10 ways to piss Sammie off!
10. Tell her that she can't see Gaara.
Her Reaction: BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT* whines and goes to her emo corner* T~T
9. Lock her in a room with Sasuke.
Her Reaction: * Twitches and most likely kill herself...or him..*
8. Tell her that Orochimaru wants to use her as a test subject.
Her Reaction: * kills both of them ...quickly*
7. Dye her hair pink.
Her Reaction: O.O *then faints*
6. Tell her that Jiraiya has been peeping at her again in the shower.
Her Reaction: >_< JIRAIYA!!!!! YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!!* hunts him down*
5. Tell her that she own Tsunade money.
Her Reaction: IAM NOT THE ONE LOSING!!!
4. Snap her out of her daydreams.
Her Reaction: O.O >_< WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!?!? * beats with them with a bat*
3. Tell her she can't go to movie night.
Her Reaction: OH COME ON! THEY HAVE A NEW MOVIE I WANT TO SEE!!!!!!!
2. Wake her up before 2 pm.
Her Reaction: * snarls and kills the preson before going back to sleep*
AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY TO PISS HER OFF!!!
1. Tell her that there is no more poptarts and they eat the last one.
Her Reaction: O.O NOOOOOOOO * goes on a killing spree and end up in jail* I WANT MY POPTARTS!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!