Sex Tips For Geeks 3

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Sex Tip Three: Lame is not a term you want to be associated with.

I had wondered what it would be like to be on the cheer squad or even walking out into the field in a dress. I would mostly likely trip in front of the whole stadium. And as for being on a team with a bunch of (ADHD) girls, jumping up and down yelling ‘Go team! Go!’ That wasn’t a very exciting thought either.

I’m glad Spence called the stupid bet off. I wouldn’t have gone through it to begin with. It was just a ridiculous thought for me to even think that I needed pom-poms or a tiara to be considered ‘cool’. Although, it would be kind of nice for a guy to ask me on a date instead of being his tutor for some easy class.

I walked downstairs and into the living room. Booby, my dad, was sitting on the couch with a newspaper in front of his face. Dannie looked to be fuming at her mouth as she starred daggers at him.

“Daddy, Please let me go!” She practically yelled. I just shook my head, smiling as I took a seat beside him. Doesn’t she know that yelling will not get her way? It never had and never will.

“I said no Danni now stop bothering me and go entertain yourself.” Bobby mumbled, never looking up from the sports section. I smiled to taking a seat next to him.

“This isn’t fair!” She yelled, making me cover my ears. Damn, she was annoying. “Wait, what if Dolly goes?” Dannie asked swiftly, now forcing a smile at our father.

I snorted out loud. No, I wasn’t sure where she wanted me to go with her but I would say heck no just for the sheer fact that it’s considered mean. Bobby looked at her and then over to me, folding up the newspaper. “Dolly?” He asked.

“What? No way. I have chemistry test to study for.” I said dully.

“But you don’t even know where and it’s a Friday night Dolly, please, for me.” She begged, coming over to take a seat next to me. I shook my head no and with a smile. Dannie wrapped her arms tightly around my neck, begging over and over.

I sighed. “Where are you wanting to go? I defiantly don’t want to attend one of your make-out sessions again.” I cringed at the thought of her and pervert Marco sucking faces the entire three hours. I have never shoved my tongue down some dudes throat and probably won’t. No, not because I am a geek but because honestly, the guys around here are just… gross.

“A party?” She forced a smile, knowing what my answer would be.

“No.”

“God, you are such a loser!” She yelled. I rolled my eyes. She’s the loser, not me.

“Who’s party was it again?” Bobby decided to ask as he took a gulp off his coffee. I contained my giggle. I could smell the vodka from here.

“Spence Waters.” She mumbled with a frowning face. I froze for just a mere second.

“Oh well on the other hand I think I can study tomorrow for it.” I tried to sound casual as possible. This time, both Bobby and Dannie looked at me with confusion.

“Yay! Get dressed and let’s go. It’s already started.”

***

“Ugh, slow down will you. I hate high heels.” I groaned at Dannie as she practically ran out of the S10 and towards the large house. Dannie had leant me some clothes. A short blue jean skirt, I had to keep pulling it down. A red tank top with a black vest and these horrible black pumps. Well, at least they matched my glasses.

“Well come on then. I wished you would do something with your hair besides leaving it down all the time. You know, if you wanted to be pretty you could… with a little help.”

I held up three fingers. “I will you give you the count to three to disappear or I will take your butt back to the house.”

She grinned. “How do you say bye in Spanish?”

“Isn’t that your first block class?”

“Cha it is.” She giggled. Really? How on god greens earth is she related to me?

“Adios.”

“Ha! Adios.” She laughed disappearing from my sight.

I could hear loud music from the back and that made me even more nervous. I have never been to a party. Never had the urge to jump around while everyone got drunk off spiked punch. Why am I here tonight? Simple, Spence is here and I am going to stop this childish game once and for all.

I stepped over a drunk guy who was blocking the entrance to the back yard. I bent down. “Uh, you okay?” I asked, looking around to see that no one even noticed the guy. He opened his blue eyes, smiling and rolled over to vomit. My mouth dropped and I quickly walked away.

An hour had passed and I was just sitting there, on a bench beside the pool, about to fall asleep. Sure, I had a few drinks and I wasn’t drunk but I felt pretty great I will admit. I stand up, nodding at Dannie to come on. She is flirting with Kenny, a senior. Dannie stuck her lower lip out at me. That was her ‘just an hour more’ look.

I growled and being the oh so nice sister I am… Oh wait, I’m not a nice sister. “Nope, let’s go this place is L-A-M-E!” Yea… I attempted my first cheer. I tossed my hands in the air and bam, I had hit someone in the head. I whirled around and apologized, “I’m so- Oh, it’s you.”

Spence was rubbing his left cheek with a faint smile. “Really? Did I just see Dolly doing a cheer. Wow, that was horrible.” He smiled at me this time. “And, your also drunk. Mind if I borrow your sister?” He asked Dannie. Her mouth popped open as she eyed me. I shook my head for her to say no. Dannie grinned then.

“She’s all yours.” Dannie grinned once more as she dragged her date back into the house.

“Uh, hello? I was actually just leaving and thanks to you…” I forced a false smile. One that he could detect ever so easily. “I have to go find her again.” I was making my way into the house when Spence pulled me back by my arm.

“So, Durren. Why are you here?” He asked, hands running through his hair to make it look even more of a mess. What do I say? That I came to get back at him. No, For one, that wouldn’t work because I had forgot to think how I might achiev that.

I shrugged, telling him the truth. “Dannie couldn’t go unless I went. Sorry to disappoint if you thought I had came for you.” I smiled sweetly, feeling the few beers boil my flesh.

Spence let out a soft laugh. “Don’t worry, no disappointment at all. So Dannie is your sister? Who would have ever guessed.”

I had almost forgot that he was still holding onto my arm, apparently he had too. I jerked it away with a swift tug. Spence knew how to press all my buttons.

“What’s that suppose to mean?” I asked roughly. Debating if I should just dump this nice little cold cores light on his head. I though about it for a second. Probably not the best idea.

“Just that… well she’s really beautiful and your not.” He smiled with teeth barely showing. On the other hand this idea was better. I showed my best smile as I looked at him.

“Well that never gets old.” With those words I pushed Spence back making him fall into the pool with a big ol’ nice splash. I busted out with laughter, watching as Spence came up to the surface.

“Bitch.” He spit water out of his mouth. I couldn’t help but keep laughing. I was laughing so hard that it actually began to hurt. Too bad everyone had moved the party into the house.

“Dick.“ I bent down to get a better view of him, sliding out my phone so I could take a picture and maybe photo shop him to someone’s body like he done me. Little did I know was that my plan was going to fail and with a splash.

Spence grabbed me by my ankle and pulled me in. I felt many things when I went under. One; his hand was wrapped around my waist as he pushed me further under. Two; the water was so cold. Three; Me shivering as I struggled to hit him under water.

Jerk.