Funny Naruto Pick- Up Lines.

i didnt put these here. *innocent face* haha. screw that! of course i put them here! these are awesome!!!

Created by darkprincess900 on Thursday, October 21, 2010

Tobi: If you were a booger, I'd pick you first!
Hidan: Do you have a boyfriend? Well, call me when you want a man.
Kakuzu: 50 bucks and I'll show you where these threads are coming from.
Zetsu: Can we tend to your 'secret garden'?
Sasori: I'm like the Energizer Bunny. I keep going and going and going.
Deidara: I hope you like fireworks, 'cause I wanna end this evening with a bang.
Kisame: Sure, there are other fish in the sea, but you're the only one I want to take home and mount.
Itachi: Do you have some Uchiha parts? Because I'd like to put it in you.
Pein: Would you care to see my other piercings?
Itachi: I can 'go at it' for 72 hours strait without stopping.
Kisame: I have TWO of what most men only have ONE of.
Deidara: Beauty is art, art is a bang. Beautiful.... I want to BANG you.
Sasori: Who needs 'toys' when you got your own sex puppet.
Tobi: Tobi is good in bed!!
Zetsu: I don't know wether to eat you... Or to mount you...
Kakuzu: Do you like tenticles? Because I just drugged your drink while you weren't paying attention.
Hidan: I will beat you to within an INCH of your life, and then I'm going to HAVE you.
Pein: I'm a hot, fiery, redhead....And, baby, you have my pants on fire!!
Orochimaru: May I pleasure you..... With my tongue???
Deidara: I put the 'Oh!' In Orgy! Un, yeah, baby!!
Pein: Your lips look so lonely... Would they like to meet mine??
Kisame: Imagine this, you, me, a bubble bath, and a bottle champagne.
Deidara: Hey, babe, how about we start this year off with a bang??
Tobi: Hi, my mommy will put me up for adoption if I don't get a date for tomorrow.
Hidan: Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner??
Zetsu: Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?
Kakuzu: So, come back to my place. If you don't like it I swear I will give you a full refund.
Sasori: Are those lumberjack pants you're wearing? Because they are giving me a wood.
Itachi: I hope you are as good as my little brother.(Sasuke: What is THAT supposed to mean?!!!)
Zetsu: I'll be the flower, you be the bee, and you can have a taste of my sweet honey!
Orochimaru: Wanna see my andaconda??
Kakuzu: You can pay me to be yours all night long.
Kisame: Lets play Jaws!! I'll come up from under!!
Sasori: Wanna play dolls? Cause you can play with me all... night.... long....
Jiraya: Hey, baby, I might be old, but I'm damned well expearianced.
Deidara: I'll show you what a real work of art is.
Neji: You look familliar. Have I see you before? Oh yeah! I remember! You look like my next girlfriend!!
Kankuro: Hey, baby, I'm like a rubix cube, the more you play with me the harder I get.
Shikamaru: If I bit my lip would you kiss it better??
Shino: Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes.
Kiba: If I said "You have a nice body", would you hold it against me?
Gaara: You be the iceberg, I'll be the Titanic, and I'll go down on you.
Rock Lee: Be my girlfriend! I'll protect you till the day I die!!
Naruto: If I flip this coin, what would be my chances of getting 'head'??
Naruto: For the love of God! Have me!!! Dattebayo!!
Hidan: Stop, drop, and roll, baby! You're on fire!!
Tobi: You're so pretty I forgot my pick- up line.
Itachi: You should be blamed for making me go blind. You shouldn't have been so good looking.
Kakuzu: I was wondering if you had an extra heart, mine seems to have been stolen.
Zetsu: If I picked a rose for everytime I thought of you, I'd be walking through my garden for forever.
Pein: Can you hold these(hands) while I go for a walk?
Kisame: You better know CPR, because you're taking my breath away.
Sasori: You must be a good puppet master, 'cuz you got me under control.
Deidara: You should be put behind bars because you blasted my heart out of place.

Gaara: I lost my teddy, can I sleep with you?
Kiba: Lets do it like they do on Animal Planet.
Shikamaru: You made me realize how right my father was. I love dominant woman!
Zetsu: O, hello. I hope I'm not bothering you. I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.

Hidan: *hold head under arm* Babe, you must be tired, you've been running through me head all day.
Pein: So dear, are you Jesus. (She: No, why?) Pein again: Because I'd like to nail you.
Neji: There must be something wrong with my Byakugan. I simply can't take my eyes of you.
Sasuke: Your hair is everywhere, do you mind if I brush it out of your face, so I can take a proper look?
Kakuzu: You must be hell of a thief, you stole one of my hearts from right across the room.
Kabuto: I hope I brought my library card, cuz I'm checking you out.
Madara: Do you have some Uchiha parts in you (She: No) Madara again: I'd like to put it in you.
Kakashi: I hate pick up lines, lets just do it.
Sasuke: I could sneak into you’re bed and you’d never even know it until it’s too late.

Kakashi: You must be famous, you look just like a girl I saw in this book I read…
Naruto: Want to slurp my noodle?
Kiba: Come with me and you can find out if my bite is worse than my bark.
Sasuke: You will never defeat me. That’s why I will always be on top.
Itachi: Exuse me, I lost my address, can I borrow yours?
Kakuzu:If being sexy is a crime, your guilty as charged.
Tobi/Madara: Tobi isa good boy, but not in bed.
Pein: Go out with me or I'll have to 'torture' you into submission.
Shino: Shut up and sleep with me. (Me: I will Shino!! lolz. you cant blamez me. hes my fave.)
Kiba: You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.
Jiraya: I just want to f*ck every girl in the world!
Kankuro: I'll make your bed rock!

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