Uberquiz: A Harrowing Voyage inside your Psyche

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Why did you decide to take this quiz?

A friend of mine recommended it to me and I hope to get a laugh. A friend of mine recommended it to me and I hope to glean some insight as to the nature of myself. I found it randomly and it looks interesting. I feel taunted by the ridiculous claim that this quiz is any different than the millions of other lame quizes out there, and I w I feel taunted by the ridiculous claim that this quiz is any different than the millions of other lame quizes out there, and I'm I'm actually a bit of a quiz connoisseur, and I'd like to sample another potentially stimulating new quiz I'm actually a bit of a quiz engineer, and I'd like to get ideas for my own quiz making endeavors. I'm actually a bit of a quiz engineer, and I'd like to get the leg up on a potential threat to my own quiz making majesty. I honestly haven't decided whether or not I'm going to take the quiz yet. I'm taking this quiz as a result of an ancient Egyptian curse. I'm taking this quiz again because I was not happy with the first results. I hope to increase my sex appeal. Shut up. I desire ego empowerment, something to display that will confirm my superiority as well as command the awe and respect of the un I'm being paid to. I have amnesia, and I hope impulsively answering these questions will help me remember who I am. I'm writing a novel/screenplay, and I'm trying to get ideas for new characters. I lost a bet. I'm sorry, I do not speak English. I am being forced to against my will. I heard that this quiz has a lot of results and it would be cool to be unique.

Which of these best describes you?

American Japanese Chinese Indian German British Russian Spanish Brazilian Mexican Irish Texan Californian New Yorker Canadian Argentinean French Egyptian Australian Mongolian Greek Nordic Slavic Swiss Atlantean Future I don't know Persian Jewish Italian

You are at a restaurant on a date. The waitor is mildly curt with you and it takes just over an hour to get your food. When it finally arrives, it has cooled off. What is your first reaction?

Politely ask the waitor to reheat the dish Ask my date if his or her dish is ok Eat it, but firmly decide not to leave a tip Demand to see the manager Yell "What the hell, was this just sitting on the counter forgotten? It's been an hour since I ordered and it's cold!" Shrug Excuse yourself and personally seek out the manager, to avoid looking crass in front of your date Spit on the floor Stealthily break something glass and sprinkle it in your food, then pretend to be choking on it and freak out in front of all th Stroll up to the bar and order a martini I don't go on dates Dine and dash I don't eat food Maybe it was supposed to be that temperature; who can say? I believe that it is the Will of God, Karma, Fate, etc, and I deserved it. Purchase the restaurant and fire all the current employees Eagerly anticipate writing a blog about how bad the service is at this restaurant Use it as an opportunity to end the meal and have sex sooner Go into the kitchen and cook your own food, showing them how it's done Slit your wrists

Which of these are you LEAST likely to do?

chew bubblegum give money to a homeless person masturbate smile go to church hunt for sport use internet lingo like LOL, OMG, and A/S/L drive a pickup truck dye your hair blue have sex with a stranger run a 6 minute mile create a beautiful work of art fall in love wear a suit die go on a blind date with someone you met online. go on a blind date with someone you met online again. eat meat lose post a link to this quiz on your website pierce your genitalia watch television get a cellphone dye your pubic hair blue

What do you look for when seeking a serious relationship? Click as many or few that apply.

Brown Hair Blond Hair Black Hair Red Hair Blue, Green, Hot Pink, or any other unnatural colored Hair Fair Skin Tan Skin Dark Skin Freckled Skin Tattoo'ed Skin Baldness Smooth Shaved Skin Classy Dressing Vintage Retro Leather or Vyni Long fingernails Properly manicured fingernails Incredibly large synthetic fingernails Expensive Pinstripe power-suit Rocket-propelled power-suit Teeth Fast car Big car Strong family values A diploma A job that they enjoy, making them a happy person A job that has access to things you need, making you a happy person Similar interests in music Large genitals/mammaries Large genitals AND mammaries Open-mindedness Adheres to the same religion/spirituality as you Confidence Fur Is easy to push around Doesn't have kids Has kids Wants kids Doesn't want kids Molests kids Eats kids Is a smoker Is a drinker Uses recreational drugs Doesn't know your real name Is from another dimension Will cook you breakfast Will cook you for breakfast Pisses off your parents Is ugly enough not to threaten you with your own sexual ineptitude says "I love you."

You are at a party and you commit a glaring faux pas; what do you do?

Wore the same dress as the hostess; go up to her and apologize, then stay at the opposite end of the party, preferably in anothe Wore the same dress as the hostess; go up to her and compliment her style, try to make light of it all evening. Wore the same dress as the hostess; charge at her screaming and tear the fabric off her body. Wore the same dress as the hostess; ignore her. Hit on your best friend's lady; apologize and then say he is the luckiest man on earth Hit on your best friend's lady; pretend you were joking, possibly avoiding embarassment or potentially embarassing yourself furt Hit on your best friend's lady; slip a fifty under the strap of her dress Hit on your best friend's lady; challenge him to a duel for her hand Got caught with your fingers in the food; quickly withdraw and wipe your hand off with a napkin Got caught with your fingers in the food; cut around the food with a utensil and try to get rid of as much contaminated surface Got caught with you fingers in the food; apologize and notify the caterers Got caught with your fingers in the food; vomit uncontrollably onto the table You've spilled a drink; offer to clean it up yourself You've spilled a drink; chuckle to yourself and say "oh well" You've spilled a drink; try to make it look intentional by jokingly saying "That one was for my homies" You've spilled a drink; get on your hands and knees and lap it up You've spilled a drink; shrug and pull another from inside your coat where you've stashed several other drinks for when they sto You've spilled a drink; commit sepuku You've arrived uninvited; jest in light spirits, hoping that it was an oversight or that it was based on a misunderstanding that You've arrived uninvited; curteously say good-evening and leave You've arrived uninvited; invite everyone to a bigger and better party at your place You've arrived uninvited; open up with machinegun fire and burn the party to the ground, leaving no survivors. Impossible: you don't go to parties Impossible: your etiquette is unparalleled Impossible: you have a time machine Impossible: you do not speak English

What are some of your strengths?

Honesty Wise Compassionate Quick-Witted Endurance Willpower Lucky Empathic Spiritual Sexy Brawn Leader Memory Open-Minded Vertical Leap Intimidating You like music Friendly Hard Working Funny Disciplined Thrifty Creative Voodoo Spontaneous Mature Brave

Finally, pick the phrase that appeals to you most.

"I'll die trying!" "That's what you think." "Nothing can stop me now." "What?" "I'm sorry." "Sometimes it just needs a lady's touch." "Your mother." "Your face." "I have become darkness and death." "Okey dokey!" "Your place or mine?" "GRRRRRRRRRRRRR." "R U SERIOUS U CAN'T B SERIOUS?" "Thank you, may I have another?" "Why don't you just move to Managua?" "D0 YoU ][A\/3 s+@r3s 1|\| y3r B@$e ?" "Shut up." "Shaken, not stirred." "Do you like what you see?" "Do you masturbate with Windex?" "Get off my lawn!!!" "My, how you've grown..." "I'm a cop you idiot." "Yugioh! is far superior to Pokemon." "This quiz is dumb. I've been tricked." "This quiz is hilarious! I love it." "This quiz taught me a lot about myself." "On your knees."

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Which of these best describes you?

You are at a restaurant on a date. The waitor is mildly curt with you and it takes just over an hour to get your food. When it finally arrives, it has cooled off. What is your first reaction?

Which of these are you LEAST likely to do?

What do you look for when seeking a serious relationship? Click as many or few that apply.

You are at a party and you commit a glaring faux pas; what do you do?

What are some of your strengths?

Finally, pick the phrase that appeals to you most.

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Uberquiz: A Harrowing Voyage inside your Psyche

Why did you decide to take this quiz?

Which of these best describes you?

You are at a restaurant on a date. The waitor is mildly curt with you and it takes just over an hour to get your food. When it finally arrives, it has cooled off. What is your first reaction?

Which of these are you LEAST likely to do?

What do you look for when seeking a serious relationship? Click as many or few that apply.

You are at a party and you commit a glaring faux pas; what do you do?

What are some of your strengths?

Finally, pick the phrase that appeals to you most.

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