QuizGal992: Hiya everyone ^^ this is Weevils Birthday one shot
Rex: Uh Lucy, dont mean to be rudebut Weevils birthday was ages ago
QuizGal992: Shut up you! *Whacks Rex with Keyboard*
Rex: *Dazed* My middle name is tricera-*Faints*
QuizGal992: Now then, Ive got the video camera here ^^ And Im going to play it for all to see!
*QuizGal992 sets up camera and Weevil walks in*
Weevil: *Carrying Bug Plushie* Whatcha doin Lucy? Uh
*Looks down at Rex*
Weevil: He hasnt been drinking again has he?
QuizGal992: No, I just hit him on the head really hardwanna watch your birthday movie?
Weevil: Youre playing that thing? Oh wellI got nothing else to do since the museum doesnt open till tomorrow
*Sits down next to QuizGal992 on her Computer chair*
QuizGal992: ThreetwoonePlay!
*Movies starts to roll on Computer screen*
*Camera screen wobbles slightly*
Lucy: Hey Weevil Im using Rexs camera to tape your birthday ^^
*Close up on Weevils bored face*
Weevil: Uh LucyI thought Rexs camera was broken?
Lucy: Oh no, we just didnt want you to use it ^^
Weevil: *Eye twitches* so when are the guests getting here?
Gir: DING DONG!! DING DING DING DING!!!
Dragon: Hey there, We got here safely despite the fact there is some kind of Dinosaur out there
Lucy: Oh that was Rexs birthday present he shouldnt be to hard to get past, hes harmless
Weevil: Hey Dragon, uhdidnt you say you were bringing Luffy?
Dragon: I said I was bringing Luffy and Gir
*Looks at Lucy Lucy grins weakly*
Lucy: I didnt think Weevil would like Gir so I didnt tell him
*Gir jumps up on Weevil*
Gir: Gir likes dancing =P
Weevil: Weevil doesnt like Dancing get off Weevil
Gir: Gir dance now! ^^
*Gir Dances on Weevils Lap*
Weevil: Is there an off switch on this thing? >>
Dragon: Not that I know of do you know were Luffy is?
*Scream is heard from outside*
Lucy: I think I know -_-
Luffy: What is that thing! Get away from me! *Runs inside the house*
Rex: Oh come on hes harmless! Look how cute he is!
*Horrible crunching noise is heard*
Lucy: There goes the church
Rex: Heh heh heh heh Oh look! Miyus here!
*Miyu walks into the house and looks around*
Miyu: Hmmm, looks like a nice place to wreck havoc
Weevil: Youve only been here a few seconds and you want to ruin my house?
Lucy: *Pipes up* This is my house!
Miyu: No, I actually thought of it while I was walking down the footpath nice dinosaur by the way Rex
Rex: See Weevil? Someone does like him ^^
Weevil: -_- Eurgh
Luffy: So when are we opening the presents?
Dragon: Luffy! I told you before we dont open them! Remember last time?
Luffy: Oh yeah ^^;;
Lucy: Were gonna open them when everyone else gets here so far we have seven to go
Gir: Seven is Purple!
Rex: Damn straight it is! ^^ Hey wait a sec Look someone else is coming!
Lucy: Why are they all coming one after the other?
Weevil: Didnt you give them separate times?
Lucy: Oh yeah! ^^; I forgot
*Weevil groans and Dream-Ocean-Everywhere walks in*
Dream: Hi everyone! ^^ Hi Weevil, HI REX!
*Rex grins and glomps Dream Lucy and Weevils eyes twitch*
Lucy: Break it up you two Weevils invitation said all glomping is prohibited until I steal his glasses
Weevil: Youre going to what? o_O
Lucy: Never you mind well you three give me the presents to hold onto while the other six people get here.
*Dragon places a small envelope on the couch and Dream puts a medium sized package next to it Miyu whistles innocently*
Dragon: Miyu you did bring a present didnt you?
Miyu: Ill give it to him later >> Heh heh
Coco: HELLO! Im out here in the vicinity of a Dinosaur and I want in!
Lucy: Oh Im sorry! I couldnt see you there withOh Coco you didnt!
*Coco walks in with Link (Hero of Time)*
Coco: Like were gonna miss Weevils Birthday! Its gonna be great!
Lucy: Oh Yeah? Then wheres your present?
*Coco and Link exchange glances Link empties his pockets and Coco does the same*
Coco: Uh I didnt have time to wrap it but here
*Coco hands Lucy some Deku Nuts Lucy sweatdrops*
Lucy: Is this it?
Link: No! Here look!
*Link hands Lucy a bug in a bottle*
Link: It multiplies into three
Lucy: I know what it does Ive played the game >>
Coco: Oh yeah? Then what do you use it on?
Lucy: Look more guests! ^^
Link: You dont use it on guests =S
*Ilovesetokiba walks through the door with Seto close behind*
Ilovesetokiba: Hi Guys! Happy Birthday Weevil ^^
Weevil: Youre the first one to actually say that today! *Glares at the group group shuffles feet*
Ilovesetokiba: Oh um well Ill go put your present over here then ^^;;
*Ilovesetokiba places present on the couch with the others*
Rex: How many guests do we have to get through until we can all sit down?
Gir: I like Madness! ^^
Dragon: We all do Gir but everyone has to be here before we can have madness
Gir:Weevil Like Madness!
Lucy: Look he learnt Weevils name!
Weevil: I dont like Madness >>
Dream: Come on! Of course you do ^^ Everyone does!
Seto: .why did you bring me? I dont understand anyone
Ilovesetokiba: Just try and fit in for a change -_-
Rex: Its getting kind of crowded in here >> We have ten people one robot in a dog suit and an elastic man trying to talk at once
Lucy: I didnt know you could do maths
Rex:.neither did I o_O
Link: Well Me and Coco are gonna go raid the fridge bye!
Coco: Hey wait up!
*Coco runs after Link as he runs into Lucys kitchen*
Dragon: Well I guess Miyu, Luffy, Gir and I could play PS2 then
*Dragon goes to pick up Gir when Gir grabs Weevils shirt*
Gir: Gir annoy Weevil some more first! Then kick console butt!
Dragon: Suit yourself ^^
Luffy: So whats PS2 again?
Miyu: Sheesh >> Shoulda brought Kurama
*The three leave the room Rex grabs Dreams hand*
Rex: We have some uhbusiness to attend to ^^
Lucy: Hey I said no-
*Rex and Dream disappear through the door into the study*
Lucy: Making out >>
Weevil: It must be painful having Rex make out with your friends but not you
Lucy: Oh shut up ><
Gir: Yeah! Be Quiet!
Lucy: Thanks Gir!
Gir: *Points at Lucy* Gir was talking to you!
Weevil: I think I like this thing ^^
Ilovesetokiba: Me and Seto are gonna go watch the others play PS2
Seto: Yeswatch >> *Shiftey Eyes*
Crimson: Hello? Anyone going to answer the door?
Mako: What is that thing out there?
Crimson:I think its a dinosaur?
Lucy: Ill get it you ungrateful bug -_-
Weevil: Watch it! My Birthday so you cant call me names like that!
Gir: Bug Bug Bug Bug Bug Bug
Weevil: Stop it, youre bugging.Argh ><
Crimson: Phew ^^;; Thanks for letting us in Its unseasonably hot out there
Lucy: Yeah the dinosaur needs molten temperature to survive
Crimson: =| Dont the neighbours complain?
Lucy: Would you complain when a Dinosaur could crush your house and family?
Crimson: .Good point! ^^
Mako: But how is it so hot out there?
Lucy: I unno, thats Rexs Buisness
Crimson: Mako be sure to ask him that
Lucy: So you got a present to add to the pile?
Crimson: You bet! *Holds up small box with airholes* Youre gonna love it Weevil!
Weevil: Is it more Weevil quizzes?
Crimson: Uhnobut maybe Ill do that later ^^;;
Weevil: Sounds good to me ^^
Mako: May we sit down? We had to run from that Dinosaur
Lucy: Sure, mind Gir
*Mako sits down while Crimson inspects Gir*
Crimson: So how many more people have to come till we open the prezzies?
Lucy: Uhhhhhh, three I think
Weevil: Make that two I can see one coming
Crimson: Oooo Who is it?
WaterDragonFairy92: Hi Peoples! ^^
Joey: Yo
Weevil: I didnt invite you Wheeler! >>
Lucy: I did ^^ Glad you could make it WaterDragonFairy!
WaterDragonFairy: Uhhh, I didnt request to be here either
Lucy: I know I just made you come here cause youre a close friend ^^ And whats a party without Joey?
Joey: A Pretty crappy party
Lucy: Exactly! ^^ So since I invited you; you dont have to give Weevil a present
WaterDragonFairy: Cool! But still its his birthday so Ill give him.uh.
*WaterDragonFairy searches her pockets for a present then brings out a hammer*
WaterDragonFairy: This is all Ive got ^^;;
Lucy: Well its a present so well take it ^^
Joey: Ya shes already got fifty more at home ^^
Weevil: Fifty? o_o What can you do with fifty hammers?
WaterDragonFairy: Fifty times this! XD *Whacks Weevil on the head*
Weevil: OW! What was that for ><
WaterDragonFairy: For chasing QuizGal and Rex last one shot
Weevil: Aww manow
Gir: You want some pain killers?
Weevil: Not from you
Gir: Awww, Gir made it himself
Lucy: We saw your pimple cream we dont need to see anything else
Gir: Meanies T_T Gir go play with Dragon!
*Gir runs off into lounge room*
Joey: So when are we having cake?
WaterDragonFairy: Joey dont be rude! So when are we having cake?
Lucy: After we open the presents ^^ We have two more guests to go!
MikoAlchemist: Make that one Im here!
Lucy: You made it! ^^
MikoAlchemist: No dinosaur is stopping me well certainly not that one wheres the bug boy
Weevil: I naturally assume youre talking to me so Im over here
MikoAlchemist: Good Now Im not a big fan of you but I got you a nice present anyway its not everyday you turn.
*Turns to Lucy*
MikoAlchemist: How old is Weevil?
Lucy: Well technically he was 14 at the start of the year so he should be 15 but he doesnt really age so Im not sure
MikoAlchemist: Oh well that was helpful >> Well anyway just happy birthday
*Brings out gigantic box and places it in the pile*
Lucy: Now we only have one Guest to go! ^^
*Rex walks out from back room Lucy looks at him*
Lucy: I thought you and Dream were kissing -_-
Rex: We we- I mean no No No! We werent >> I just came out here to say hi to
LenTaoLover when she got here
Lucy: Yeah you were going to go with her werent you?
Rex: What can I say? Lots of people like me!
Lucy: Well thats thoughtful Rex Just remember Dream is still here and
LenTaoLover brought Envy
Rex: I wont forget ^^ Forget what? =|
Lucy: -_- Eurgh
Weevil: Heres the last guest!
LenTaoLover: Hi everyone!
Envy: Hey *Waves*
Rex: Hi >> Sorry about-
LenTaoLover: Hey it happens dont worry about it I still have Envy ^^
Lucy: On my Birthday LenTaoLover you can bring Rex ^^ And thats in like a week
Weevil: Yeah and if it takes half as long as this quiz did it will be next year
Lucy: Ive had it up to here with you *Raises hand up to neck*
Weevil: A little higher and your hand will snap off
Dream: Stop it you two! We have to open the presents now!
Weevil: Finally! Ive been waiting to open them since they all got here!
Dragon: Open mine first! ^^
Weevil: X_X The Egyptian God Cards!
Luffy: It was Dragons idea ^^
Gir: Shiny Cards! ^^ Just for Buggy *Hugs Weevils shoe*
Dragon: Use them well man ^^
Weevil: Thanks Dragon ^^ I promise I will
Weevil: These look like my glasses?
Dream: Theyre special though! ^^ Theyre wish glasses
Rex: I showed her the store where I bought the Dinosaur they had those in stock
Weevil: Heh heh heh, I can think of so many things to do with these! Thanks!
Dream: Hope you like them ^^ Wish for something nice!
Weevil: What are these nut things? o_O
Coco: Deku Nuts ^^ They explode on-
*Weevil drops a Deku nut and it flashes a bright yellow*
Link: ACK! X_X Im blind! Oh waitno back to normal ^^
Weevil: These could be useful *Grins evilly* Rexll never bother me again
Link: I also got you this Its from Hyrule castle grounds
*Link hands Weevil a bottle - Weevil Picks up the bottle and looks inside*
Weevil: Theres three bugs inside what do they do?
Coco: Play the game and find out ^^
Weevil: Thanks You two ^^
Weevil: Howd you know?
*Weevil had just unwrapped a new Ant farm*
Ilovesetokiba: Howd I know you needed a new Ant farm? To tell the truth I didnt ^^;;
Seto: Im glad it only cost $30 bucks >>
Weevil: Im surprised Im saying thisbut thanks Kaiba and you Ilovesetokiba ^^
Ilovesetokiba: No Problem Weevil ^^ Anytime
Seto: Something along those lines >>
Weevil: Hmmm interesting
LenTaoLover: So what kind of Insects are in there?
*Weevil inspects the small Insect keeping jar (You know with the magnifying glass lid?)*
Weevil: They look almost prehistoric with the magnifying effect makes them look huge
Envy: Uh dudewe didnt get the Magnifying one
Weevil: Which means
Rex: Yay! Prehistoric Insects! ^^
LenTaoLover: So is it a good present?
Weevil: This is great! Ive always wanted to see the Prehistoric forms of Insects
Rex: Now Chompy has some playmates ^^
Weevil: Chompy stays outside Rex! These little guys stay inside!
Lucy: Oh yes For my Next One shot (Whatever it is) If you take part Len you have first choice of any character you want ^^ Since you let Dream use Rex.
Rex: Heh heh heh >>
Weevil: So thats why it had air holes!
Rex: So many colors X_X Ack
*Faints*
*Crimson Red grins as Thirty butterflies fly around a mini Aviary for Butterflies*
Weevil: Thanks Crimson! ^^ Theyre beautiful!
*Hugs Crimson*
Mako: Its like Live Rainbow
Crimson: Yup ^^ Mini Rainbow just for Weevil
Weevil: Hey Rex *Grins* When everyone goes home how about a battle royale?
*Weevil shoulders his new hammer while Rex shoulders his Mallet*
Rex: Deal man ^^ Its gonna rock
WaterDragonFairy: No more chasing Rex and Lucy Weevil
Weevil: Yes I learnt my lesson but still thanks ^^
Joey: No Probalo bug boy happy 15th
Everyone: You know his birthday?!
Rex: Duh! Only YGO Characters know ^^
Mako: I didnt know *Is confused*
Weevil: Moving on >> Thanks WaterDragonFairy! ^^
Rex: How many presents did you buy this guy?!
MikoAlchemist: Hey 15 is a special number!
Weevil: Bug plushies, candy and YES!
*Weevil picks up some tickets and grins*
Weevil: Ive wanted to go to this Insector Museam for ages! But I could never understand the guy in the cockroach suit
MikoAlchemist: Thats because it isnt a suit >< EurghI had to talk to him for twenty minutes
Weevil: Sorry MikoAlchemist But I really appreciate this! I wish we could pay you back somehow
MikoAlchemist: I found all your credit cards and the codes
Rex: That sounds like a payment
Weevil: Thanks MikoAlchemist! ^^
Weevil: So wheres the present?
Miyu: Im working on it >> Just a moment
*Miyu thinks for a long moment then smiles*
Dragon: Shes smiling at Weevil! Its a miracle!
Gir: Gir can smile too! Girs a Miracle!
Weevil: A smile? *Isnt sure whether to be pleased or not*
Miyu: Well fine >> Here
*Gives Weevil a dollar*
Weevil: I guess its the thought that counts >>
Rex: *Whispers* I think he deserved it
Rex: So what did you get him Lucy?
Lucy: Weevil Youre going to love it ^^ Here!
*Lucy takes out a scroll and unrolls it*
Lucy: I hearby Declare Weevil Haga Underwood King of Games by order of Duel Monsters corporation and liscenced by Konami.
*Confetti falls from ceiling and Weevil stares*
Weevil: You dethroned Yugi?!
Lucy: Yup ^^ And I gave the title to you Happy Birthday King of Games!
*Gir Dances in the confetti and everyone cheers*
Joey: Now how about that cake?
Weevil: Yeah! ^^ Lets go for it!
Awesome!
Awesome!
Weevil: Ha Ha - no saying it sucks this time! SUCKER! XP

Well Weevil's birthday took longer then necessary ^^ So now I'll be able to start writing again!
See you all around! Look out for the Rare One shots done by Moi!
Rex: And Me! ^^
Weevil: And don't forget me ^^
Lucy, Rex 'n' Weevil: Bye Guys! ^^

