Drunken Sailor (Jack) Part 19

You stare at Jack with your eyes wide open and your mouth hanging for a full minute before you say... And that's where I'm going to leave you, bye!
WHAT?!?! COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW DARE YOU STOP RIGHT AS I'M ABOUT TO TELL JACK YES!!
*Wedding? Jack Sparrow getting married?* Will says in disbelief. *Captain Jack Sparrow, if you please, and yes, I am getting married.* Jack says. *To whom, if I may ask?* Will asks. *Do you remember that red haired girl from the last time I came to visit you? The one that flipped you over?* *Vaguley.* Will replies, wincing at the memory. *That's her. Caitlyn Flint, soon to be Caitlyn Flint-Sparrow, since she'll probably want to be keeping her maiden name, family pride and all that rot.* *Let me guess, you met when she broke you out of here last time, am I correct?* *No, it was the other way around. I got her out.* *Really? Then why are you still in here then?* Will asks, folding his arms. *Uh, they must have changed everything.* Jack replies. Alright, let's get back to you now. You climb up onto the roof of a house and duck behind a steeple thing as the officers start to shoot at you. You can't shoot back because you were completley disarmed except for the dagger you keep in your shirt. You wait until they stop shooting at you before peering out. *Is that the best ye can do, gents?* you call out cheekily before quickly ducking again when they start shooting at you again. *I'll be taking that as a yes then.* you mutter to yourself as you crawl on your belly along the roof. Once you're out of range, you get up and run along the roofs until you think it's safe to climb back down. Once on solid ground, you continue on your way to rescue Jack. Speaking of which, back to Jack and Will. But first, what's scarier, a walking corpse, a Tyrannosaurus Rex, or the walking corpse of a Tyrannosaurus Rex?
A walking corpse. Now quit stalling!
The last one, the zombie dinosaur or whatever. JUST QUIT YOUR STALLING, YOU STALLING STALLER!!
The T-Rex, so get on with it!
)GOTTCHA!! I'm just kidding, I wouldn't leave you there! I owe you guys, remember? Anyway, back to the quiz. *Yes.* you just barely manage to whisper, your voice breaking slightly. Jack takes the ring out of the box and places it on your left ring finger, then gets up and kisses you passionatley. ^FAST FORWARD YET ANOTHER WEEK^ (me: Yeah, yeah, I know, that's getting annoying, but I promise you're not missing anything vitally important. Except for Jack, but other than that, nothing.) You're in your old room on the Pearl in front of a large mirror while Elizabeth, who is four months pregnant, and your cousin Whitney fuss over you, primping your hair, fixing your hair, adjusting parts of your wedding gown. *Only for Jack would I wear this monstrosity.* you say, scowling at the dress. It's made of pure white silk with a diamond pattern embroided into the skirt using silver thread. The top part exposes your shoulders and some of your cleavage, and the sleeves are long and tight with pearls sewn into the wrists. Your hair is down and in waves, and the veil covering your face is held on by a white headband. The entire thing is breath-takingly beautiful, but you despise wearing dresses because they make it hard to move. *When all of this is over, I'm using this for target practice.* you say. *What are you talking about? It's a beautiful gown.* Elizabeth tells you as she fixes your headband. *Easy for you to say, you wear these silly things all the time. How the bloody hell do ye move in these damn things?!* you ask. *In a couple months you won't be able to move at all.* Whitney points out. *Jack's going to have to carry you everywhere.* She then quickly moves out of the way when you take a swipe at her. *Just because she's pregnant doesn't mean she's handicapped.* Elizabeths says. *Tell that to Jack.* you tell her. *Ever since I told him that I'm pregnant, he's been treating me like I'm made of fine china.* *Maybe you should have Mr. Gibbs tell him about Aunt Sarah when she was pregnant with Antonio and Marcel.* Whitney says to you, causing the two of you to start snickering. *What's so funny?* Elizabeth asks, looking confused. *When me mother was carrying me older twin brothers, let's just say there was a little incident with the East India Trading Company, and a ship of rival pirates.* you say once you've calmed down a bit. You glance at Whitney and see that she has her arms folded and is giving you a dirty look. *What?* you ask. *That's not what happened.* she says, a slight pout detectable in her voice. You immeadiatley roll your eyes. *Oh not this again. For the last bloody time, they were not a crew of vampire and zombie pirates! That was just something our fathers and grandfather cooked up to scare us!* you tell her, exasperated. (me: Oops, sorry, I really should have mentioned this earlier, but you're related to Whitney because her father was your fathers younger brother. She's also a Flint, but all the heirlooms and riches and stuff are passed down from oldest to oldest. Hope that clears things up.) Whitney says nothing, but sticks her tongue out at you. You roll your eyes again just as there's a knock at the door. *Come in.* you, Elizabeth, and Whitney all say at the same time. The door opens and Mr. Gibbs comes in. *Ready, Caitlyn?* he asks. *Aye, I'm ready. Now let's get this over with before I rip this thing off and shred it.* you reply as Elizabeth and Whitney lead you out of the room. *I'm sure Jack wouldn't mind if you did.* Whitney remarks teasingly. Random question: Man, these are getting tough, give me a minute... ... ... ... ... ... ... OH! I've got it! What is the best Dracula movie or movie featuring Dracula ever?!
The original Dracula with Bela Lugosi.
The 1971 Dracula with Frank Langella.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl. (me: ARRRGGHHH!!! THAT IS NOT A DRACULA MOVIE!!! PAY ATTENTION FOR ONCE!!!) ^can't hear anything because she's too busy fantasising about Jack^ (me: Geez, and people think I'M bad!)
You quickly dash into an alley and press yourself against a wall. You wait for a moment, and when you think it's safe, you quietly and casually come out and try to blend in with the crowd. Try being the operative word here, since you're a girl and you're wearing pants. Nevertheless, you avoid making eye contact and walk as quickly as you can as you make your way to the jails. Just when you think you're about to get away with it, you hear a voice from behind you yell. *There she is!* You turn around and see four of the officers coming after you. *About bloody time!* you yell before taking off. Like I said before, teasing the people who uphold the law is one of your favorite pass times. And now back to Jack: Jack is trying to get the dog to come to him, which once again has the keys. Just as the dog is about to get up and bring him the keys, the door opens and startles the dog, causing it to run away, and Jack to begin cursing in several diffrent languages. *Jack, what are you doing here?* a mans voice asks. Jack looks up and sees his old friend Will Turner! *Why Mr. Turner! What brings a respectable gent such as yourself to these shabby parts?* Jack asks, putting on airs. *I asked you first.* Will says. Jack frowns thoughtfully. *So you did. Normally I'd argue a bit more, but I'm in a hurry, so I'll just cut right to the chase. I came to ask you and your bonnie lass Elizabeth to come to my wedding.* Jack says.
Did Jack just say what I think he said? (me: That depends, did you think that he said wedding?) Uh-huh. (me: Then yes, he did just say what you thought he said.) That's what I thought.
...............................^looks like this: 0.0 with mouth hanging wide open^ (me: ^closes mouth so bugs and stuff don't crawl in^) .............................(me: You're welcome. Lol. )
IT'S ABOUT TIME!!! I'M SO HAPPY!!!!^starts humming Here Comes The Bride^ (me: Oh brother.)
And that's where I'm going to leave you. Sorry, but the next quiz is going to be dedicated entirely to the wedding. Well, maybe not entirely: 90% wedding, 0.5% honeymoon, 10.5% secret surprise! Bye!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BYE?!?! COME BACK HERE AND GET ON WITH THE WEDDING!!
AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGHHHH!!! FIRST YOU LEAVE FOR A REALLY LONG TIME, NOW YOU POSTPONING THE WEDDING?!?! (me: I promise, the next one's not going to take as long!)
^is humming Here Comes the Bride when she realises that I'm stopping before the wedding^ HEY!!! GET BACK HERE SO I CAN MARRY JACK!!!
*Well what are you waiting for, mate? Aren't you going to get me out?* Jack asks. Will sighs and gets the keys from the dog then unlocks the door. Once he's out, Jack grabs both his and your things and heads out, with Will following close behind. *So where is she, back on the Pearl?* Will asks. *That's where I wanted to leave her, but she wouldn't hear of it. Besides, she'd probably have followed me in one of the other life boats if I had tried to leave her there.* Jack replies. *I'm telling you, that girl's as stubborn as a mule, maybe more so. And don't get me started on her ego, it's got to be at least the size of the entire ocean.* *In other words she's perfect for you.* Will replies. *Exactley.* Jack says. The two men stick to the shadows as they make their way to come to your rescue. Now back to you. (me: Is anyone else getting annoyed with all this back and forth? Because I am. Alright, no more going back and forth, from now on it's only you're point of view.) You risk a glance back as you're running, but this turns out to be a very, very bad idea because about five seconds later, you slam into something. You do a backwards somersault to avoid falling and you're immeadiatley back on your feet. So is Jack, who is the person that you bumped into. When the two of you see each other, you both hug each other hard and laugh in relief. *Thank God you're alright!* Jack exclaims happily. *Of course I'm alright, I'm Caitlyn Flint.* you reply. Jack turns to the man behind him. *See what I mean about that ego?* The man, who you suddenly remember as the man you flipped over when you met Jack, named Will, smirks and shakes his head a little in amusement. *Well Will, as much as I'd love to sit around and talk, Katy and I mus-OW!* you punch Jack in the shoulder. *How many times do I have to tell you not to call me Katy?* you demand, folding your arms. *Alright, alright, sorry. Caitlyn and I really must be getting back to the Pearl.* Jack quickly corrects himself. You smirk as you turn and head toward the docks. You over hear Jack whispering to Will. *I'll be back in about two weeks to pick up you and Elizabeth for the you know what.* Feeling tired with all the running around you've been doing, you decide not to ask. After saying good bye to Will, you and Jack some how manage to get back to the life boat undetected. You're very tired, so while Jack rows, you take a nap. When you wake up, you're in bed on the ship, your head resting on Jacks chest. You smile serenly and go back to sleep.
Aww, how cute. Now quit stalling!
You're not going to leave me there, are you?! (me:Nope, I'm having too much fun!)
^is too busy planning the wedding to notice^ (me: Hey, Jack's planning the wedding, not you!) ^isn't listening^
Last time, you were captured once again by Port Royales Brittish Navy. Jack was taken to the jail, but you were taken straight to the shooting range. Commodore Norington told the two of you that your executions will be at dusk. Since it's high noon, that doesn't really give you alot of time to escape. You tug half heartedly at the irons clasped to your wrists, which are chaining you to the metal link fence of the shooting range. You glance around to see where the guards are, and laugh quietly to your self when you see that they're both talking to a pretty young woman with blonde hair. (me: No, this isn't Elizabeth, but she'll be in here soon. Maybe.) Remembering some tricks you picked up in Singapore, you slip out of your cuffs and dash off to hide. Once you're well hidden, you snicker and pat your stomach. *We'd better go and get yer father before he hurts himself.* you say to the unborn baby before quickly dashing off into the shadows. (me: For anyone who was wondering, pregnant women don't start to show until the fifth month, and you're not even half way through the second, so you're still thin.) Meanwhile, at the jail Jack is trying desperatley to escape so that he can immeadiatly come to your rescue. Too bad he's not doing a very good job of it. (me: ^dodges various debri being thrown^) Alright, sorry, sorry! What I meant to say was: But in spite of all his valiant efforts, Jack is unable to free himself from the confines of his cell. Better?
Not really, but it'll have to do.
I guess.
WAAAAAAAA!!!! I WANT JACK!!!!
^FAST FORWARD A WEEK^ *Annamaria, have you seen Caitlyn?* Jack asks as he walks up to the female pirate, who is currently steering the helm. *No Captain, not since this morning. Have you checked below deck?* she suggests. Once Jack is out of sight, you swing down from your hiding spot in the crows nest. *Thanks, Anne. I owe you.* you say to her. *It's nothing. But I suggest you get back up there before Ja-* *Caitlyn! There you are!* Jack says, coming back up. *Too late.* you whisper to her. *Where've you been? I've been looking all over for you!* Jack says as he takes your hand and practically drags you back to his room, which is now also your room. *I was in the crows nest, like I am everyday, Jack.* you say as patiently as you can. *Oh.* Jack says. You roll your eyes, but you can't help but laugh because he looks so darn cute. You give him a peck on the cheek, which he soon turns into a passionate kiss which is just about to turn into a full blown make out session when suddenly Jack pulls away. *I just remembered why I was looking for you.* *And that wasn't it?* you ask with a slight pout. *Well, actually that was one reason I was looking for you.* Jack replies cheekily before stealling a quick kiss. *But the main reason is that I want to ask you something before you here it from someone else.* he says. *Oh, and what would that be?* you ask. Jack takes one of your hands with both of his and gets down on one knee. Your eyes widen a little as Jack reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small box. He opens it and inside is the most beautiful ring you've ever seen. It's gold with a large diamond in the center, with two small rubies on top and bottom, and two small emeralds on the left and right. Here's the fun part: How does Jack pop the question?
*Caitlyn Barrie Flint, will ye marry me?*
*Caitlyn, I love you. Marry me?*
*Caitlyn, I have been madly in love with ye from the second I laid my unworthy eyes upon you. Will ye do me the honor of giving me your hand in holy matrimony?*

YAY!! YOU'RE FINALLY GETTING MARRIED TO JACK!!! Sorry the escape scene was too easy, but at least the marriage makes up for it, right?