You Me and the AKATSUKI!?!?!?!? (a insert reader story)LOL kakuzu is a pimp
So I am the one with the black hair and your the Kawaii (cute) blondie!
One day me and you were at school and you saw a cute redhead (sasori)and a cute blondie(deidara)
you: i wonder who tose ppl are?
me:ummm *caugh* i wonder what THERE doing here NOW.
you:is something wrong?
me:no nouthing _____-chan
you:ok then >.>
me:AHHHHH THATS THE LATE BELL!
you:oh crap i forgot my math homework
me:no worry ______-chan you can borrow mine i have math 5th period you can give it back at lunch!
you:are you SHURE this is even parchaly right?
me:*sweet drop* yeah!, i was traind by the whole akat----- Oohps! nevermind!!!! were going to be late!!! remember to give me back my math homework at lunch OK?! i shouted whail walking away
me (thoughts):wowza that was a very close one i need to talk to them.
i walk up to them, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE!?!?!? THIS IS MY MISSON!
deidara:Well little miss jashan mouth your father wanted to see how you were comming along with your misson un
me:just flippin fine! its not kool how you ppl boast my hormone dissorder! (lol funny lol)
(why:you will find out more later but for now i have a hormone dissorder and i am 20 but i look like im 14,15,16,17 and stuff)
sasori: yeah but your so damn cute! lil sis! (youll understand why later!)
deidara:yeah she is adorible un!
they pinch my cheeks
me:awww gawwd dawwwm woooo peeeepllle
deidara and sasori:awwww!
sasori:yeah we just like making fun of you!
me:so papa wanted you to check up on me.....why dose he not trust me?
deidara:no thats not it he just wants to see if you caught the taled demon yet un.
me:your saying caught like im ceaching butterflys! im ceaching taled demons with my bare hands muchless a net!
sasori:yeah well you dont have much longer pesky fangirls are invadenig our home and we need to move
me:THOSE FANGIRLS ARE LIKE RODENTS! MABIE YOU PEOPLE SHOULD STOP SUNBATHING OUTSIDE!
deidara:you do it to un
sasori:yeah i rember you were in your small bikini kisame baught you for chrismas
me:dont remind me
deidara:fine un, might i add youve growen ALOT lately
me:what do yo-- OH YOU PERV!
me:i didnt know puppets could rofl
me:this is SOOO off topic
kakasi:Why hello little girl, are you going home early?
*steem blowing out of my ears becouse of the "little girl" thing DX*
me:*trying to cover up my anger* w-why ye-yes i am Kakashi s-sensi
kakasi:might i ask why?
deidara:she er... i... am.....un
sasori:THIS IS MY WIFE, AND SHE IS OUR ADDOPTED DAUGHTER! she called and said she had a head cold
me:oh y....yes ve.......verry ill *caugh*
deidara:*high piched voice that dosent even sound remotly like a females*why yes she is now where do we sine her out hn?
kakasi:at the frount office
me:mr.kakasi sir *caugh* dont you need to be at class?
kakasi:OH YES I DO! thank you for reminding me!
(and that to this very day is why kakashi was late in the first seson)
me:that guy is a fool
sasori:you said it sissy
me:you DO know im not missing shhool today right?
me:then leave i will be back soon!
me:oh crap! i did'nt go to 1st period
you:AH! kecyo! whats up how was first period
me:*caugh*sameold sameold :D
*announcement:TODAY~ LUCH IS IN 3rd PERIOD~~~~ THAT IS ALL~~*
me:im haveing a sleep over at my house wanna come?
~~~To be contenued!~~~
clifhanger:Are you rilly a taled demon?
who am i rilly?
why did you agree to go on a sleepover with me
will you get raped by one of the akatsuki members?
why am i asking so meany questions?
is tobi a goodboy?
find out in the next chapter of
You me and the AKATSUKI!?!?!?!?!?
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