What Type Of Slytherin Are You?

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You forgot about tomorrow's test. It is now four in the morning. You...

Are sleeping. You'll be fine, you're always fine. Are sleeping. You've studied enough over the year that you'll be fine. Are studying. You've got to do well, after all. Are adding the final touches to that polyjuice potion you've been dabbling with. Are blackmailing the smartest student in the class to let you cheat off her. Are taking your frustrations out in the physical manner of your choice.

Looks like Potter's going to catch the Snitch. You...

Hex him. Sit back and relax. You 'fixed' his broom before the game. Are sleeping. Quidditch is beneath you. Beat the stuffing out of him when it's all over. Start chanting the Slytherin Battle Song. Sit back and relax. You arranged for the team to have secret practices. There's nothing to worry about.

You find yourself attracted to a Gryffinwhore, er... Gyffindor. You...

Kill yourself. Kill it. Shag it and then tell your house mates about its performance over breakfast. Manipulate it into becoming useful. That's... possible... right? Resign yourself to your fate and start an alliance. Ignore it. It just wouldn't be right.

Pick a writer.

Sun Tzu Machiavelli Dostoyevsky Seneca Hume Locke

Pick an occupation.

Contract killer! R&D Lawyer Curse breaker Minister of Magic Journalist

And what do you think of the Dark Lord?

He has my wand. He lacks subtlety but he's on the right track. I would die for him! He's ruining the reputation of Slytherin. He's ruining all my plans. Once I've killed him, and rounded up his followers...

What about the Muggle Question?

They could replace those upstart house elves. Liberation indeed! Kill them all! They're a threat. We must strike first. Our current coexistence has it's uses. They need our protection. We both have something to offer the other. Not that I'd want them to know about us...

Why do you love your Head of House?

Because he's ours. He's a good teacher. He favours us. He insults that tosser, Potter. He's honest. Mean, but honest. He understands us and we understand him.

You're caught doing something naughty by McGonnagal. You...

Lie, lie, lie and lie. But good lies, mind you. Spin a dazzling web of half truths. Tell the 'truth' and explain that it's all Potter's fault. Let her try to punish you. You've already cleaned up the evidence. Absorb the point loss and plan your revenge! Hex her and run. Really, really quickly.

The war with Voldemort is dragging on and the Ministry is initiating a draft. You...

Strategically declare your true loyalties. Go along with it, but make sure you have some 'insurance'. Fake your death. Find an out. Fighting is for lesser mortals. Fight to protect your loved ones. The side is immaterial. Start a protest movement. You're not going to dirty your hands with this 'war'.

Honesty is to Slytherin, as...

Stones are to glass houses. A knife is to an asassin. A costume is to an actor. A sword is to a warrior. Necessity is to invention. Mosquitos are to humans. Inevitable.

So there's this old lady who's got something you want. You...

Break her legs and abscond with said something. 'Convince' her she doesn't want it anymore. Cozy up to her and er... you know. Check no one's looking and cast Imperius. Hatch an elaborate scheme. Get someone else to hatch an elaborate scheme.

Pick a character.

Draco Malfoy Severus Snape Pansy Parkinson Tom Marvolo Riddle Barty Crouch Jr. Mrs. Lestrange

So you're a Minion of Evil.

No. I'm not. Dunderhead. *innocent look* Evil is such a black and white term... I've killed hundreds. Hundreds! It would be so much better if I could work alone. Idiot fumblers, the lot of 'em. Hiss! Slow and steady wins the world.

Pick a fic.

Two Worlds And In Between, by Minerva McTabby. Spirit of Brotherhood, by Torch. 1975, by Narcissa Malfoy. Slytherin Rising, by JL Mathews. Blood Runs True, by Teluekh. A Letter From Exile One Merciful Morning, by Sphinx.

Another boring afternoon. You would rather...

Read. Alone. Fuck off. Play Quidditch with my friends. Beat the stuffing out of a first year. Sneak into the Forbidden Forest. Do something productive. Play Scrabble. *cough*

Another boring evening. You would rather...

Read. Alone. Fuck off. Throw a party. Sneak into the Restricted Section. Play Truth Or Dare. Dungbombs. Gryffindor. Do the math. Study.

It's Christmas and you've spent your last galleon on a Pepper Up Potion, but your friends, evil bastards that they are, still insist on exchanging gifts. You...

Grumble about it, accept the inevitable and then nick a bit here, a bit there from a variety of firsties. Tell them about this great new group *coughcultcough* you're joined... Be creative. Broken teacup, belly button lint. They won't even notice... Make everyone something. Outright refuse. It's the er, principle of it! Figure out a way for everyone to 'lose' their gifts.

Ok, so after all the trouble you went through, you find some galleons stashed in a pocket dimension in your robes. You...

Buy prezzies for your best mates on the sly. Buy yourself that copy of Hogwarts A History you've always wanted. Buy yourself prezzies and flaunt them. Suckers. Save the money for another time. Bluff your way out of it. Compensate by buying them better presents another time. You've got to keep those ties strong.

And finally, the Dark Arts are...

Fascinating. Useful. Fun. A pathetic shortcut. Sad really... Intertesting, but I'd rather study defense. Dark. I'm going to root out every last trace of them!

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You forgot about tomorrow's test. It is now four in the morning. You...

Looks like Potter's going to catch the Snitch. You...

You find yourself attracted to a Gryffinwhore, er... Gyffindor. You...

Pick a writer.

Pick an occupation.

And what do you think of the Dark Lord?

What about the Muggle Question?

Why do you love your Head of House?

You're caught doing something naughty by McGonnagal. You...

The war with Voldemort is dragging on and the Ministry is initiating a draft. You...

Honesty is to Slytherin, as...

So there's this old lady who's got something you want. You...

Pick a character.

So you're a Minion of Evil.

Pick a fic.

Another boring afternoon. You would rather...

Another boring evening. You would rather...

It's Christmas and you've spent your last galleon on a Pepper Up Potion, but your friends, evil bastards that they are, still insist on exchanging gifts. You...

Ok, so after all the trouble you went through, you find some galleons stashed in a pocket dimension in your robes. You...

And finally, the Dark Arts are...

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What Type Of Slytherin Are You?

You forgot about tomorrow's test. It is now four in the morning. You...

Looks like Potter's going to catch the Snitch. You...

You find yourself attracted to a Gryffinwhore, er... Gyffindor. You...

Pick a writer.

Pick an occupation.

And what do you think of the Dark Lord?

What about the Muggle Question?

Why do you love your Head of House?

You're caught doing something naughty by McGonnagal. You...

The war with Voldemort is dragging on and the Ministry is initiating a draft. You...

Honesty is to Slytherin, as...

So there's this old lady who's got something you want. You...

Pick a character.

So you're a Minion of Evil.

Pick a fic.

Another boring afternoon. You would rather...

Another boring evening. You would rather...

It's Christmas and you've spent your last galleon on a Pepper Up Potion, but your friends, evil bastards that they are, still insist on exchanging gifts. You...

Ok, so after all the trouble you went through, you find some galleons stashed in a pocket dimension in your robes. You...

And finally, the Dark Arts are...

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