The Algebra exam

Take the The Algebra exam quiz.

1)Select one:

Una mochila lolololololololololololololololololol x^2-2x-8 Black People Internet?

2)Two blondes walk into a bar

Ouch Dear Diary: JACKPOT! .9999999=1 (sound of two drums & a cymbal) CINCINNATI,OH-A local man is charged with two counts of rape after inviting two blondes over to his house. Pics in the Sunday ed

3)Kanye West is.....

a broke n***** a gold digger a member of Green Day an African-American hip hop producer and rapper from Chicago, Illinois who currently resides in Hoboken, New Jersey. going to prison!

4)Kyle, Cartman, Kenny,

Stan Butters YOUR MOM! George Washington Me, Myself, and I

5)Fag n.,

English cigerette British slave Gay dude (Probably British) Why all the Brit jokes? We are a great country! These colors dont run

6)Why?

Big titties Rape Why not? There is no spoon It's not the question "Why?", it's the question of life. If there is no life, then there is no reason to life, therefore, there

7)Radical.

Duuuuuuude Are you high? Square root of 25 lol u said dic Holy shit I did!

8)Best body part

You penis, it gets you chicks Your eyes, because your penis makes chicks stay away from you The heart, you cant live without it! Black people dont have hearts. I HAD body parts, but some dude named Jigsaw ripped them out of me. BTW, Hell has GREAT broadband Internet!

9)Did something just happened?

Nothing ever happens Yeah, you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Your batteries are low. LOLZ SUMTHINK HAPPND!!!!!!11 The world ended, but you're too slow to see it.

10)To make this a REAL Algebra exam, solve the following quadratic equation: 0=x^2+9x+1 (To the nearest one)

I dont know how 0 and -9 4 and -2 3 and 33 0 and -6

11)Cops are at your door. What do you do?

Dress like beaners and jump over the fence Fly to Mexico. Que te gustaria hacer en Mexico? Make the cops solve the equation 2+2. Their brains will burst! Go to jail and get raped by black people and cops (Maybe a few beaners too) Tell those cops the doughnut store across the street is having a sale. They will forget all about you.

12)Rape

Rape? RAPE!!!!!11 1>! Seven days1 Hurts

13)Yo momma's so fat...

...her picture fell down ...she rolled over a Super Nintendo and made 4 Game Boys. ...that the horse on her polo shirt is real. ...she sells shade in the summer. ...nighttime comes people mistake her for the moon

14)Yo momma's so stupid...

...When yo daddy said to her "we're getting a color TV", your mom asked, "what color?" ...when the doctor told her she had to take a pregnancy test, she asked how long she had to study. ...she waited at a "Stop" sign until it said "GO" ...she stole a free sample ...she got locked inside a store and starved to death.

15)June 6,2006

IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!! As we know it Earthquakes, snakes, and airplanes And beaners. Green Day>R.E.M.

16)Select another one:

BUI O SHZL GHIZNGAR Im Ron Burgandy...Go F*ck yourself, San Diego! SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM Why did the beaner cross the road?

17)Are you a pirate?

Si. No. Non. Nein. Can you say "ARRGH?"

18)Select one (Are you trying to select two? I bet you were. I'M WATCHING YOU!)

YOUR BEANER COP MOM GOT RAPED BY A BLACK DUDE WHILE LISTENING TO GREEN DAY!!!! O RLY? YA RLY! NO WAI! WHY DONT YOU MAKE A WITTY ANSWER FOR CHOICE FIVE? DO YOU HATE ME?

19)3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592

NERD!!!! mmmmm...pie. It's....a really long number... What does this have to do with Algebra, anyway. (What does this whole quiz have to do with Algeb Cake>pie CAEK>PIE!!!!11!1!!11one

20)Symbol of evil.

Triforce <a href="http://www.answers.com/main/ntquery;jsessionid=15mlv7oo5ocwl?dsid=2222&dekey=The+Elder+Scrolls+IV%3A+O Swatstika <a href="http://www.microsoft.com">A red,green,blue,and yellow-colored flag</a>, with one color in each Half-eaten apple.

21)This software and its documentation are copyrighted by Saarland University, the Swedish Institute of Computer Science (SICS), the German Research Center for Artificial Intelligence (DFKI), and other parties. The following terms apply to all files associ

I accept the terms of this agreement I do not accept the terms of this agreement

21.5)Stop! You have violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forefit.

Go to jail Resist arrest Pay gold

22)@ is to @ as @ is to ___?

#@)%*@)(#$^*@# 32058209346823 Mentos and Coke Number 9...Number 9...Number 9...Number 9... Turn me on dead man...Turn me on dead man...Turn me on dead man...Turn me on dead man...Turn me on dead man...

23)John and Mike are going out on a walk. They start from the same place, but are facing two differant directions. Both walk in their direction for five miles, then turn left. They walk for eight miles, then turn right. John takes United Airlines flight 1

Red Blue Green 800 miles I hate you

24)You know what really grinds my gears?

When Britney Spears sings The Roman Catholic Church. When you make retarded quizzes. When people go to France for the Fourth of July. YOU AMERICA. F**K YOU!

25)And to end the exam, check the box next to all the names you have heard before in a video game.

Malon Navi Epona Tidus Rikku Yuna Uriel Septim Camoran Armand Christophe

Extra Credit)Send an email to GameCubeFreak2006@yahoo.com and tell me the following: <ul> <li>In the fifth answer of question 8, who is Jigsaw?</li> <li>what song am I referancing in question 3?</li> <li>What show Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny are from<

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