The Space Quiz!

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First thing first, what do you think of Elvis?

He's corrupting the minds of the youngsters, let me tell you! Elvis? S'ok I suppose, I've not heard much of him. Elvis? I love Elvis! I used to dance his music all the time back in the day! Not that anyone cares... Meh, that's the stuff my parents used to talk about. I've got a few mp3s but they sound like crap. Dunno, was he good? I'd love to listen to him then. Elvis? Doesn't ring a bell, I'll ask my grandpa. I used to like him, but my dad told me he was crap. But my mom said he was great. Then my dad came home and my mom yelled at him I *AM* Elvis. We all are. Yup, we're pretty much in the Elvis wave here. I don't listen to those foreigners' music, I'm too busy doing important stuff. Yes, he's a rebel just like me! Well, WAS a rebel. Some people recommended him to me, but the rest I asked didn't have a clue. I could sing better than him if I wanted to. My kids love him tough. Elvis... *sighs blissfully*

I see, so do you like, dislike or whatever, him because of the flow or your personal oppinion?

I go with the flow, it's the easy way. Well, it's not like I can make my friends listen to him, so we just agree to something we all like. Why yes, we all love him! I'm a good friend of his actually. Flow? Noone here seems to know what you're talking about! No, I make my own mind you annoying little %*()$! My parents are still arguing over him. S'all cool, doesn't matter to me really. I only listen to my portable media anyway. I'm not answering this yet. You're up to something aren't you. Mine is an informed opinion derived from everything I've seen. I'll make everyone agree to my view of Elvis no matter how hard will that be, just sit and watch. Elvis... *sighs blissfully*

You're locked in a room. You want to get out and there are several tools at your disposal: a lockpick, a CO2 fire extinguisher, a hammer, a TV set, a polaroid camera, a bell, a copy of the Bible in extra-large bold letters, a bottle of water and an iPod fu

Hammer. Nothing beats a good ol' hammer. Except a rock maybe. A lockpick? Why did you bother mentioning the rest then? I hammer the lockpick into the lock. Then I kick the door. I can't decide so I wait until someone picks me up, then I ignore them anyway. There's a camera? I take pictures of everything for future reference. I ring the bell until someone notices. I might hit the bell with the hammer if I get more noise that way. I smash the lock with the fire extinguisher. I mean, it's bigger than the hammer isn't it? I turn on the TV, Easternders is on! Why did you mention the bible anyway? What am I supposed to do with it? Think man, think! I get the lock wet, jam it with the lockpick to then freeze the water with the CO2 of the extinguisher, I set up a current throu I just pop the small C4 charge out of my pocket and open the door. It pays to be prepared for everything. I kick the door down, I'll keep kicking it until it shatters and lets me through. I sit down and start crying, thinking how James Bond would be able to get out of this one.

Let's talk about your childhood. What are your fondest memories of school?

The nuke alarm practices, they were the funniest things when running to hide under our desks. I was the one in charge of supervi Our football matches, they didn't let us play rugby until we were older, the bastards! I remember this small classroom and this boring teacher, and it was packed with kids everywhere. Maths made my head hurt. School? We had to walk twelve miles, in the snow! just to get to the bus stop to go to School! I learned in the School of Life, kids nowadays... If I had payed attention maybe I wouldn't be having a hard time now with my A grades. Maths are fun! One word: Homeschool. Why, just yesterday I found the shiniest rock EVER! Data, yay! It was like the Great Escape, I kept trying to get out of there EVERY DAY but my parents never stopped sending me. I didn't gave It was like daydreaming, they kept talking to us about all these smart people during history and the great things they did.

You're on the beach, and on a nearby rock there is a Gull. You take a step and the Gull flies away towards the ocean, leaving behind an astray feather that the wind pushes to your feet. What do you do?

Pick up the feather and examine it carefully. I mean, it's right there, I might as well check it out. Pick up the shell on the sand just next to the feather. After the Gull! *Splorch* I go and examine the rock where the Gull was standing. I talk to my grandson how in my day there were no Gulls and we had to make our own feathers with nothing but dirt and sticks. I make sure I get both feather and shell, as well as examining the rock for a bit. What the hell am I doing next to the sea? There was no sea when I was born! I show the feather to my parents. I watch the Gull fly away, contemplating my own misery. I'll catch that gull, if not now tomorrow. The sea... I wish I could see it by myself...

It's deadline day tomorrow! It's an important assignment, so better pay attention to it. You...

are almost ready, it was complex stuff so it was a lot of work. are ready, in fact, you've been ready for weeks. are almost done, all the other seven deadlines are almost done too. are finished. Like they'll notice... have prepared a juggling number to entertain your boss since you didn't do the assignment. haven't even started, better hurry up! are not planning on stressing over it. didn't give a deadline out anyway, just in case there were unexpected problems. have finished, it was simple stuff but it's all perfectly finished. ask for help from your parents. have no idea what a deadline is. don't use deadlines anyway. You do your own thing. are finished because you had everything you needed for the assignment way in advance.

Talking of that assignment, what was it anyway?

I have no idea! I was building this wooden crate you see... On, nothing really, just checking the neighbourhood houses to see their numbers were in a clear, visible place. Oh, I had agreed to empty the Mediterranean with a spoon and a bucket. They told me there wasn't much water there anyway. The usual, some idiot though it would be cool to know what a FART behaves like in space. I was just spell-checking someone's assignment. Someone didn't meet their deadline so I had to do that for them. I'm sick of it. My parents sent me to clean my room. I should know, but for the life of me I can't remember! Who cares! Let's go play baseball! There was this bug in the 2.6.0 kernel we found when we were compiling the source of the robotic arm controlling software, so I

You're watching TV and you see some celebrity squirming in front of the camera due to the merciless hard questions the reporter keeps asking them. You...

smirk knowingly. laugh at the thing, knowing too well noone would dare to do the same to you. think for a second where you've seen that reporter before then get distracted and wander off. think of the hard time he gave you too. think how reporters behaved more nicely towards you back in the day. think how funny you were in that interview. don't care about the interview, you already know all about it from the people involved. don't watch TV. didn't have TV back then! Only snow! And you liked it! prepare a series of elusive answers to hard questions someone asks you, just in case. can't understand a single word of what they're saying. ask your parents what's wrong and get confused by the endless stream of contradictory answers. Call the TV station repeatedly until I can get through to that reporter and yell at him.

You're playing a RPG. Your character has to face a band of orcs that have been terrorizing a town. What do you do?

I poison their water supply, hire a bunch of mercenaries and go kill them when they're weakened. I confront them, cast a confuse spell over some of them so that they fight each other, sneak to the back of the cave to rob thei I explore the town carefully to make a plan how to beat them the next time they come. In my day we had REAL orcs you pansy! Hulk SMASH! That's the 20th town I find that needs help killing stuff. I don't have friends to play RPGs with. I'm sure I can figure something out. I get a bunch of adventurers together and using our abilities we kill them. Oh that's right, you can't get rid of the orcs so I have to do it for ya, huh? Orcs? Towards the orcs! Can we go play something else? I make a full survey of the land, the country and the neighbouring kingdoms. I won't do anything with it though. I call upon a seismic event that will create a breach between the orc cave and the town. It WILL solve the problem.

You're crossing the frontier and the helpful customs officer asks for your passport.

Will you settle for a rubber chicken? What's a passport? Wow, I've reached the border already? I just wanted to go to the city! Sometimes I don't know my own power. That's silly, I don't travel that far. I *could* though, it'd be easy for me, but I never planned to do so. I though about that before leaving the house, so I decided to come back. I get it out I suppose. Lazily. Second time in three days, it's starting to annoy me! I pull out my electronically-enabled international passport. Sure, here it is. Careful with the falling pages, it's been on the road for a while. I've been looking at all those people crossing the different borders, it's quite funny. It takes ages for all my friends to come through. Will my driver's license do? I only do national tourism. There are dragons in the wildlands beyond the border. No problem, I made sure everyone had their passports ready before getting here. What? Do don't know who I am?? 3 months in the boat to get here and now they ask for a passport. How bloody annoying. I'm sure one of my parents has it.

Do you think you pay attention to the details?

The big problems are the important ones. Depends on with who and what I'm working on. Sure, details, you just have to keep bugging me with details. I have to, the public would notice if I don't. Irrelevant. Sure, they're usually more interesting than the big problems. *Yawn* suuuure, eventually I'll look at the details. Well, the job was simple enough not to need any stinkin' details. Sort of, but noone notices anyway. I have too much to do to pay attention to details. Details are everything! I always count for a few negative details even if I don't find them. Where's the fun in that? Usually to the details noone cares about. No, I just crack jokes about them. If I must, but someone in my position usually doesn't have to. I pay attention to *everything*.

Favourite clothes?

Shirt, tie, the usual for someone in my position. T-shirt and jeans, nothing too fancy. Somehow extravagant clothes, but everyone likes them. Some polo shirt and comfy trousers. Nothing too trashy. My standard military outfit. I go out of the house naked and screaming. What? Now you come to ask me about my bloody clothes? I have your clothes right here buddy (*%$(! As long as I have my bandana with me, it's all good, I can adapt. Depends on the weather of the day and the forecast. What do you mean my clothes are exotic. I don't leave the house so it doesn't matter. We all wear pretty much the same clothes, occasionally our visitors bring something exotic.

Do you keep a map of your house?

I don't need it since I don't leave it. It's a bloody huge mansion in Hollywood, of course I do! I just make maps of the neighbourhood, they're more useful. Maps? Pictures are best! I'm doing a map of the world since it's much more useful. I've got pencil and paper here Each one of us knows a part, then the guest room is down the hall, so no need. Oh yeah, I have it integrated in my PDA with GPS coordinates and a navigation system. Well, not exactly, but with a rope and a bell I can get my position inside the house even with my eyes closed. I have maps of just about anything I could possibly need. No, but I have a scaled down version made out of clay that is just as useful. I couldn't stand my house, so I left. I wish. I'm useless with maps anyway. No, and I won't make one despite getting lost in it every day, I will learn the layout eventually.

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First thing first, what do you think of Elvis?

I see, so do you like, dislike or whatever, him because of the flow or your personal oppinion?

You're locked in a room. You want to get out and there are several tools at your disposal: a lockpick, a CO2 fire extinguisher, a hammer, a TV set, a polaroid camera, a bell, a copy of the Bible in extra-large bold letters, a bottle of water and an iPod fu

Let's talk about your childhood. What are your fondest memories of school?

You're on the beach, and on a nearby rock there is a Gull. You take a step and the Gull flies away towards the ocean, leaving behind an astray feather that the wind pushes to your feet. What do you do?

It's deadline day tomorrow! It's an important assignment, so better pay attention to it. You...

Talking of that assignment, what was it anyway?

You're watching TV and you see some celebrity squirming in front of the camera due to the merciless hard questions the reporter keeps asking them. You...

You're playing a RPG. Your character has to face a band of orcs that have been terrorizing a town. What do you do?

You're crossing the frontier and the helpful customs officer asks for your passport.

Do you think you pay attention to the details?

Favourite clothes?

Do you keep a map of your house?

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First thing first, what do you think of Elvis?

I see, so do you like, dislike or whatever, him because of the flow or your personal oppinion?

You're locked in a room. You want to get out and there are several tools at your disposal: a lockpick, a CO2 fire extinguisher, a hammer, a TV set, a polaroid camera, a bell, a copy of the Bible in extra-large bold letters, a bottle of water and an iPod fu

Let's talk about your childhood. What are your fondest memories of school?

You're on the beach, and on a nearby rock there is a Gull. You take a step and the Gull flies away towards the ocean, leaving behind an astray feather that the wind pushes to your feet. What do you do?

It's deadline day tomorrow! It's an important assignment, so better pay attention to it. You...

Talking of that assignment, what was it anyway?

You're watching TV and you see some celebrity squirming in front of the camera due to the merciless hard questions the reporter keeps asking them. You...

You're playing a RPG. Your character has to face a band of orcs that have been terrorizing a town. What do you do?

You're crossing the frontier and the helpful customs officer asks for your passport.

Do you think you pay attention to the details?

Favourite clothes?

Do you keep a map of your house?

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