Which Soprano Character are you?

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For relaxing I like to wear?

A bathrobe and underwear. A jogging or sports suit. Some nice slacks and a comfortable shirt. An Expensive but trendy Italian suit. An expensive suit or elegant clothing. The standard white T-shirt. Jeans or dockers and a polo shirt. Slacks and either a leather jacket or flashy Italian shirts.

The "Mafia" is?

A set of traditions and values that should always be followed. Just an excuse to make money. Dead. It's all about what you want at any cost. Only as good as its current Boss/Leader. Mafia? There is no Mafia! I'm in the Waste Management business. Hot babes, fast cars and fast money. Any group of criminals working together to make money and enforce through fear.

The police have busted you on a felony crime, you're looking at 10-12 years of prison, what would you do?

Cut a deal with the Fed's to reduce my jail time. Hey, I got a family to feed! Do the time. 10-12 years is nothin'! Try and cut a deal with the Feds on the side and my Mob Family on the other side. Get the heck outta the country, I hear Canada or Italy is nice. Try bribing the cops. If that doesn't work, call in a favor with my local politician to reduce my time. Get a good Mob lawyer and hope the judge is lenient.

For a vacation I would like to go to?

Italy of course! New York City. A relaxing beach house on the oceanfront. Vegas or Atlantic City. Stay at home and relax from the craziness of everyday life. Something fun and wild, like a theme park. A good strip club is always nice!

Making money and deals on the side, that the Boss doesn't know about, is...

Part of the business baby! Wrong! Nothing is sanctioned with out the Boss's OK. It's fine if you don't get caught, then you better cough up some more money for da Boss! Ok, only if a couple of your trusted men are in on it to take the fall with you if you're caught. It depends on the circumstances and how well your Boss takes care of you. Ok to do, but kick up your vig to who deserves it.

Having an affair with another person if you or they are married is?

Wrong! You stay loyal to the one you say your vows to. Married? I'm staying single! What is the question again? Bad, but sometimes things happen. Ok, as long as you keep one lover at a time. Ok, as long as your spouse doesn't find out. Fine! In this line of work it's expected. Why hide it?

The way to become the "Don" is by...

Whatever it takes. Backstabbing, lies and murder are fine. Who wants to be the Boss? I prefer working in the shadows. Hard work, you work your way up the chain in da traditional way. Wait until the current Boss dies or gets sent away to prison for life. Plot with other Family members to overthrow the current Boss. Hope that the current leadership mentors you into the inner circle. Better to support the Boss and earn more from the sidelines.

A female "Boss" is...

Silly! Whoever heard of a woman Boss? Fine, as long as she can do the job. Ok, if there is no other choice, but replace her with a male as soon as possible. Great! There should be more female Bosses.

Seeing a psychiatrist if you are a member of the mob is?

Wrong! Real Mafioso's don't see shrinks. Not great, only if you must. Just don't discuss any Family business at all. What's wrong with seeing a shrink? Everyone sees a shrink now-a-days! Is fine, hey they might even give you good tips on being a better Mobster! No talkin' to shrinks. See a priest instead! Bad. Just have a few drinks and talk it out with your friends.

I know how to speak fluent Italian.

Only important words, like gabagool, cafone, and the cuss words. Whatever the goombah's in New York and Jersey are speaking is real Italian. Devi imparare a parlare l'Italiano, stonzata! I know words like spaghetti and ravioli, does that count? Sure I speak Italiano, but I'm not demonstating for you, ya cafone! Eh, some here and there. Enough to get me by.

If the boss told me to whack someone I would?

Pay off a lower soldier in the Family to take care of it. My hands are clean! I would do it, but it would bother me, especially if it was a woman. This is the Mob, you do what you gotta do. It's all business. Do the job, but then leave the state or country for awhile. The Boss has never asked me to whack anyone for him. Guess I'm lucky. Not only would I whack the person, but I'd enjoy it! It depends, "Made" people are fair game, but no women or civilians. Of course I'd do it! The Boss asked, everyone has to earn their bones.

My weapon of choice is?

la pistola; a nice Glock or Colt. Something personal, like a baseball bat or garrote. My brain, I make money for the Mob, not bodies. My money and influence. I help the Family get into new rackets. my reason and voice, I make a good advisor or help calm things down. Brute strength and my bare hands. Who needs a weapon? Whatever it takes to get the job done. It's all business. What kind of stupid question is that?

Drugs and the Mafia are?

A taboo from way back. they don't mix, don't use and don't deal. You can use, but don't deal. You can deal, but not use. Everyone deals and uses: just don't get caught. As long as the Boss gets his cut, who cares?

If I could pick which position I wanted in the Family, I would like to be...

The Boss-Don of course! Underboss, they are like the Don, but not so much in the spotlight. Consigliere, I like to advise the Boss and help plan things. A Capo or "skipper", I'd rather run my own crew and stay away from the big Bosses. Enforcer or "soldato", I prefer to just follow orders and remain anonymous.

I'm driving home and some rude person cuts me off in traffic. I would...

Give him the "Sicilian Salute" and keep on driving. Follow him to his stop and beat the crap outta him! Write down his license plate number and have a few friends destroy his car later. Ignore him, it isn't worth getting worked up over. Curse at him in Italian and give him an intimidating look. Roll down my window and yell at him, scare him a bit, maybe flash my gun. Discreetly follow him home and hav my boys pay him a visit later on! Cut him off right back!

The most "powerful" Mafia Families are in...

New York, the five ruling Families are undisputed! New Jersey, baby! Chicago and Miami, madonn! Italy of course! Home of the Camorra, Cosa Nostra and others. Disarray. The Feds are busting everyone, Canada is the place to go now. Whatever Family you are in at the time, that is the most powerful!

Which one of the following "Soprano's sayings" would fit you?

You owe me! I'll see if I can't make that happen for you. No bitcha to me! Years ago I thought RICO was a relative of his. Sometimes you gotta do things you don't want to... What's mine is not yours to give No more distractions. Focus. Eye on the prize You got no idea what it's like to be number one. Every decision you make affects every facet of every other thing. Just when I think I'm out...They pull me back in!

If I had a chance to go leave my current Mob Family and go to another one, I would?

Do it in a heatbeat. I want to be on the winning side! Stay. You never leave the Family you start out with. Go, only if I was ordered to by my current Boss. Join a new Family if I thought I could get away with it. Leave only if my current Family was weak or in danger of collapsing. Stay, but try and work my way to a higher position or get rid of the current Boss. Stay in my current Family and tell my Boss about the betrayer in the other Family.

A bunch of you are sitting around in the club, when someone tells a joke in bad taste against another made man's wife. Would you?

Put a stop to it right there. There's limits to what can be joked about. Chuckle at the time, but never repeat the joke, ever. Laugh my butt off and make sure to tell my other men later on. Laugh loudly at the joke, but it stays just between those who were here. Think of an even funnier joke to top the last one, of the man's wife. Smile a bit, but think it is in bad taste and never repeat it. I would probably forget about it two minutes later. Quickly change the subject hoping to difuse the situation before it got out of hand.

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For relaxing I like to wear?

The "Mafia" is?

The police have busted you on a felony crime, you're looking at 10-12 years of prison, what would you do?

For a vacation I would like to go to?

Making money and deals on the side, that the Boss doesn't know about, is...

Having an affair with another person if you or they are married is?

The way to become the "Don" is by...

A female "Boss" is...

Seeing a psychiatrist if you are a member of the mob is?

I know how to speak fluent Italian.

If the boss told me to whack someone I would?

My weapon of choice is?

Drugs and the Mafia are?

If I could pick which position I wanted in the Family, I would like to be...

I'm driving home and some rude person cuts me off in traffic. I would...

The most "powerful" Mafia Families are in...

Which one of the following "Soprano's sayings" would fit you?

If I had a chance to go leave my current Mob Family and go to another one, I would?

A bunch of you are sitting around in the club, when someone tells a joke in bad taste against another made man's wife. Would you?

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Which Soprano Character are you?

For relaxing I like to wear?

The "Mafia" is?

The police have busted you on a felony crime, you're looking at 10-12 years of prison, what would you do?

For a vacation I would like to go to?

Making money and deals on the side, that the Boss doesn't know about, is...

Having an affair with another person if you or they are married is?

The way to become the "Don" is by...

A female "Boss" is...

Seeing a psychiatrist if you are a member of the mob is?

I know how to speak fluent Italian.

If the boss told me to whack someone I would?

My weapon of choice is?

Drugs and the Mafia are?

If I could pick which position I wanted in the Family, I would like to be...

I'm driving home and some rude person cuts me off in traffic. I would...

The most "powerful" Mafia Families are in...

Which one of the following "Soprano's sayings" would fit you?

If I had a chance to go leave my current Mob Family and go to another one, I would?

A bunch of you are sitting around in the club, when someone tells a joke in bad taste against another made man's wife. Would you?

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