Taco Bell story #4 grlz only (FINISHED)

Muahahahahaha sorry it took me forever to do this one but ive been sick and my computer sucks! Well no time to waste eh? PLEASE TAKE THE OTHER ONES OR YOU WILL BE SOOO LOST!! RECAP:you hear a banging noise on the van and when you turn around you cant believe what you see...You see Chester banging on the van while being chased by about 50 linkin park/chester fans holding shreds of his clothing and chanting "chester eh! chester eh! chester eh!" (im soooo ashamed of you for forgetting him >:( shame on you!) You hurry up and stop the van to let him in. He jumps in and says "Lets get the hell outta here!" You push on the gas peddle but not too hard for the fear of the peddle falling off. You look over at chester and realize most of his clothes are missing. Hes still looking very sexy despite the fact he is staring off into space and rocking back and forth while talking to himself. Any who lets speed things up a bit shall we. We shall. Tralalalalalla fast forward. okay its now 2 months later. You, Chazy Chaz, Rob, Amy Lee, AND MAYNARD you cant forget the lovable maynard now can u no didt think so. Your all chillin eatin ur kickass food and all that crap. Then Rob speaks up"Hey my cousin is having a bar-mitz-vuh (me: Sorry i had to sound it out im not jewish u see, im katie :D) and i was wondering if u guys wanted to come along? THeres gonna be alot of ppl there and i thought it would be kick ass for u guys to come?" Chester,"Why the hell not i guess." You, "IF chesters in im in." Amy Lee"Of Course." So everyone is now staring at Maynard waiting for an answer. Hes looking down not paying attention. You push him on his shoulder then he all of a sudden jumps up "ahhhh damnit i lost count. i was counting my toes!!Oh yea what?" Rob "Do u wanna come to my cousins Bar-mitz-vuh" Maynard then says "I had a bar-mitz-vuh once..." Chester looks at him weird and says "hmmm thats weird your not jewish..." Maynard, "I know im not jewish and i will go to ur cousins bar-mitz-vuh" Everybody has a weird expression on their face. Rob,"oookay its settled then." Trallalallalalalalala fast forward zooooom weeeeeeeeeee that was fun huh kiddies? okies its 3weeks later. You wake up and look at the clock and it reads 9:00am u suddenly realize that the bar-mitz-vuh starts at 10:15am. You quickly rollover to face chester (me:Yes you are in bed with chester "checking out the interior" of ur sheets hmmmmmmm) You lean over and lightly kiss him oooolala on the lips. You see his lips curl up into a big smile. Then you lean over to his ear and scream "WAKE UP!" As soon as u did that he jumps up. Chester screams "AHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE HELL?!?" You say "We hav to get dressed for the bar-mitz-vuh so get up!" Chester puts his pillow over his face and says "Cant i just wear what i have on?" You pull the pillow off his face and look at him weird and say "Youre wearing youre boxers..." CHester,"Sooooooo ill throw some converses on and a tie." (me:that would be hott...) You,"too bad." Well u guys get dressed and head to the bar-mitz-vuh. You and chester walk in and recognize some ppl. You see slipknot performing on stage and rob zombie is getting ready to go on. You also see ozzy and sharon linkin park, korn, snoop dogg, maynard, a ninja, stragers, and a goat. CHester leads u over to a table with linkin park and amy lee. You all start talking and having a good time. Just as u and chester stand up to check out the "interior" of the bathroom you hear a loud crash and corey taylor "say what the fuck?" time for a question! JOY! WHATS THE MEANING OF LIFE?
HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO KNOW?!?!
You really are a dumbshit arent u? (me: damnit you made me loose count. i was counting my toes)
Well you see here that life is a very complex subject u see everyone is sent here for a reason and to make a difference on this earth, SHALL I GO ON?
shhhhhhhhhh! sponge bob is on
You and chester turn around to see an army of clowns come through the door. About 30 seconds later u see a clown bust threw the wall and say "ARRRRGH" The head clown hangs his head low and says "Damnit Steve we cant keep paying for the walls u knock down, y do u think i take the door?!" THen he looks around the room shit theyre not here yet damnit!" THen a giant ship that looks like a hand bag crashes through the wall. Then the evil one eyed monks run in and start kidnapping ppl left and right. They rip u from chesters arms ahhhhhh how sad. They also take korn sharon rob the ninja the goat and other less important ppl. While this is all going on Avril is just standing there by Britney. Out of no Mikey appears wit a box of Count Chocula [sp] He walks over to avril and says "Heyyyy there beautiful want some chocolatedy goodness?"Also out of nowhere loveubam aka kitty or gina or...Back to the story appears and starts running after mikey. Loveubam "ill never make it in time" so she stops and a red bull magically appears she drinks and tackles mikey. Loveubam "Goddamnit mikey u dumbshit" then she beats the living shit outta him. Good for her. THe evil ppl finish up their business and leave. Chester sits down and really starts to think hard. The evil ppls didnt dare mess with slipknot or rob zombie. Ozzy walks up to slipknot and says "a;dkjf sdjfk sharon alkdjfdjfij poop laksjfkdhs dogs akdjfksjd sharon" Corey Taylor looks at him and says "hes right we have to get them back" AMy lee says "Damn not again i wonder where they took them?" Just as she said that chesters cell phone rings "Hello?yea ok where ok fine no ok bye" Everyone is just standing there waiting to see who it was. Chester then says "THat was my mom shes picking up my dry cleaning" RIng ring ring Chester answers it again "hello? wow really no fucking way sweet bye" He hangs up the phone and says "Great news everybody i just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to geico" THen ring ring ring "hello? no anything but that fine." He hangs up the phone "THey took them to the country music capital of the world...they took them to Nashville!!!!" Amy lee breaks down into tears "No not that!!!" Slipknot sits there and thinks the chris says "Desperate times call for desperate messures" so they all pull out cowboy hats and butcher knives. Chester stands up and says "off to nashville we go" Tralalalalalala fast forward omfg i need to hurry up i think im gonna pass out im so tired. ok theyre all on the plane heading to nashiville. Brad was checking out his new speaker phone and Phoenix. Phoenix says "does that have the internet?" Brad with the biggest smile on his face replies "You know it" Phoenix says "Holy shit that phone is the bomb!!" Then some stranger sitting behind them screams "THAT GUY HAS A BOMB OMG WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!!" Then random passengers start screaming random things. The plane turns into total chaos. Then some guy walks up in a white toxic suit and takes the phone from brad. Brad starts to scream "NOOOOOOOOO NOT MY BABY!!!!" The dude takes the phone and takes it apart basically destroys it then says "Oh my bad sir its just a regular phone have a nice day" then walks off. Brad is sitting there staring at his "new" phone then looks over at phoenix who looks scared. Brad who is still staring at phoenix says "Thanx man ur the best...ahhhhh i cant stay mad at u. u just owe me a $600 cell phone." THen brad gives phoenix a hug. ahhhhhhhhhhh CHester then wakes up and says "WHat did i miss?" Tralalalalala fast forward. They jsut landed and are looking for the evil hide out. when ozzy sees david draiman walking down the street while wearing a cowboy hat. Maynard walks up to david and asks "What are you doing here in NASHVILLE!?" David replies "Free cheese weekend" Corey taylor says "Ahhhhhhhh very impressive" Amy Lee who is still crying and wearing a rhinestone cowboy hat asks "Have you you you seen *sniffle sniffe* the evil cyborgs evil hide out?" David draiman looks around then says "Is it that building with the sign saying evil pop singing cyborgs hide out?" Chester turns around and see's the sign and says "Damn thats convienent. Hey no buffet damn hey david wanna come and help?" David draiman pulls out a machine gun and says "Hmmm why the hell not?" so they all head across the street to battle the cyborgs. When they get there CHester walks up to the receptionist desk to find a cannibal penguin named billy, whos trying to get his life back on track he also has sunglasses,multiple tat2's, and flip flops. CHester, "Hell *reads name tag* Billy were here to battle the evil cyborgs once again." Billy looks it up on his computer, "Oh yes sir right through this door" so they all head through the door to see britney and avril sittng in thrones surrounded by their army. Out of nowhere Osama Bin Laden appears. David draiman shoots him in the head and says"whoa that was surpisingly easy....I wonder what he taste like..." So everyone starts eating the osama corpse then everything turns into an anime fighting style scene (lets say its like breaking the habit because that video is pretty) Britney Spears screams"Attack!!!!" THe evil clown/monks start to attack. Chester pops his neck and says "You gonna be breaking the habit tonight bitches!!" then everyone starts to attack the army. Amy lee magically pulls out a flamthrower and starts roasting monks. While slipknot is using bloodstained butcherknives. maynard and ozzy are using kung fu. david draiman does a matrix dive and says "Prepare to get stupified!" About 3 minutes later the army is defeated then its just down to avril and britney vs everyone else. Britney and avril starts charging when all of a sudden Sid and Joey from slipknot chop the heads off the cyborgs heads then everyone in slipknot plus rob zombie start eating their corpses. CHester just kinda stands there "Wow that was fast..." THen he runs over and frees the prisoners including you and rob and sharon AND KORN!!! and snoop dogg and so on. You run into chesters arms and passionately make out for hours. sharon runs and gives ozzy a huge hug. SHaron stands there then says "ooooo ozzy a quarter!" ozzy says "dsjfkdjfj its ldkjkdj mine" then they start fighting for it. Amy lee drops her flamethrower and runs into the arms of rob. Rob stares into AMy Lees eyes and says "I realized today cant live with out you. Will you marry me?" Kurt cobain then lowers down playing in bloom and says "What did i miss?" OK KIDDIES I HOPE U LIKED IT SINCE U GUYS HAD TO WAIT FOR A LOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG TIME!!!!
no it sucked and i hate u
shhhhhhhhh! spongebob is still on god!
i luvd it and it was worth the wait!!!!!
Yo! samantha wasnt in this one. me and chesterluvr29 wanted to kill her tear* well anywho i want to get on the highest rated list because harry potter is taking over!! CHECK OUT LOVEUBAMS QUIZZES AND ALSO CHESTERLUVR29'S QUIZZES SEND ME MESSAGES AND RATE AND ALSO I LUV IDEAS AND REQUESTS OKIES UNTIL NEXT TIME SOOOO LOOOOONNNGGGG