*23*This has got to be a dream! NO! IT'S REALITY?! WHAAAT?!

Glare… glare…. Glare… growl… glare… glare… glare… growl…

Luke wouldn’t let up. His eyes kept the same shape, spitting acid out, wanting to kill, screaming bloody murder. His growls deep and threatening, directed to the boy in front of us.

“Cut it ooouuutt…” I hissed and slapped his arm.

The weekend was great! I spent more or less every day with Luke and we just chilled… he was reading while I took over his computer and watched some porn and laughed :D Yes that is what I do for entertainment.

Luke looked away and pulled me into his chest, cuddling me close to him.

WEIRDO!! He was so weird now-a-days. Ever since Monday and that new kid Johnson came into our class… he was so funny and entertaining and he always tripped over things making me laugh so much harder.

Now it was Thursday and BAM Luke was pissed… well he was always pissed, I swear worse than my dad when he has is period, but this was beyond Luke normal pissed. This was Luke angry and I’m gonna kill you and cut you up into a gazillion pieces pissed. Now that is not a very nice pissed.

And who, might I ask, was he so pissed at?

Johnson… woooow did anybody ever realize that all my friends names started with J?! o.O I know it’s so weird. Maybe its fate, gods liking the letter ‘J’ and the name Canada… then why isn’t Luke called Juke or some shit like that? Now that would be epic. I mean imagine someone being called JUKE!

I turned to look at him and smiled, kissing his cheek, “I love you.” I whispered, which earned me a little peck on the lips from him and a mean smirk.

I whined and hit his chest, “Meanie never kiss me!” I growled.

He chuckled and rolled his eyes, this time pulling em in for the real deal. Now this was my kind of kiss! RAWR!

I was no very used to his tongue ravishing my mouth. I actually enjoyed the feeling very much now.

We got interrupted by Jodie clearing her throat, “Okay now. This Friday I am having a movie night… Canada you in?” she asked me.

“HELLA YEAH BITCH!” I jumped up and away from Luke’s grasp to hug my best friend.

I looked around the cafeteria and saw evil snowmen cheerleader girls give me death looks. YEAH BITCHES I”VE GOT LUKE NOT YOU! I smiled and waved, provoking those bitches even more. Hey if they wanted Luke they should suck it… since he is mine.

I mean who would give those brainless snowmen ideas that they had a chance with my amazing, hot, evil, bastard boyfriend? Yeah I thought so. Another brainless idiot, someone with less of a brain than me, and let me tell you children I don’t have much of a brain… but if YOU would have a brain you would have used that brain and long figured that last thought out. Brain.

Haahaa well of course I would join the movie night, now I just had to get Luke to come as well…

“Can I go?” Johnson asked, an even worse glare coming from Luke, who seemed to just want to go WABAM and chop the child’s head off… okay Johnson was older than me, but come on! He was a child. I call everyone a child.

“Sure thing.” Jasper announced and then continued to scan the room for someone… I wasn’t quite sure who.

OH MY GOD! Canada… I think it’s time for some intenseness! Some superb smart and amazing detective skillZ. They don’t just call me Holmes the second for nothing now do they? Haahaa nobody has ever called me that!! You know how effing sad it is?! When I am the sneakiest, ninja out there! I mean come on, nobody ever even saw me! You know why? Because I am loud and I blend in that way! YAY NINJA SKILLS!

I sat back down beside Luke and looked at Johnson. He stared back at me and smirked. I didn’t like his smirk though as much as Luke’s. his was sweet and hot and it just made me want to jump him and be all like: HOWDIE COWBOY!! :D

Yeeeah buuut… I ain’t a cowboy… damn me and being al from up north in Canada… now I would be a kickass cowboy! The ponies would love me since the Goddess of the Unicorns is my bestest friend so the ponies knew they needed to love me. :3

The bell rang and I groaned.

Luke stood up and looked down at me, “Idiot… get up.” He stated.

“Noooooo… carry me!” this was a constant conversation between us.

I never wanted to get up. He made a comment, I refused, he got annoyed and picked me up :D easy as pie. My strategy was perfect >=D

Luke groaned and rolled his eyes, “Okay… fiiine like always.” He groaned and picked me up.

I wrapped my arms around his neck as he moved me to his back. YAY piggy back ride! Woot! Go piggy go! Yeah run bitch run bring thy master to his class! Haahaa Luke is so the bitch in this relationship! :D

Now who would like to disagree with that? No one. Good, because everything I say is the truth. I do not tell lies. It’s a bad thing, at least that is what god says and now who would like to make god angry? Right no one, because he can just go BOOM and ZAP you’re off the planet and pissing yourself as an ant. -_-

“Now get off fat ass.” Luke sighed when he dropped me off in front of my locker in the locker room.

“I’m gonna miss you!” I whined loudly, “What if Twig Aliens come and BAM they attack and you’re not there to save me?” I asked horrified.

“I always know where you are… I will save you… idiot.” He let go of my legs and I plummeted to my death! I mean come on Luke was soooo taaaaaallll!! I’m surprised I didn’t need a microphone for him to hear me! :D

I changed quickly and then walked into the gym, where a few guys were playing basketball. Oh hell to the no! I am so not doing that. LOOK do these teachers not comprehend that a midget is in this class? That I am so not tall enough to play this sport?

“Hey Canada…” Johnson said from behind me.

I shouted, jumped in the air and karate chopped at… nothing, “That was ma ninja skillZ.” I explained and grinned.

He smiled as well and nodded, “I see… well dude what do we do in gym?”

“Do I look like I know. I mean come on, the Twig Aliens know, since they’ve got skillZ and so does the Black Stallion, but me? I am as brain dead as a rotten two week old fish sandwich.” I explained and nodded.

“Did Luke tell you those things…? Because you know you aren’t.” he told me.

I looked at him like this o_O why would he think Luke told me those things? Luke was mean, but he’d never hurt me that bad to insult me.

“Luke doesn’t say those things…” I stated and then turned back to the basketball game. Oh man this guy was mean, thinking my sweet, evil, hot, sadistic Luke would say such mean things to me! =O

“Canada I’m sorry… it’s just he treats you like dirt and…” he trailed off.

“He doesn’t. you just don’t know him as well as I do.” I turned and grinned to him, “He seems like he doesn’t care but he does. It takes him a loooong looooooooooooooooong looooooooong long long long looong long long long long long long long long long long long long long looooooooong long… long time to get used to someone new.” (A/N damn there are a lot ot LONG’s there xD)

“Aha… I don’t think I’ll ever get used to him.” Johnson smiled and then we talked about amazing movies! Hella yeah we were so going to watch Saw on Friday since hello Jigsaw is amazing! :3 haahaa even though I will probably cry and have nightmares about him

Well what else is Luke for?

I couldn’t wait for Friday, but would it change everything… again?

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Jasper Kingston

Age: 16

Jodie Hammer

Age: 17

Johnson Springs

Age; 17