//Denmark\\ Hairstyle //Ficlet\\

You had figured out Denmark's daily morning routine by now.

And it was sooo over due for the pay back he needed.

Why?

Because one day he thought it'd be funny to put laxatives in your coffee.

So this morning you had a plain, a plain so evil, not even Russia compared to it.

You snickered to yourself quietly as you heard the shower in Denmark's bathroom shut off.

This was going to be so good!

You wished you had remembered to install a hidden camera in his bathroom, but you hadn't.

You heard the sink turn on and heard him open his cabinet door.

You muffled your laughs by placing your hand over your mouth and nose.

“3”

“2”

“1”

“...”

“What the hell!”

You fell to the ground holding your sides while rolling around laughing as hard as you could outside of his bathroom door.

You got an extra treat when you seen the door fly open and an angry yet sexy looking Denmark stood there with one hand stuck in his hair while the other held the towel around his waist.

“[NAME]!”

Before he could grab you, you bolted to your feet and fled down the halls laughing.

Oh yes, replacing Denmark's hair gel with superglue was well worth your time.