[Deidara] I'm on vacation [One-Shot for DarkSapphire815]

You stepped out of the cozy little cottage and smiled as the sun cast its warm rays on your face. You definitely needed to thank Kotetsu and Izumo for setting this up for you.

You were in the ANBU, and one of the more over-worked members at that. Recently, however, you had received a leg injury and needed a temporary leave of absence to recuperate. Lady Tsunade granted you two weeks off.

At first you were just going to spend the break at a Hot Springs Resort, but then Kotetsu and Izumo told you about this private little cottage in the middle of the Land of Fire. The cottage, which could comfortably fit a small family, had been abandoned some time ago. There was a natural garden in the back with wild strawberries and the like growing, all of it bordering around a large, crystalline pond.

Not only that, but there was also a natural hot spring in the front. So, while at the resort you would have convienient room service, here you have privacy and all your basic needs were met. And you were a ninja...you could live without room service!

So the decision was made and you were here, thoroughly enjoying your vacation.

You were standing outside in nothing but your shorts and a bra. You had contemplated pulling on a shirt, but hey. You were alone. Who would peep on you?

"I'm on vacation," you had said, dropping the shirt back onto the floor before you stepped outside.

After eating a light breakfast, you limped into the backyard and shedded your shorts before diving gracefully into the pond. Swimming was a great way to work off a leg injury without having to apply any pressure to it. A few more days and you'd be in tip-top condition. But you were still going to stay for the whole two weeks, regardless of when you recovered.

You swam around under the water for a bit, just admiring the exotic, colorful sea-life of the clear pond. You grinned toothily at any fish brave enought to swim close to you, startling the poor things and sending them zipping away. You wanted to laugh, but you were under water, so laughing would be rather catastrophic.

Eventually you realized that your lungs needed air, so you swam up to the surface, taking a big breath of air as soon as you were able.

Your short purple hair fell in your eyes, hindering your vision. Brushing it out of your face, you grabbed a nearby log and started kicking your legs, doing your own little muscle therapy on your leg.

You soon tired of just kicking, so you pulled yourself out of the pond and over to the mini hot spring, letting out a sigh of pleasure as the hot water washed over your fatigued muscles.

Ahh...life was good.

~~~~~

You awoke during the middle of the night with a start. With your ninja-enhanced senses, you heard the cracking of a twig a bit of a ways away.

"Damnit," you grumbled, getting up and pulling on some clothes. You attached your katana to you back and stomped out. "I'm on vacation. I shouldn't have to deal with this."

You peered out into the darkness, green eyes glinting menacingly at whoever made the mistake of spoiling your vacation. Playfulness flashed in your eyes too, since you loved playing with your enemies first, so this just might be fun.

"Who's there?" you asked, staring at the shadowy figure standing beneath a tree. You held your lantern out, bathing the distance between the two of you wih light.

"Just a passerby, hm," he said. He lifted his face and stepped forward, revealing an attractive face with blond hair and a single cerulean eye.

You grabbed your katana and pointed the tip of the blade at him with your free hand. "What's you name, passerby?"

"Why would I tell you that, hm?" he asked challengingly, stepping forward completely into the lamplight. He was dressed plainly, wearing blue pants, blue shirt over a fishnet top, and regulation ninja sandals. "Who are you anyway, hm?"

You stepped out of the shadow and stared at him. "Arashii. Your turn."

He smirked. "Deidara."

"So, Deidara, what are you doing here?" you asked suspiciously, never lowering your guard.

"As I said, I'm just passing by," he said. What about you, hm?"

You shook your head, tossing your hair over your shoulders. "I'm on vacation. Now leave before I kick your ass, Deidara."

He laughed. "You kick my ass? That's funny hm!"

You glared and tightened your grip on your katana.

"Relax, I'm not here to fight. I'm looking for a cottage, hm. I'm on vacation too."

You stiffened. Not...your cottage...right?

"It's a white, stone cottage with a thatched roof, three bedrooms, a kitchen, a bathroom...have you seen it? Hm?" Deidara asked you. "Nice little pond in the backyard..."

You let out a breath and took a step back and held your lantern up to the cottage. "This one?" you asked, though you already knew that this was in fact the one.

He grinned and nodded. "That's the one. Now if you'll excuse, I'll just go inside hm," he said, moving to step past you.

You blocked his path and looked up at him. "I'm staying here for my vacation. You can't come in."

"Who's gonna stop me, hm?" he asked. "Besides, this cottage is property of my organization."

"What organization?" you demanded.

"None of your business. Now move aside, hm?" he said, attempting to step around you again.

"Where am I supposed to stay? Hm?" you asked, mocking his speech impediment.

He shrugged and pushed past you, into the cottage. "I have nothing against you staying here, hm, as long as you stay out of my way."

You tilted your head to the side, thinking it over. It was rather boring just staying in a cottage by yourself. Company would be nice. And he was cute...

You grinned. "Okay! Thanks Deidara!" you said, skipping into the cottage and closing the door behind you.

He looked at you in confusion. "What happened to the grouchy, deffensive girl, hm?"

You shrugged. "I'm a nice person to those who aren't my enemies."

He nodded. "I see. Well, good night," he said, turning and entering one of the room.

"Good night, Deidara," you murmured, eyes twinkling at the thought of spending a whole week with the mysterious blond-haired man...

~~~~~

"Oh Deidara..." you sang quietly, creeping into his room. "Wake up..." You grabbed his shoulder and shook him gently, trying to get him to wake up.

He mumbled something incoherent and swatted you away. You frowned, but it soon turned into a grin. You dashed out of his room and into the kitchen in search of a bucket. Finding one, you ran outside and filled it with the pond water, cold since the sun didn't have time to warm it up yet.

Snickering evilly, you ran back into his room and dumped the water over the snoozing man.

He jumped out of bed, shouting and looking around frantically. When his gaze fell onto your laughing form, he gave you a half-hearted glare.

"What was that for Arashii, hm?" he asked, flicking his hair out of his face and giving you a glimpse of a metal contraption covering his left eye.

You shrugged, still laughing lightly. "That was your wake-up call! Did you enjoy it?"

Deidara stepped toward you and picked you up, slinging you over his shoulder with your face right in front of his nice ass. "Let go!" you protested, pounding his legs without much effort. This was the most fun you'd had in days.

"Nope," Deidara said, bouncing you once before stepping outside.

You lifted your body up and craned your neck to see what was going on. Your eyes widened as you saw what he intended to do. "Wha-?! Deidara! No! Bad Deidara!" you exclaimed, wriggling in his grasp.

And then you were airborne, flying gracefully through the air before landing in the pond with a loud splash. You gasped for breath and looked up at Deidara. "Wh-what was th-that for?" you asked, the chill from the water making you stutter.

He smirked and bent forward, hands on his hips. "That was you wake-up call. Did you like it, hm?"

You just reached up and grabbed his ponytail, yanking on it and pulling him down into the water with you.

~~~~~

"Arashii..." Deidara whispered through the crack in your door. "Wake up..."

"Hmm?" you asked, waking up slowly and looking around your room. Your gaze fell on a small, white, clay spider. You smiled at the little thing, appreciating the details of the spider.

"Katsu!" Deidara exclaimed.

The bird exploded and you let out a yelp of shock and rolled backwards out of bed, pulling the pillows and blankets down with you.

"D-Deidara!" you spluttered, standing up abruptly, forgetting that you were just in tiny little boxer shorts and a tight cami. "That wasn't funny!"

"Hm, maybe not," he said, smirking. "But the view is nice!"

Your face flamed red and you stomped toward him, slamming the door shut and smirking in triumph as he let out a yelp of pain as the door connected with his face.

~~~~~

Deidara walked out of the shower, a towel wrapped around his waist, and headed over to his room. He reached out and grabbed the doorknob and turned it, frowning when it wouldn't open. He tried it a few more times, letting out an exasperated groan when it still refused to open. He headed into the kitchen to grab some of his clay, but that was missing too.

"...Arashii..." he muttered, stalking out of the house and into the back. He sighed at the sight of you relaxing in the pond, just floating on your back with all of his clothes around you, boxers included.

What's more, you had his clay in your hands, and you were modeling various animals, such as squirrels, fish, butterflies, and any other creature that you could see out there.

"Arashii!" Deidara yelled, getting your attention. "What are you doing with my clothes, hm?!"

You giggled and shrugged, hoisting yourself up so you could sit atop the water. "Oh, your clothes smelled bad. So I thought I'd wash them!"

Deidara twitched.

"After all, I'm on vacation. I don't want to smell your smelly clothes!" you exclaimed, giggling at his annoyed expression.

"Arashii!" he exclaimed, his towel falling off of his waist in the process, running toward you in all his glory. He dove into the water and made his way over to you, ready to make you pay.

You sat there, frozen. After all, the sight of an extremely sexy, wet, naked man swimming toward you was enough to shock anyone and make them blush.

Deidara soon noticed that your gaze wasn't drawn to his angered face, but rather his lower, male region. He glanced down and realized that maybe this wasn't the best thought out plan...

"Damn!" he exclaimed, grabbing the article of clothing closest to him and covering himself up. "Katsu!"

Your little clay models around you blew up, dragging you out of your shocked state and startling you. You weren't harmed, but the splashing water was an attention grabber.

By the time they had all detonated, Deidara had gathered up all his soaking wet clothes and retreated back into the cottage.

~~~~~

You lay on your side in bed, unable to fall asleep. It was your last night here, and you'd be leaving tomorrow evening. You were going to miss the blond-haired man that made your vacation so much more enjoyable.

Sure, you had a few awkward confrontations, such as seeing Deidara naked, him finding one of your lacier panties on the bathroom floor, and then going to return it to you when you were only half-clothed...but still! You had a lot of fun messing around with each other.

But, since you were leaving, you would probably never see him again.

"Arashii?" Deidara whispered.

You stiffened. When had Deidara come into your room?

"Are you awake, hm?" he whispered, his breath tickling your ear lobe and sending shivers up and down your spine.

He was in your bed? Behind you?

His arms slipped around your waist, pulling you toward his body. "I know you're awake," he mumbled, nibbling on your ear. "And I know you're leaving tomorrow. So let's make this a memorable night, hm?"

You blushed as his hands trailed slowly up the front of your cami the tongues on his hands poking out and tickling your stomach.

"Come on Arashii," he whispered seductively. "You know you want to, hm..."

You rolled your body over, facing him and blushing once you realized that he was totally naked.

He smirked at your blush and his hands began nibbling at your back, obviously enjoying your moans and shudders of pleasure.

You gave in to his teasings, pressing your lips to his in a heated kiss.

After all, you were on vacation. You might as well enjoy yourself.

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