Naruto Prank Calls! #8, Sasuke

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Created by kat2646 on Tuesday, August 03, 2010

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Victim #8, Sasuke

Hinata: *dials Sasuke's number*

Sasuke: Hn?

Hinata: *Orochimaru voice* I'm coming for your body....

Sasuke: Orochimaru?! I'll kill you!

Itachi: Little brother! Why didn't you tell me you were emo!

Sasuke: Itachi!? I'm not emo!

Me: *Kabuto Voice* 'Tis A lie!

Sasuke: S-SHUT UP, KABUTO!!!

Itachi: I know you only wear those arm thingys to hide your cuts. WHY, LITTLE BROTHER, WHY!?

Sasuke: FINE I ADMIT IT!!! I'M EMO!!! I CUT MYSELF!!! AND AFTER I KILL YOU, IM GONNA SLIT MY OWN THROAT!!!!

Itachi: :'O ...........NO! I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO KILL YOURSELF!!!! I'LL HAUNT YOUR ASS!!!!THAT WAY YOU'LL HAVE TO TRY TO GET RID OF MY GHOST!!!!

Sasuke: ..........

Hinata: *OV* Hehhehhehhehhehheh.....I'll sssssee you ssssoon Ssssasssuke

Sasuke: ....

Hinata: *elbows me*

Me: *poofs into Orichimaru and grabs You*

Me: *finds Sasuke* Hellooo Sasuke.

Sasuke: Orochimaru! Why do you have Ami!?

Me: she's my new toy.

You: Sasuke!

*Itachi appears*

Itachi: Hello, my dear little brother.

Sasuke: *growls* Itachi.

Itachi: Brother....I have something to tell you.

Sasuke: I know. I know. I lack hatred.

Itachi: It's not that! I wanted to tell you that I have fallen in love!

Me: ???

You: ??? *runs over to Sasuke and pulls his arm thingys off* DAMMIT! YOU DO CUT YOURSELF!!! YOU IDIOT!!!!

Sasuke: *ignores you* Who?

Itachi: .....

Sasuke: ...Who!?

Itachi: I'll tell you if you promise not to judge me.

Sasuke: Okay....?

Itachi: ^/.\^ I'm in love with the person standing beside me. *Kisses me as I poof back into me*

Sasuke: *Gasps and passes out cuz he still thinks i'm Orochimaru*

Me: O/////////////./////////////O I-Itachi-kun....

You: :) You two make a good couple.

Me: ^////.////^

Itachi: ^////.////^

Sasuke: *wakes back up and starts laughing* My brother....is gay! And in love with Orochimaru! XD

Itachi: That was a joke just to see if you would freak out. I didn't really kiss Orochimaru and i'm not in love with him, foolish brother.

Sasuke: Huh?

Itachi: I kissed Scarlet. And I'm in love with her.

Me: *grins and waves at Sasuke* Wazzup?!

Sasuke: Scarlet!

Dei: *pops up from out of no where* And our next victim is Gaara! Goodbye everybody! See you next time! *waves to somebody*

Me: Who's he talking to....?

You: No clue....

And so....Sasuke cuts himself, Itachi loves me, Dei is goin insane, and our next victim is Gaara!


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