Kingdom Hearts .::. Back to the Chatroom .::. The art of misunderstanding (2)

*Roxas signed in*
*Demyx signed in*

Roxas: Hey Dem! So how was night shopping?
Demyx: Well the shops were... kinda closed.
Roxas: Harsh

*Riku signed in*

Demyx: Beside the porn video club Annie nearly walked in, though...
Roxas: Oh, it's Riku
Riku: ...Hum, i missed something interesting it appears?

*Clau signed in*

Clau: RIKUUUUU
Demyx: Not really, she just thought it would have to deal with the org with all those XXX on the sign...
Clau: YOU LIVE!
Roxas: ...
Riku: ...No duh, i just haunt the interwebs
Roxas: I think she most likely meant the other day, at Sora's house...
Clau: ...HOLY... So wait... There's really souls wandering in the interwebs...
Riku: Oh, that!
Roxas: Calm down Clau ~
Clau: THE ZONES! AAAHHH! THEY'RE COMMUNICATING!

*Clau signed off*

Roxas: ...
Riku: It was only Kairi you know?
Demyx: So that's where she went...
Roxas: May i ask what the heck she was doing in the bushes?
Riku: Trying to overhear me and Sora you know, with binoculars, all the explorer kit...
Roxas: And why?
Riku: Probably afraid of all the possibilities college gives to sexy men like us ~
Roxas: Specify please? Me no speak gangsta ~

*Axel signed in*

Axel: YO guys! You'll never guess what happened the other night!
Demyx: You saw Annie at the porn video club?
Axel: ...Uh, how you guessed?
Demyx: I saw you through the window
Roxas: ...
Riku: Well that is one good example for you, dear Roxas
Roxas: I do not wish to end up like you or Axel, you know...
Axel: Oh gawd, i just needed some cheer up after the evil stuff you all said about my college application pffff ~
Roxas: Sometimes Axel, i am deeply ashamed to be your best friend but hey you know, i cheer up thinking that Riku's stuck with an hobo...
Riku: Uh...
Axel: Admit it Roxy, you just want to fancy someone i won't name!
Roxas: Dunno what you're talking about ~ yet i know in your case
Axel: Oh really? Who might that be?
Roxas: The girl running down my street right now believing Riku's dead and that the ghosts are communicating with us through the interwebs?
Riku: I still don't get it?
Axel: Dude, you're dead .___. ?
Riku: Got a problem with that?
Roxas: What's so gangsta about adding to it...
Axel: You... You're... NO WAY!

*Axel signed off*

Roxas: Here we go again...

*Lilly signed in*
*Annie signed in*

Riku: And i bet that concerned girl he was speaking about just logged in right now?
Lilly: Uh?
Annie: Wha, me?
Roxas: Riku, i deeply appreciate your implication you know?

*Roxas signed off*

Lilly: ...
Annie: I don't get it 8D
Lilly: Anyway, where's Clau? She haven't answered her mobile...
Demyx: Running down the street, oh wait... Yeah she's on mine now 0.o
Annie: *Still don't get it*
Lilly: So wait, was that the continuous yell i heard earlier crossing down my street?
Demyx: Probably... We'll i'll go see what i can do! Not that the bridge at the end of the road is under construction but, yeah i doubt you want some canadian pancake!

*Demyx signed off*

Riku: Wait, i do!
Lilly: You didn't get the joke did you...
Annie: Eat Clau and i eat your willy -.-
Lilly: ...
Riku: Not that i wouldn't appreciate my dear ~
Annie: ...
Lilly: Oh stop it Riku, we know you toke languages courses to learn how to flirt in others languages so...
Riku: I already know it in french and spanish...
Annie: So you're in the same classes as Clau?
Riku: Really? Sweet!
Lilly: No Riku she won't do your homeworks...
Riku: Fuck my life.

*Riku signed off*

Annie: That was disturbing... I mean... Axel's willy alone on fire was...
Lilly: Cause you saw THAT?
Annie: When Clau tried to do a flamme thrower with Sora's hairspray yes, why?
Lilly: Nevermind... Well i shall go anyway and get ready ~ college start off soon!
Annie: Indeed... And i still haven't bought my brushes D:
Lilly: With a little luck it won't be in a porn video club next time ~
Annie: How you know that O____O
Lilly: I thought Axel forwarded the text to everyone?
Annie: ...That hoar... He better pray for his willy.
Lilly: Uh?

*Annie signed off, searching for her butter knife*

Lilly: Oh well... At least i won't see too freaky stuff anymore thanks to classes... Oh wait, forgot about Roxas. Well i guess as long as they don't ask the late students to sing ~

*Lilly signed off*