, with hints of amber...lit by the sickly yellow glow of fumigation braziers. Crematorium ashes and bones. The skulls of the once-living. Thin wires of silver holding delicate onyx and diamond star-points in an intricate web. Coral and mother-of-pearl and abalone shells. The skinned hides of my enemies pulled taut over a wooden frame. Oh...I would NEVER have a statue built to me. How about a nice Pieta, instead?

You're in a desert, walking along when you look down and you see a tortoise.So you reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back.The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. N

What one? What desert? Well, how come I'd be there? What's a tortoise? Do you make up these questions? Or do they write 'em down for you? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I'M NOT HELPING? Hmn...no...I don't think I've seen this movie.

Man...that last question was a little stressful. I need a drink. Pour me a:

Massacre : Over ice in a 10-oz. highball glass, pour 1 1/2 oz. tequila and 1/2 oz. Campari, and fill to the top with ginger ale. 24k Nightmare: Over ice add 1/2 oz Goldschlager, 1/2 oz Jagermeister, 1/2 oz Rumple Minze, 1/2 oz 151 proof Bacardi Rum The 5th Element: 3 oz Pineapple juice,3 oz Sprite ,1 oz Bacardi 151 proof rum,1 oz Southern Comfort ,1 oz Everclear ...serve chi Milk.Just a nice, cold glass of milk, thank you. 666: a jigger of Sambuca,a jigger of Jack Daniels,a jigger of tequila, all in a single shot! Southern Death Cult: 2 oz Jack Daniels, 2 oz Southern Comfort ,2 oz Wild Turkey ,3 oz Coca-Cola ,3 oz 7-Up ...Put ice in a highb Seduction on the Rocks: 1 oz Orange juice, 1/2 oz Butterscotch schnapps,1/2 oz Lemon-lime soda ....Pour Butterscotch schnapps an Stardust: 1/2 oz Absolut Citron, 1/2 oz Peachtree schnapps,1/2 oz Blue Curacao ,1 oz Sweet and sour ,1 oz Pineapple juice ,1 spl

Hey, now that we've got a decent buzz going, let's go for a drive. My car's in the shop, so why don't we take yours:

A jet-black Lamborghini Diablo A military-issue Hum-Vee, diesel, 4x4 with full armor...unless I can get an M1 Abrams tank. An old ambulance custom-converted into a portable bioweapons lab. I have my own personal custom-made bullet-proof glass car. It's even named after me! I need something sleek,and sexy. How about a Porsche...or a Jaguar? I'm gonna have to take the hearse, aren't I? You know, in the old days, I rode a pale horse... Something off-road. Or maybe a dirt-bike. I don't really care,as long as we can get dirty. I want a star-ship. Barring that, something that can fly.

We need some decent tunes to drive by.Pick a song.

Paint It Black- The Rolling Stones Prince of Darkness- Electric Hellfire Club Rock you like a Hurricane- The Scorpions Run Through the Jungle- Creedence Clearwater Revival Steel meets Steel- Hammerfall The Plague Mass- Diamanda Galas Stars- T.A.T.U. Akathistos Hymn- The Roman Catholic Choir

All this driving around is getting dull. Let's go somewhere. Where would you like to go?

I hear there's a gun show downtown. Or we could go shopping at the knife-shop.Or we could check out that military hardware museu I know where there's a few parties, and then later tonight we can hit the beach for some "alone time"... Let's go hiking. We could go to the observatory..or to the planetarium...or we could just sit on the hood and look at the stars. Well,I have been wanting to check out that new viral containment unti down at the CDC... There's a political rally going on downtown...or we could go help people get past those church-protesters at the abortion clinic Let's go to Mass! Let's go to the cemetary. It's not like you aren't going to end up there eventually anyway.

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Choose your weapon:

Choose your temptation:

What torments you?

How do people react to your true self?

In a perfect world,what would you really want for Humanity?

Choose your quote:

What's your fetish, what's your pleasure, what's your obsession without measure?

Choose your lair:

Choose your position in the Infernal Court.

If you had a statue built just for you...what would it be made of?

You're in a desert, walking along when you look down and you see a tortoise.So you reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back.The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. N

Man...that last question was a little stressful. I need a drink. Pour me a:

Hey, now that we've got a decent buzz going, let's go for a drive. My car's in the shop, so why don't we take yours:

We need some decent tunes to drive by.Pick a song.

All this driving around is getting dull. Let's go somewhere. Where would you like to go?

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Choose your Place in Hell.

Choose your weapon:

Choose your temptation:

What torments you?

How do people react to your true self?

In a perfect world,what would you really want for Humanity?

Choose your quote:

What's your fetish, what's your pleasure, what's your obsession without measure?

Choose your lair:

Choose your position in the Infernal Court.

If you had a statue built just for you...what would it be made of?

You're in a desert, walking along when you look down and you see a tortoise.So you reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back.The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. N

Man...that last question was a little stressful. I need a drink. Pour me a:

Hey, now that we've got a decent buzz going, let's go for a drive. My car's in the shop, so why don't we take yours:

We need some decent tunes to drive by.Pick a song.

All this driving around is getting dull. Let's go somewhere. Where would you like to go?

Link:

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