[The scene is like a talkshow, Oprah type thing, with Sarah sitting in a chair with her legs crossed]
Hello all! smartsarah323 here! And today I have a special guest! Blindfolded Unknown! Come one out Rik- Blindfloded unknown! ^^
Blinfolded: [runs out from back stage]
Audience: [claps whistles]
Fangirls: OH EM GEE! WE LOVE YOOOOUUUU!!!!
Sarah: BACK! BACK YOU RABID BEASTS! [throws her shoes]Anyway, so, Blindfolded Unknown. Who exactly are you?
Blindfolded: If I told you that I wouldn't be an 'unknown' would I?
Sarah: Okay, now then. There are rumors going around, that you are indeed Riku. Is this true?
Blindfolded: Absulutely not. I am not Riku. But he is very good looking and under appreciated. Where was the, "Oh yeah Sora, what happened to Riku! Is he alright?" Huh Kairi?! I saved your butt from Ansem and what do I-I-I mean Riku! Not I! [cough]Ahem.
Sarah: O.o;; Oookaaay... Well... Why do you where a blindfold?
Blindfolded: Because-
Fangirls: OH EM GEE! WE LOVE YOU YOU'RE SOOO HAWT!
Sarah: *sigh* We might have to get her in here... Anyway!
Blinfolded: Umm.. her? Anyway, I wear a blindfold because... Well look at me! I'm flippen' (XD) hot!
Sarah: O.o; And modest too!
Blindfolded: Yep! ^^
Sarah: Kaay... Moving on... So, what would you say if I told you that us fans had biological proof that you were in fact, Riku.
Blindfolded: I would say you were crazy.
Sarah: Oh, but it's true. We already know BHK's name. (he will always be BHK in my heart....)
Blindfolded: Oh really? Then what is it?
Sarah: It's-
Roxas: [Jumps down from the ceiling with his double keyblades and such] I LIKE PIE! [Jumps away]
Sarah: O.o; Didn't see that coming. Now Mr. Blindfolded, I'm going to call down Riku, mmkay? I mean, since you're obviously not him...
Blindfolded: Yeah! Um.. I have to go to the bathroom!
{Five minutes later}
Riku:[Walks in wearing his spiffy KH2 outfit]Yep! I'm here!
Fangirls: RIIIIIKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [runs on stage with signs saying 'I <3 Riku' on it] WE LOOOVE YOOOUU! [Grab/shove/Tear]
Riku: HELP! I-- Wanna-- Live!
Fangirl #1: I lyk, got a piece of his shirt!
Fangirl #2: I lyk, got a piece of his lyk, HAIR!
Sarah: Grr.. You're ruining my SHOW! >.< ** [sighs and leaves]
Fangirl #3: Now lyk, ur all mine Riku!
Other Fangirls: GET AWAY FROM HIM @#$%*!!!
Sesshomaru: [standing outside of the door] I am lord Sesshomaru! I hate you all because I didn't get the cool sword. FEAR ME! MWAHAHA!
Fangirls: ... FLUFFY!!11one [they all run outside]
Sarah: [Walks back in]And little do they know, she's out there...
Riku:[Huddled in the corner]Wh-Who?
Sarah: Rach-
Rachel's voice from outside: Sesshy is MINE! [violence]
Sarah: [to remaining croud] Heheh... Sorry 'bout that folks!
^-^;
Riku: C-c-can I go now? [sob]
Sarah: Yes, Riku. I'm sure that this incident has left you very unstable... o.o;
....... O_o;
*applauds*
That was rather... Stupid.
The result picture is a picture of Riku from KH2, and it might be considered a spoiler. So if you don't wanna see it sheild your eyes or something. Just don't complain to me about how the game was defiled because you saw what Riku looks like. -_-
Righto!
16 and a half day left for Kingdom Hearts 2 from when I'm typing this....
