My Self-Righteous Suicide (Deidara)3

You ran through the forest as fast as you could, using yours and your demons chakra.

'This is easy! They're already gone! Hahahaha'

*'Don't be so sure'*

Without warning the ground before you exploded in flames.

You made a handsign, 'Water-breath jutsu'

You exhaled, releasing a large, swirling mass of water directly over the flames. Once the fire was dowsed , you inhaled deeply, sucking in all the water you'd just let out.

You heard a voice from above, "Oh! She's good, un. But she's not good enough"

You followed the voice with your eyes seeing the two strangely dressed men sitting among the canopy, the blonde one smirking at you. You couldn't deny, it was sexy, you smirked back.

*'How Dare You Think That About The ENEMY!'*

'Sorry Sama. We'll call it a momentary lapse in judgement. It won't happen again'

The smirk fell from your lips replaced with a dark scowl. You dropped the bloodied body of Mr.Ongaku onto the forest floor and opened the pouch on your hip that contained your paints.

Pulling your paintbrush from it's place you moved slowly in dipping the end into ebony coloured liquid.

"Tell me boys, do you value art?"

The blonde's expression changed from that glorious smirk to a look of complete confusion to one resembling almost-admiration.

He spoke in complete sincerity, "I live for my art"

You frowned. "Sama? He said he likes art..."

*'He's a danger to our existence! '*

"But he said he lives for art...", you started to lower your paintbrush without putting chakra through to create an image.

*'He.Must.DIE!'*

Your demon took over your senses.

"No Sama!"

Your voice lowered an octave and you chuckled darkly.

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DEIDARA'S POV

It was as if she was arguing with herself.

"She's a little odd don't you think Sasori-donno, un?"

"You handle her. I'll get Ongaku's body."

'Somber as always, donno'

As you looked back at the strange girl, she smirked at you. But it wasn't the same smirk as before. This one was harsh and practically reeked of evil. The one before, well that was just downright gorgeous.

'She's still technically the enemy Deidara! Don't you dare go thinking those nasty...i mean wonderful thoughts. Just imagine her...'

Your train of thought was interrupted by the roaring sound of a waterfall.

'There's no rivers near here?'

You looked down. It was her, Azami Sakka. Eyes glowing a deep, dangerous red as a whirlpool spun around her. everything within a 5 metre radius of the whirlpool appeared dry and completely void of water.

'She got the water for the pool by draining it from plants! Wow, she IS good'

You jumped from the branch. The whirlpool curved toward you.

"Shit!"

You made bomb after bomb after bomb, throwing them into the whirlpool. Not a single one reached her.

You clenched your jaw.

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AZAMI'S POV

'Sama please!'

*'SHUT UP YOU IDIOT! YOU DON'T REMEMBER HOW TO FIGHT! Let me remi~~nd you!'*

'SAMA! These guys. If we go with them maybe we'll get a job that isn't just taking out small fries! We might get jobs that are worth doing! Please, Akaneryo-sama? What'd ya say?'

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DEIDARA'S POV

Just as i was starting to worry about how i was going to fight her, everything stopped. The water stopped it's rapid motion and fell to the ground, refilling everything that it had drained in the first place. Her eyes lost their red glow and turned instead to a vibrant grey-blue.

She muttered as her body slumped to the ground, a small smile printed on her face, "Thank you Sama."