Ninja Application

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What name do you go by?

That is private information. I go by many names. My name is... [insert name here]

What is your age?

I'm not really sure. I am . . . years old. Is that relevant?

What is your blood type?

A AB B

What is your physical appearance?

Black hair, green eyes, average height. Brown hair, hazel eyes, on the smaller side. Blonde hair, blue eyes, tall and thin.

What are your positive character traits?

I am a fast learner, stealthy, and understanding. I am intelligent, charming, and independent. I am loving, talkative, and cheerful.

What are your negative character traits?

I am sensitive, simple, and slow. I am argumentative, moody, and sometimes lazy. I am merciless, vengeful, and dark.

What village are you from?

The Village Hidden In The Leaves. I belong to no village. I see all of them as one.

What is your strength in combat?

Genjutsu. Ninjutsu. I don’t know.

What is your rank?

I am above average, put it that way. Chuunin. Academy student.

Any health problems?

No. Nothing fatal. Yes. I might get a cold sometimes.

Where do you stand on friendships?

A waste of time. They only get in the way or crash and burn. I will protect my loved ones with all I am worth. They are wonderful and fun, and everyone needs a friend.

How often do you eat?

Only when necessary. Whenever. I like sweet foods like candy. When I am hungry or just need a snack.

Role Play Time: Choose what you would most likely do.

I thought this was an application? Yay! Every quiz needs Role Play Questions. Wait, what are we doing?

You are assigned on a mission to find and destroy your closest friend. This mission is mandatory. What do you do?

Mercilessly kill him, with little or no hesitation. Ask my friend to back down and surrender or face his death. Stop right before I kill him. How can I kill my best friend?

Incidentally your friend is killed, and you are left with him dead in your arms. What is your first reaction?

I don’t know how to react, and turn sorrow into pure rage. With no sign of emotion I close his eyes and walkaway. How could this happen? I sob, lying on the ground beside him.

You complete the mission and return to your village. What do you do during your spare time?

Train. A shinobi must obtain ultimate power and strength. Relax. I have to sort out my thoughts and meditate. Visit friends. I haven’t seen them and I miss them.

You evidently have to train to improve your skills. What do you do to master your skills?

I practice throwing kunai, then talk with my teammate. I work hard on molding my chakra to better defeat my enemy. I kill the person who is considered the strongest ninja.

During your training you gain knowledge that three enemy shinobi are going to ambush you. How do you react?

Stand in the open, unafraid to fight them with brute force. Tell my sensei, for I may need back up and help. Hide in the trees, waiting to strike from the shadows.

You battle them, and they runaway defeated. Yet they come back later, but this time there are several. What do you do?

Tell them to go away and stop bothering me. Murder every one. Such pitiful weaklings they are. Knock them out cold, then threaten them in pure irritation.

Once all the troublesome things are done, you go to bed. What are you dreaming about while lying there?

I do not dream. Dreams are for simple-minded fools. I dream about becoming the best, and accomplishing my goals. I dream about getting rich to finding true love eventually.

You are awoken early by your annoying little brother. You have a big test and wanted to sleep in. How do you react?

Shove him out the door and slam it in his face. Threaten to break his toys and pull the pillow over my head. Scream for my mom to get him out of my room.

You end up getting up anyway, and get ready for the big test. What time do you get there?

A little late for I was with my friends, but still almost on time. Just on time, though I walk in unseen. Just as the doors are being closed, and I find my seat.

The test is testing your knowledge on battle tactics. It’s extremely hard and you are afraid you’ll fail. What do you do?

Calm myself, and secretly cheat off the paper next to me. Get really nervous, I can’t fail this test. Try to answer the questions, though it is pointless.

You end up answering only two out of ten questions correctly. The proctor says you failed. Later on you see him in a dark alley. What do you do to him?

Shove him against the wall and demand a retake. Ask why he had to be so mean and runaway very upset. Kill him. How dare he fail me.

You go to the woods, sulking and feelings down from failing. A strange assassin comes and asks you to join him in the destruction of the five main villages. What do you say?

I will join you, but only if you prove you can give me power. First off, Holy Sh*t! And secondly, if you think I’ll let you get away with this, you are wrong. You can’t destroy the villages! That’s evil!

The mysterious shinobi laughs at your remark, and states he will just kill you then. He prepares to attack you. What do you do?

I block with my own attack, and we get caught in heavy combat. I scream and duck, startled that he’d try and kill me. I easily dodge the attack, and stab him in the back.

All of your attacks are futile, for he is a water clone, and the real one hides in the trees. He catches you in a trap and you are helpless. How do you react?

Cry for mercy, all the while waiting for my death. He is so powerful, so unstoppable. I know I can’t win. I spit out insulting words and attempt to free myself. This evil shinobi will never succeed in his vile plans. Never. I stare at the shinobi that holds me hostage, and smile. He is strong, and worthy of my assistance in his plan.

Luckily your sensei comes to your rescue and the evil shinobi is gone in an instant. What do you say to your sensei?

I didn’t need your help. I was fine. We have to stop him! He’s going to try and destroy us! Thank you so much! I owe you my life.

After a long and exhausting day, you go back to your house. What are you going to do?

Search for the evil assassin and find a way to defeat him. I will not let any evil destroy all I hold dear. Contact the mysterious shinobi and offer my hand in his plan. Then lie in bed, happy about my growing power. Tell my teammates about my encounter with the powerful ninja. Then hang out and relax, since I worked hard today.

Please turn this in as soon as possible. Thank you for applying to become a ninja of the Hidden Leaf Village.

This was a waste of my time. It's obvious that I qualify. I don't need your approval. It's over?! But what about the evil shinobi, and his plan to attack the villages? I haven't stopped him yet! That was a lot of fun! I hope I qualify. Will you be my friend?

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