Annoying things to do before you die

-Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." -Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. -Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies. -Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. -Sniffle incessantly. -Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. - Name your fish "Fish." -Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up." - Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training." - Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot." - Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol. - Wear a special hip holster for your remote control. - Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears. - Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room. - Holler random numbers while someone is counting. - Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." - Drum on every available surface. - Staple papers in the middle of the page. - Ask 1-800 operators for dates. - Set alarms for random times. - Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise. - Honk and wave to strangers. - Change channels five minutes before the end of every show. - Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register. - Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets. - Pay for your dinner with pennies. - Tie jingle bells to all your clothes. - Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps. - Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley. - At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks. - Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read. - Inform others that they exist only in your imagination. - Ask people what gender they are. - Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back. The rest are in the results
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Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes". - While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet. - Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September. - Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a." - Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. - Chew on pens that you've borrowed. - Wear a LOT of cologne. - Mow your lawn with scissors. - Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend." - Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme. - Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture." So I hope you were annoyed. Rate me