When Weevil and Rex Switched (ONE SHOT)

First up, DT25: okay, i'm typin first! YEAH! Rex: huh? what are you talking about up there? DT25: Nothing! *whispers* this actually happened, but we're telling this for your enjoyment. have fun! and PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONT TELL REX! HE'LL HURT ME! in ways i do not know yet....anyway, lets begin, shall we? MY: YES, WE SHALL, STOP STALLING IGIOT! DT25: I CAN DO WHAT I WANT! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! MY: NO ITS MUAHAHAHAHA! DT25: NOT ON MY WATCH. anyway....here it is: ~quiz start~ YB was bored one day and decided: hey i think i'll mess with two unsespecting igiots and switch their minds. should be good for a few laughs. his first two victoms just happened to, you guessed it, weevil and rex. they just happened to be walking by well....more like running from MY for some odd reason i can no longer remember. But it was probably that perv weevils fault. Hes such a perv....peverted bug....we call him that...dont ask. long story. anyway....YB: I shall pick them. why not? who else? By tomorrow morning their minds will have been switched! MWAHAHAHAHA!" MY: NO ITS MUAHAHAHAHA! wait, who are you?! DT25:.....riiiiiiight. ~TOMMOROW, WHERE THE FUN BEGINS!~ Rex woke up and sleepily went to the bathroom. when he saw his reflection, he screamed bloody murder. on the otherside of town, weevil was doing the same. in the middle of town, MY and DT25 wake up. MY: did you hear senceless screaming just now? DT25: no. MY: okay, just checking. *falls back asleep* ~FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER~ R AND W BANG ON EACHOTHERS DOORS. W AND R: WHERE COULD HE BE?*same time, duh, at eachothers house for those dumb asses that dont understand.* MY: and those dumb asses that cant spell. DT25: shut up. ~back to story~ W and R find eachother in middle of town. R and W: THERE YOU ARE! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? I DONT KNOW, LIKE I KNOW! STOP REPEATING ME! *in comes DT25 and MY* MY: do you two always say the same thing because you spend so much time together or is it a coincedence?" DT25: Hi Rexy! *runs over and kisses Rex, apparently Weevil, we dont know, dont get ideas* (wrr=weevil really rex //rrw=rex really weevil) rrw: O.O MY: *pokes* rrw: *falls over* DT25: i thought we were passed this stage rex. MY: apparently not. Whats wrong with Weevil. looks like he's about to kill Rex." DT25: he always looks that way. MY: good point. wait, you've made a point! THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING! DT25: YEAH BUT ITS TAKING ITS GOOD SWEET TIME! MY: WHY ARE WE SCREAMING AGAIN? DT25: GOOD QUESTION, I DONT KNOW NOR CAN I REMEMBER! MY: SHOULD WE STOP? DT25: IN A MINUTE...okay, we can stop. MY: good my throat was hurting.....woah. deja vu. DT25: C'mon rexy, get up. c'mon....GET UP! MY: youre hurting him. DT25: ew. hes drooling. MY: thats because he can see down your shirt. DT25: oh. *pulls up shirt* MY: peverted dinosaur. whoa never thought id say that." DT25: i say that all the time. MY: really? DT25: yeah...*rambling, walks away...* wrr: do you think we should tell them? Rrw: No....i enjoyed that very much.... wrr: BET YOU DID BASTARD! *hits rrw very very hard and painfully.* MY: do you hear senceless screaming again? DT25: no. MY: just checking. Wrr: we have to tell them. rrw: hell no! i'm liking this! wrr: why you little.....*YB walks down street* MY: hey thats the guy i thought was you yesterday. DT25: Um, thats Yami Bakura....HEY YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS ME? MY: *runs away* DT25: *chases* R and W see YB. wrr: hey, bet he could help us. rrw: i told you i dont wanna switch. Wrr: then your just proving i have a better life than you. Rrw: not anymore. Wrr: grrr....hey, Bakura! YB: what do you want...*evil smile* Rex? Wrr: WHAT?! HOW DID YOU KNOW?! YB: *evil laugh* what do you think? i'm the one who switched you. Wrr: why would you do that? YB: i was bored. and you two were the first igiots to walk down the street. Wrr: who was the third? YB: MY Wrr: DAMNIT! WHY COULDNT SHE HAVE THE BEEN THE ONE TO SWITCH WITH WEEVIL?! YB: i thought about that, but then i realized hes a pervert. he might have enjoyed that....Wrr: you have a point...Rrw: WHAT?! YOU WERE GOING TO SWITCH ME WITH MY? WHY NOT?! WHY ME AND REX?! YB: *anime sweatdrop* YB: no real reason. *MY and DT25 come running down the street* MY: OUTTA THE WAY, HIEIS COMING! DT25: YEAH, HIEIS GONNA KILL SOMEONE! HOPE ITS YOU! MY: NO! YOU! KURAMA HELP! *kurama and hiei appear out of nowhere.* me to friend: why do we keep losing the point of our story? MY: because its fun! DT25: well lets at least try and finish this one out. for the sake of the readers.....MY: but i LIKE this. every time you go out with rex, youre really going out with weevil! DT25: *five seconds to think* GAH, IT BURNS! THAT AINT HAPPENIN! MY: FINE! DT25: CONTINUEING....Wrr: you gotta switch us back! YB: why should i? MY: YOU BETTER OR I'LL PUCH YOUR LIGHTS OUT! YB: why do you care? MY: because hieis gonna kill me if i dont. Wrr: and if you think i'm lettin that pervert near her, you need to think twice buddy! MY: what are you gonna do, be a pervert? DT25: that didnt make since. MY: yeah, well i'm scared. Wrr: Just change us back! I look like a frigen gay with these shoes and shorts! MY: no you look like a PERVERT! do more peticular, a peverted bug. Wrr: so c'mon! CHANGE US BACK! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, C'MON! MY: *turns to DT25* hes starting to sound like you. DT25: yeah, i know. Rrw: i havent had a say in this. MY: there goes your only say in this. Rrw: oh c'mon! Wrr: no one cares what you think, pervert. Rrw: thats not true. DT25: yes it is. Rrw: how could you say that to your boyfriend? DT25: THE LAST THING YOU ARE IS MY BOYFRIEND, YOU PEVERTED BUG! MY: i just realized something. DT25: what? MY: you kissed weevil. DT25:......*takes in moment to freak out* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! GET THE SANITIZER! GET THE GOD DAMN SANITIZER! MY: you know you could be a little louder. DT25: *louder* AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET THE SANITIZER, SOMEONE GET THE SANITIZER! MY: sorry all i have is the bloody frying pan. DT25: that works too! YB: *switches r and w unknowingly to the girls.* *smiles evily.* this should be interesting. R: NO NO, ITS REALLY ME! DONT HURT ME! DT25: YEAH RIGHT BUG PERVERT! PREPARE TO BE CRUSHED! *chases rex down street with frying pan* MY: you two really did switch back, didnt ya? W: yes. MY: *chases after DT25* R: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! DONT HURT ME! ITS REALLY ME! DT25: I MAY BE STUPID BUT I'M NOT DUMB! wait a minute....I MAY BE STUPID BUT I'M NOT GULLABLE....wait that still doesnt work....okay, i'm not too bright but i know when you lie....MY: please stop. this is painful for all of us. DT25: fine.....okay that was the story, hoped you liked it! *rex behind two chairs* WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TYPING?! MY and DT25: NOTHING, GOTTA GO! *zooms out of country* R: wont get away that easily! *chases after*
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That sucked(MY:gee thanks bitch)(DT25:gee thanks bitch...plus)(MY:smart...real smart)
*stares at answer above*........................not even gunna ask...
REXY!

did you even pay attantion? you:no MY:thought so

EVIL BLOOD SUCKING BITCH FROM HELL!...you're from hell right? you:ya MY:WELL LA-DY FRIKEN DA! you:no thought so? MY:YOU DON'T DESERVE THOUGHT SO!!!!!!

Youre saine right you:yes My:thought so

Do you like rexy? you:YES! my:thought so