Drunken Sailor (Jack) Part 18

Last time, you and Jack had just arrived in Port Royalle and now the two of you are walking down the street arm-in-arm looking for Will Turners house. Well, Jack is looking for Will Turners house, you're keeping an eye out for any officers, seeing as you don't want to be captured while in your condition. Usually, running for your life from the Royal Navy is your favorite past time, but you don't want to risk anything happening to your unborn child. Anyway, as I was saying before I interrupted myself, (me: Oh dear, I'm talking to myself. Isn't that the first sign of insanity or something?) you're both walking when suddenley you feel something press against the back of your head. *Hands above your heads, pirates.* Commadore Norringtons voice says. You swear under your breathe but do as you're told. You exchange a glance with Jack, who's doing the same. Commodore Norrington walks around and stands in front of the two of you, gloating. *Well well, what have we here? Two escaped prisoners. I don't know how you got away last time, but rest assured, it won't happen again.* *Ye know, it's the funniest thing. Everyone who's captured and re-captured me says that, and yet I always seem to find away to do it again.* you say cheekily. Norrington glares at you but says nothing. *Usually executions are held at dawn, but I think in your case, I shall have to make an exception. Take Mr. Sparrow to the jail, and take Ms. Flint to the shooting range. Tonight at dusk, Sparrow shall be hung, and Flint will be shot.* Norington says. He then looks at you and smirks a little. *I for one would like to see you get out of this one.* he says to you. *Careful what ye wish for, Commodore.* you say bravely, trying to hide your terror. *Ye might just get it.* you say before struggling against the men dragging you away from Jack.
I'M PREGNANT AND THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE ME SHOT?!?!?(me: Well they don't know you're pregnant. Although something tells me that it wouldn't make a diffrence if they did know. >:( )
OMG!!
^screaming obscenities while being dragged away by the men in white jackets^ (me: Phew. No offence, but better you than me. Uh oh! ^hides behind bush as they come back^
You glare down at your bonds, your mind racing to find any possible way that you and Jack can get out of this mess. (me: When suddenly lasers come out of your eyeballs, melting the chains without burning you, then out of no where a huge dragon swoops down and OUCH!!! ^gets smacked in the head by Mr. L the leprechaun^ Alright, fine, I'll be good.) But nothing comes to you. And this is where I'm going to leave it. ^dodges several large, sharp, pointy, heavy objects^ Sorry! But I do have other quizzes that I need to get to work on. ^glances at the other angry mob of quiz fans^ Heh, heh. So anyway, here's a semi-random question to keep you from yelling at me: have you ever felt your heart litteraly skip a beat when your watching Johnny Depp on POTC or any other movie?
Hell yes!!
Yes, obviously. Why else would I be taking this quiz?
OMG, of course I have!!! What kind of weird, crazy person hasn't?
You put up one hell of a fight the entire way there, and you even manage to get away for a few seconds several times, but you're hopelessly outnumbered, no matter how many noses/bones/appendages you break. (me:I hope there aren't any guys reading this: they never seem to find that broken appendage thing funny. :P And yes, I'm aware that there probably aren't any guys reading this. Read the Memo!! ) You continue to struggle even as you're chained and hand-cuffed to a metal fence. *See you at sunset. Though you probably won't be seeing anything.* one of the men says to you. You kick out at him, but you miss, so you spit on him instead. (me: Hmm, you seem to spit a lot. Don't you know that that's a bad habit? ^is wearing a rain coat, rain hat, those funny looking rubber pants that fishers wear, and is carrying a large umbrella^) Anyway, it seems I've interrupted myself yet again, ^looks frustrated^ so lets just break this with a nice Random Question: Crazy, Psycho, or Mental?
Crazy.
Mental.
Psycho.

^gasp^ Oh no!! You and Jack have been captured!!! How will the two of you get out of there safely?!?! Well rate high and be patient to find out!! Seriously folks, RATE!!! I'm getting sick of seeing that hundreds of people are taking my quizzes but only a handfull are rating!!