The Ultimate Sorting Hat Quiz

Welcome, all you silly fools! You've come to seek my view? Well, sit your muggle arse right down, and I'll start sorting you... Oh, don't deny my wisdom - I'm the smartest hat you'll find. Be sure not to insult me, though, for I can read your mind! You DARE TO DOUBT MY GENIUS? And you - hey! Don't call me that! It's well and good for you, you git! You aren't stuck being a hat! I'll find a way to suck your brains out through your ears, hehe! For I'm the Sorting Hat and I control your destiny!

Created by Knockturn on 05/06/2008

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