Raistlin and Tas Trapped In A Room

"Give that back Kender!" Raistlin Majere bellowed as he ran after his herbs.
"Funny, you must have dropped it." Tas stops running and gives Raistlins herbs back.
Raistlin snatches herbs back and picks Tas up by his collar, staring his golden hourglass shaped eyes at Tas, "What else did you steal!?" He demanded impatiently and eyeing the Kenders pockets.
Tas looked hurt, "Are you calling me a thief!? Im hurt Raistlin. For surely I am not a thief, Im a helper." Tas smiled brightly.
Raistlin rolls eyes and throws Tas into a chair, "If you ever take anything from me again, Kender, I will turn you into a mouse!"
Tas shakes his head, "No thank you. It wasnt a very pleasant experience the first time I turned into a mouse. Have I ever told you that story Raistlin? Well, you see, I found this ring, someone must have dropped it, and I put it on to help Caramon, for I was very worried that he would go on an adventure without..."
Raistlin snarled as he felt saw Tas by his side. Howd he get there without him noticing?
Tas grabs Raistlins dagger.
Raistlin notices and he grabs Tass wrist, "Give me that!" He spat as he grabs the dagger.
"Oh, this? You dropped it and Im giving it back to you." Tas smiles as he wiggles from Raistlins grip.
Tas takes herbs.
Raistlin starts to cough. Tas hands Raistlin the herbs, "Here, you might need these to help your cough."
Raistlin snatches the herbs and snarls. He looks for his handkerchief.
Tas pulls out Raistlins handkerchief and smiles some more, "Here, you dropped this."
Raistlin walks away throwing his hands in the air, "You are a menace to society!" He screams.
Tas pouts, "I am not. Im a helper of society, a lot of people here drop their things. Im just doing a good deed by keeping their things in my pocket until they need it again. Have I ever told you the time that..."
Raistlin grabs Tas by the collar again only Tas runs away around the room with Raistlin following at his heels, "Kender! If you dont tell me what else you took from me, youre going to turn into my herbs!"
"Really? Ive never been turned into that before. Whats it like I wonder? Probably very smelly with the way that you brew them up. I never really did understand how you can stand the taste of that stuff let alone I hate the smell. And you know, Kender have very good noses." Tas stops running.
Raist falls over Tas and onto the floor. Tas lightly grabs Raistlins dagger again.
Raistlin looks at Tas with anger in his eyes, "Kender!" He yells.
"My name is Tasselhoff Burrfoot. You really should try and remember that since I like to come here so often and were travelling together." Tas stated silently putting Raistlins dagger into one of his pouches.
Raistlin notices and he snatches his dagger back.
"Oh! You must have dropped it. I was making sure that it didnt get damaged." Tas smiles again.
Raistlin goes into a fit of coughing and he looks for his herbs. Tas has them in his hand, "Here, you might want to go and make that brew of yours."
Raistlin looks at Tas bewildered and grabs the herbs. He stands up and goes and makes his tea. He leans the staff against the wall.
Raistlin continues to cough as he brews the tea. He looks into his pockets for his handkerchief as he felt some blood come to his chapped thin lips.
Tas is by his side and he taps Raistlins elbow and hands him the handkerchief, "Here. You dropped this."
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This is the original. It's probably more funny then mine.
Tasselhoff Burrfoot and Raistlin Majere ----------------------------------------
(Raistlin catches Tasselhoff taking some of his belongings)
Raistlin:(Takes back item)You! If I ever find you taking anything from me again, I'll turn you to glass and throw you off a cliff.
Tas:(Excited)Really! You'll do that for me(Takes herbs)
(Raistlin sees Tas taking his herbs)
Raistlin:Give that back, kender!
Tas:(Innocently)Give what back?
Raistlin:(Reaches into Tas' pouch and takes out his bag of herbs)This!
Tas:Oh, you must have dropped it.
Raistlin:(Fuming)No, I did not! You took it!
Tas:(Hurt)What! I never stole a thing in my whole life!
Raistlin:(Picks the kender up and stares him in his eyes)If I ever catch you again, I'll turn you into a cricket and eat you whole!
Tas:(Excited again)Really! You can do that! I've never been a cricket before!
Raistlin:(Calming down)Well, you will be if I ever catch you again with any of my belongings!
Tas:(Takes dagger out of pouch)Well, then I guess I should give you this dagger.
Raistlin:How did you get that?!?
Tas:I picked it up when you dropped it.
Raistlin:I never dropped it!
Tas:(Perplexed)Then I wonder how it got in there?
Raistlin:(Takes dagger and places it in one of his sleeves)Do you have anything that belongs to me, kender!
Tas:Yeah, I have this dagger(Takes out dagger)
Raistlin:What!?! Give that back!
Tas:You must've dropped both of them
Raistlin:I only have _one_ dagger!
Tas:(Still perplexed)Then I wonder how it got in there?
Raistlin:(Too angry to talk).............
Tas:(Takes out herbs)Oh yeah, I forgot. You also dropped this.
Raistlin:(Checks his pocket. His herbs are gone)No, I did not!
Tas:Yeah, you dropped this. It's strange though.....I don't remember picking it up.
Raistlin:Give that back(Takes back herbs)
Tas:Are you mad?
Raistlin:Yes, I am!
Tas:(Excited)Then that means you're going to turn me into a cricket.
Raistlin: Better yet! I'll turn you to ice and leave you in this heat.
Tas:(Jumping up and down in excitement)Really!
Raistlin:Yes!
Tas:Well, that doesn't sound too great, now that you think of it.
Raistlin:(Curious)How's that?
Tas:I'll be bored
(Raistlin's face faults from the response. After a minute, he coughs)
Tas:(Sees Raistlin grimace)Are you all right?
Raistlin:(Clutching his chest)Yes, I just need my medicine.
Tas:(Takes out herbs)Here.
Raistlin:(Shocked)How did you get that?!?
Tas:I found it.
Raistlin:You gave that back to me _twice_ a second ago!(Coughs again. This time blood flows from his mouth)
Tas:(Takes out a piece of cloth)Here. Use this to wipe the blood away.
Raistlin:That's my cloth!(Takes cloth)
Tas:(Happy)Well, then I guess you're lucky I found it or you wouldn't have it.
Raistlin:(Anger building up)I did not drop it!
Tas:(Angry)Are you acusing me of stealing then?
Raistlin:Yes!
Tas:I never stole a thing in my entire life.
Raistlin:(Spell coming into mind)And you never will again!
Tas:What do you mean?
(Raistlin said nothing. Instead he raises his staff and points it towards Tas and starts chanting in the language of magic.)
(Tas, thinking Raistlin was offering him his staff, takes it right out ofhis golden hand)
Tas:(Taking hold of the staff)Thank you.
Raistlin:(Concentration broken)What!?! Why did you do that?!?
Tas:Cause you were going to give it to me.
Raistlin:(Fuming)No I was not!
Tas:Yeah, you handed it to me.
Raistlin:(Furious)Arghhhh!
Tas:Are you all right?(Takes out cloth)Here use this.
(End for now) There....a short but funny fanfic. First off, I would like to say that without Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman, I would've never been able to write this fanfic. Please send comments if you have any (No "You suck" or the like please) I just wrote this in my spare time. If you liked it, I'll write more. I'm sorry for any grammatical or spelling mistakes. Jeffrey "OneShot" Wong jeff.oneshot.wong@juno.com (OneShot)
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