Dark Nights 4, The Vampire and His Roommate

You stood up slowly and backed towards the door. "Sit down," he said sternly. "I don't think so." "Sit down or I'll give you another bump on the head," he said scarily. "I'm going to tell you something." Hesitantly you stopped backing up, and looked at him. "That's it, come on, sit down," he said coaxingly. Glaring at him you returned to the table and sat back down, reasoning that it would be safer to keep him in a good mood. "That's right ma cherie," he said taking your hand, you tried to pull away but he was too strong. "I just thought youd like to know- that I'm a vampire." He said it deadpan, no hint of a laugh, and was watching you expectantly. You began to laugh, and he chuckled too, opening his mouth just enough for you to see the unnaturally long and pointed teeth. "Ahh!" Smiling he picked up his glass and held it practically under your nose, you could smell something slightly metallic, like a lot of spilled blood. Repressing a gag you tried to pull away. "You're sick! Messing with me like this! You saved me from that guy so thanks, but now its time for me to go, so you can cut it out!" "Like I said before my dear, you are not going anywhere," watching you he sat back and sipped at the blood.
Smack him! Smack him!
That's sorta sexy....
Run for it!!! RUN!!!
Well I know its short, but that's it for number four right now.
Ahhhh I Hate you!! You always leave me hanging!! *throws assorted fruit and rates a five
Savvee Mee! or else!!! *rates a five while cowering in a dark corner
Hey! Get you ass back here So I can Kill this Mofo! *rates a 5 while loading shotgun
"I told you," he said smiling wickedly. He jumped forward and grabbed you round the waist, pulling you into him. Squealing you smacked at him and tried to wiggle away. "It's adorable the way you fight to get away! No one ever fights!" Furious and scared out of your mind you stamped down on his foot and ground your heel into his toe. He winced and glared at you. "Uh oh!" He let go of you suddenly and you sprawled backwards on the floor. "You shouldn't have done that," he growled. "Run, run for your life, I'll give you a head start, but I'm loosing my patience with you." This was one time when you thought it prudent to listen to him. You sprung up and pelted up the stairs, then ran through the halls, swinging around corners and running into small tables. The house was huge, a mansion. Finally you reached a dead end and went into the second to last room, you huddled on the floor and tried not to make a sound.
Oh Shit Oh Shit Oh Shit Oh Shit, I Fucked Up!
I'll kill that bastard if he comes after me! (a bit optimistic given the circumstances, dont you think?)
I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die
Suddenly you heard a loud bang from upstairs, the vampire seemed totally unconcerned and continued talking. "Yes, that thing I killed in your room the other night, also a vampire, if we use the term loosely. And that man in the alley way," "Also a vampire?" you spat. "Oh no, no, just the latest victim of one." He waved the cup in front of you. "Is that- him?" "No, its a chaser, he left quite a nasty aftertaste so I've had to wash it down." Sitting back in your chair you just looked at him in disbelief when you heard a sound at the door. Both of you looked over at the same time to see a tall, dark-haired man, slouching there, he gave blondie a disgusted look and grunted before walking away. 'Someone else!' you exclaimed mentally. You jumped up and ran into the dark hall, looking around frantically, you found that he was gone already. "Hello?" you called. Daniel laughed from the doorway to the dinning room. "You'll find you're safer with me ma cherie." "Hello?" you called again. "Can you help me? The door's locked and he says I can't leave." "Could you shut her up at least?" called a cold voice from somewhere upstairs. "Gladly!" Daniel called back and started advancing towards you.
Oh! Time for some action! Yeah baby!
I'll kill him if he tries to touch me!
Help!
Still violent I see, *ducks knives*, not that that's a bad thing! Please don't hurt me! You should get along fine in a vampire household
you're scared to death! you just want to curl up in a fetal position and cry to yourself, watch out, someoen might sneak up behind you.... BOO!!
hmmm, you're just the slightest bit hoochy, just a wee bit! he he, and i thought the guy was supposed to jump the girl's bones, not the other way around.