Crackheads in Anime (which one are you)

Take the Crackheads in Anime (which one are you) quiz.

First things first: How tall are you?

Everyone is 6'5" Some people are just shorter. The national average for women is 5'4" I'm only half an inch shorter than the national average. I'm not short! The bad thing about being tall is that everyone assumes that people over 6 feet weigh 500 pounds. That's why its so hard to fin Just because I'm little doesnt mean I'm defenseless. *mace mace mace* I'm, um... Im 5'10" or 11" but I wish I was taller. Being tall just means I can play the bigger harps! I'm not the shortest any more! I am the shortest. But at least when the comet hits, I'll be the last to die! What? Um, I dunno. Go away.

OK, more physicals: What is your hair like?

Obnoxiously long. Really curly and hard to manage unless I put this oil stuff on it which is kind of expensive, but it smells really pretty! Very soft and shiny. When I wash it. ...What? My head is completely bald and, no, you can't paint it like an Easter egg! Pulled back away from my face and off my shoulders so it doesn't get tangled in the pegs when I play my harp. I look like Rogue! X-Men are sexy. Back to my original colour. In a ponytail and out of the way. I don't have time for this. Long, layered and, if not washed every day, greasy. But I look fabulous with short hair!

Ok, what do you like to eat?

Dry cereal and blue kool-aide. Mashed potatoes with corn, macaroni & cheese and A-1 sauce mixed all together. I prefer to eat healthy foods, salads, fresh fruit, etc., but there isn't much selection in the cafeteria for people trying to s Ranch dressing, de-NAH- denah- nah NAH! And sugar!!!! Tacos! I'm picky. And water is nasty. I'm a connoisseur of many different types of cuisines. Peanut butter on bread. That's all I have time for. I like curried chicken and pirogues, but I'll gnaw on people if need arises. Or if I feel like it! I like pears!

If you got to college and find yourself paired with a really horrid roommate, how would you handle it?

Torment them. Keep out of their way, do my own thing. I am the bad roommate! Generally, I live alone. I would try to make some compromises, lay very definite boundaries, try to talk out my differences with my roommate and try to w Ignore them. Try to ignore him while he's having sex with his girlfriend while Im in the room and eventually move out. Find a friend to move in with. Put up with it. They leave on their own, which means more time for me to masturbate!

What type(s) of music do you like?

I like Pink Floyd. David Gilmour makes me hot and Roger Waters is a whiny bitch! Eclectic (that is such a spiffy word!) Broadway and Britney Spears! J-Pop. Irish metal and a little bit of everything. Show tunes and sappy love songs. Country. Hip-hop and R&B. Classical puts me to sleep. Whatever's playing. Yaay! Music is life! I like harp and opera and harp and rock and harp and musicals and harp and harp. Did I mention harp?

What kinds of movies do you like to watch?

Well, I used to work at Blockbuster, so I have a ton of movies. Of course, some of them are crap and I haven't actually seen al Is it on the sci-fi channel? Mean Girls. Saved. Princess Diaries. And I like Julie Andrews with her bag of "tricks" Movies that make me think, with interesting characters and deep plots. And I like Monty Python. Anime. Sappy chick flicks and romances. M*A*S*H I like John Waters. Fight Club. Dracula. Mallrats. Dogma. Monty Python. Etc. All kinds of things. Literally. I'm eclectic! (That is such a cool word!!)

What do you think about your family?

Oh, God! If my old man knew I was doing this! Man, could I tell some stories about my family! Did I ever mention the time my dad beat up those six cops in front of the gas s My dad says, "Patrick for president; Christy for dogcatcher!" Yaaay! I love my family! Which family? It's kind of complicated until you figure out who goes with which house. And that chick from My Big Fat Greek Wedding thought she had a big family! And they're all strange... My baby sister's acting up again. Drama, drama, drama... No siblings, but my parents and I are very close. I love my dad, but my brothers...!

What do you normally wear?

Whatever shirt is clean. Hey... it's a shirt. Hey... it's a pair of pants. A sweatshirt if it's cold... Ok, I'm dressed. You're just lucky I remembered to put pants on, I'm so busy. Me? Whatever. Here, I want to see how this looks on you! Pink Floyd shirts. And lots of nifty jewelry. I don't like having my wallet in the back pocket of my leather pants. It makes my ass look big. I always try to look my best. I always try to look my best. Unless I'm too lazy. Generally, I dress fairly nicely. For some reason, this makes people think I'm gay. I hate shoes. But I have a cape!

How do you tell time?

My watch is always set to the exactly correct time on my computer. For some reason, my watch likes to change time on its own, but it's usually fast. Hey! Give me my watch back! I always have a watch. Or I can see a clock. Otherwise, I tend to get antsy. I don't really care about the time unless I'm watching the clock during class. Hang on, Ive gotta find my watch in all these bracelets on my wrists. I look at my watch and... AAAAH!! It's that time? Crap! I'm supposed to be somewhere! I don't have time for this. I don't know how to tell time. They didn't teach us that in DC public schools! I have a really pretty new watch I got when my mom and I went to New York. My watch can hook up to the Internet and check my email and tell me the weather... but it still doesn't ave an alarm to wake me

What foreign language(s) do you know?

I can speak techie. And made-up German. Oh, and I know some French from Celine Dion songs. English is a foreign language. Ya izuchayu Russki yazeek ee diceo Latinam linguam et hablo Espanol y je parle Francais et (hieroglyphics dont fit here) and mu Foreign languages can provide a very good idea of the inner workings of the original psyches of various cultures. I speak French and a little German. And enough Italian to survive. I have my own language. And, yet, I am an English major. I only have to take one more semester of Latin, and then I'm done with foreign languages! Well, I kind of had to learn Italian, just so I'd know when to mace somebody in Rome. German sounds really sexy. I like anime, so I'm learning Japanese.

How would you go about setting up a meeting with a professor?

If I have to have a meeting with a professor, my roommate is coming with me! Go into the middle of the building where his office is and start screaming, "Where the fuck are you?!" Play a wrong note. She'll be there pretty quick. What? They keep emailing me! I would email them and then phone them to make sure they got the email. We would set up a time that is mutually convenient at a I'm too lazy. I just email them. Try to remember when his office hours are, then try to make my way through all the junk on his floor. For some reason, my professors want to see me a lot. I don't think they like me. I go to the meeting calmly, but then I scream about it later.

Where would you like to live?

On a commune with my boyfriend in my dad's house which used to be a barn. With my many cats. West Hollywood! Key West or Fire Island might be fun, too. Tuscany. But I don't generally stay in one place too long. In a library. With my parents. On a mountain, away from civilization. Hopefully not in jail. It doesn't matter. Eventually, these crazy white women are going to ruin my life and I'll have no choice but to sell tulip bulb Galway, Ireland. Wherever the music is. Probably New York. But first, I'd have to live for a while in Europe and Russia.

What would you like to do in the future?

I'm going to be an eccentric writer and own a fish hatchery and a vineyard and a line of clothes and shoes and a publishing comp Be a writer or singer. Well, I'll be an editor just to pay the bills. But I really want to be a gig harpist. I'll probably just be a bum on the New Y I'm a communications major, but it'd be cool to be a troubadour. Or perhaps I mean troubaWHORE! I don't know. I guess I'll just take some business courses just in case. Therapist. I'd really like to be able to help people work through their issues and problems in a constructive way. Museum curator. Or maybe just an eccentric famous person. Whichever comes first. I don't see any reason why I can't keep living with my parents. Editor. But it'd be cool to own a vineyard. I want to help people, either through politics or as a social worker. Assuming I survive that long.

What are your religious beliefs?

Catholic. Now go away. I'm busy. Wicca. Which is not the same as Satanist! Christian, but I've found that most churches have moved away from their original purpose. Baptist. Southern Baptist. I was raised Catholic but I'm atheist. Catholicism makes the most logical sense. Besides, they wrote all that music! I dont know. I never really paid much attention to it. What? Well, I don't really know. I was kind of raised Catholic but I made my confirmation in some other church. But I had perfect at

When sitting at the dinner table, what would you be most likely to contribute to the discussion?

I declare war on the person sitting next to me and attack them with butter knives and gnawing. Or I inform everyone that I am t Guys! Please! Not at the dinner table! I make the raunchiest, most vulgar comment I can think of. Sometimes just to see what kind of reactions I get. I make some comment about how everything relates to music and then get pissed off because not everyone is as obsessed as I am. Try to make intelligent conversation. Usually, I just wind up exclaiming, "Dear Lord! What is the matter with these people?!" I get molested and poked. And I poke back. I zone out, thinking about all the work I have to do. When I come to dinner at all, that is. Look confused and focus on my food. Start explaining some crazy dream I had, in which Roseanne was a giant and was picking her teeth with the Empire State Building. What?

What or who is your worst enemy?

I don't have any. I love everybody!!! Pedal slides. The Japanese language and Shakespeare. My brother Michael. Ann Coulter. I have no respect for her. She's just a stupid bitch. Pumphrey and math. Declaring someone your enemy requires respect for them. I have no respect for the people I hate. I don't necessarily have enemies. I don't agree with some people, certainly, but I respect their opinions and ideas. My own sense of self-loathing. Or my ex-boyfriend. D___d H____s

How do you express yourself?

Artistically, mostly through drawing. Vocally. Or by gnawing on people. I try to help other people learn how to express themselves better. I listen to other people more. I wave my hands around a lot and people generally understand. Academically. And through my religion. Poetry, music, prose, conversations. Writing. Or playing my Sims. Writing. Musically.

What do you think of sex?

I don't think I get enough of it, thats what I think. If not treated carefully, sex can cause serious damage to people and to relationships. *Hides in hoodie* Haha, you said sex! *snicker* Haha, you said think! *snicker* I don't have time for sex right now. Or is this some kind of cheesy pick-up line? *mace mace mace* Eew! Sex is gross. Eeep! Yes, please! Its a nice bonus if you already have a stable relationship.

What is your sexuality?

Why do you want to know? Is this some cheesy pick-up line? *mace mace mace* I'm gay! I'm the biggest, butchest, scariest lesbian around. Too bad I'm dating a guy. Gay people? Eew! I'm not gay, but a gay man once thought I was a guy and asked me out and it wasn't until half an hour into the date that he real *Hides in hoodie* Even noodles are straight until you boil them, sweet cheeks! Straight. I'm straight, but I like to fuck with other peoples boobs just to be stupid. Homosexuality offers an interesting view into the modern psyche and the changing morals of a largely conservative society.

What would you be most likely to say?

Bow to me, minion. For I am the Queen of France! Of course. The one day I don't carry my mace, some asshole grabs my ass. I like swords. Fighter doken! Rrryeeach! That's awesome! Nothing. Oh, man! If my old man could see me now... Harps are sexy!!! What? * Waving hands in the air *

A random one: What size are your breasts?

Well, I usually wear a padded bra. Actually, they're the only ones that fit They used to be a lot smaller than they are. I think my roommate had something to do with it. I'm concave! I don't have breasts. And it's a good thing, too, because people like to tickle me right on my chest. Hey! Stop that! Stop- Why are you asking me this? Pervert! Why are you asking me this? Pervert! *mace mace mace* *Looks down shirt* Meep? Watermelons Genetically enhanced watermelons. The kind with all kinds of genes stuck in so they're a lot bigger. A LOT bigger. *Hides in hoodie*

Final Question: What are you most likely to be called?

Little Evil or The Doxy The Jester Retarded Monkey Baby Sacrificial Freshman. Freshman Doken!!!! Tall One or Stretch Squeaky B-Chan Mr. Shiny Harpist or whatever my roommate decides to call me for the day Neko-chan or The Queen of France

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