Merry Christmas My Ass! (Hetalia Funny Quotes) 21
So...Construction is beginning on South Africa's Christmas story. I've got a few bits and pieces here. Tomorrow I'll probably have both of my Taylors help. Then, I'll probably get some help from Gilbert. XD Involuntary help. I'm gonna try to find him too! :)
"Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.
"There's no way in hell you forgot about the awesome me."
"Actually, I've been so busy lately, I forgot about all of you," you rushed around your house moving presents and decorations.
"Mon belle! Say it isn't true! You didn't forget about us!" France pleaded.
"I did. I completely forgot your presents," you stated, not even stopping to address this issue.
"Linda! I'm so sad!" Spain cried dramatically.
"If you're actually crying over that, you're a pussy," you peeked in from the doorway.
"How could you forget about the awesome me, let alone these dorks?!" Prussia gestured to the rest of the trio.
"Oh I don't know. Remember last year when you guys broke my door? I'm still expecting payment for that. Until I get my money, no presents." you explained.
"H-hey! You can't do that! The past is the past right?" Prussia tried to defend.
"Ah, Christmas time," you sighed,"When everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. Too bad you guys owe me money from your past."
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