*Hitosai* And we are back lovelies.
*Narcessia* ^sad face^
*Kitty* Whats wrong darlin?
*Narcessia* Well its been a while and Naraku still isnt back from the North Pole.
*Sesshomaru* Good. . . he should stay there.
*Narcessia* SESSHOMARU SIT! ^Sesshomaru crashes into ground, Suddenly a loud bang is heard and there is Naraku sitting on a white snow tiger, nearly frozen^ NARAKU! ^Narcessia dashes to the frozen Naraku and picks him up and drags him to bathroom^
*Marik* What are you doin?
*Narcessia* Im unfreezing Naraku. ^Pours hot water on Naraku and ice melts off of the shuddering Naraku^
*Naraku* T-t-than-k-k Y-you-u.
*Narcessia* OH I KNOW YOU MISSED US!
*Naraku* ^Sarcastically^ What made you get the idea what I missed any of you?
*Narcessia* ^Whacks Naraku upside the head causing him to fall face first onto the floor^
*Naraku* ^looks up and grumbles beautiful words of anger^
*Sesshomaru* Finally, you get what you deserve. ^Gets whacked upside the head from behind^
*Kitty* ^Holding a pan^ You were saying?
*Marik* You guys are a little too cruel.
*Hitosai* Oh just wait that now we got a couple of punishments for you and Bakura. Including your Yamis.
*Bakura* ^gulps^
*Marik* You c-cant sc-c-care us.
*Naraku* ^snickering^ Why you stud-d-dering. Hehehe. ^Gets kicked in leg by Marik^ Owie!
*Narcessia* Something is wrong here. Its too. . . calm.
*Kitty* Yeah. Something is missing.
*Sesshomaru* I agree. . . something is, odd.
*Bakura* Isnt that one freak not here?
*Carmen* ^anime vein^ I am not a freak!
*Kitty* Carmen, you know damn well thats a lie.
*Carmen* O.O ^grunts^
*Hitosai* Arent you forgetting something Carmen.
*Carmen* Oh yeah! We are bring in two more little lovelies to torture. And most did not expect these two to be part of the pain. We decided to make these two the cute and ^.^ fluffy ones ^happy face^
*Voices* WE ARE NOT CUTE A FLUFFY!!!!
*Bakura* What the?
*Naraku* Who are those guys?
*Sesshomaru* . . . . . . .
*Marik* I know them!
WHO IS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????
OkWell hope ya enjoyed it. This was the contest results (which are over now) for the favorite punisher: Hitosai: 25, Narcessia: 29, Kitty: 23, Carmen: 19, Poochie: 7. The winner is Narcessia!
Narcessia: THATS RIGHT! MUAHAHAHAHA!
Kitty: Now a new contest will begin. Whos the favorite Punishee. Naraku, Sesshomaru, Marik/Yami Marik, Bakura/Yami Bakura, Shadow and Knuckles (even though they barely got in). Please vote
and thank you! Hope ya enjoyed the madness! PLEASE DO NOT SEND ANY MORE PUNISHMENTS FOR SESSHOMARU AND NARAKU! I HAVE A LOT! AND I MEAN A LOT!!!! SO SEND SOME FOR MARIK/BAKURA/KNUCKLES/SHADOW IN THE MEAN TIME. ONCE IM DONE WITH SESSHOMARUS/NARAKUS LIST I WILL LET YOU ALL KNOW TO SEND MORE PUNISHMENTS FOR THEM AGAIN! THANK YOU!
OK*Narcessia* Yes! It is. . .
All girls in unison: SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG AND KNUCKLES THE ECHIDNA!!!
*Naraku* It just looks like a giant red dog and a over grown porcupine.
*Shadow* How dare you insult us in such a manner! I am the ultimate life form and you will feel my chaos control!
*Carmen* SHADOW SIT! ^Shadow falls to the ground face first^
*Knuckles* Do I have that too?!
*Hitosai* Yes, we put it on you when you both were unconscious.
*Sesshomaru* Why did you add two more people?
*Carmen* Well @ least you wont be alone and give you a break so others can be punished for theyre naughtiness.
*Bakura* Are you going to add more?
*Kitty* No. They are the last two. But later one we will have a couple where you can pick ANYONE, friends, family, anime, cartoons, etc . . . to punish. But we will tell our reader when.
*Marik* ^mumbles^ Id punish Yugi. . . bastard has my Winged Dragon of Ra and Slifer the Sky Dragon.
*Bakura* But you gave it to him willingly.
*Marik* The hell I did! ^Gets angry from remembering and turns into Yami Marik^
*Knuckles* Hey Shadow, youre not the only porcupine here. Hehehe.
*Yami Marik* WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING PORCUPINE! ^Jumps on Knuckles and starts socking him and choking him.^ IF I HAD MY MILLENIUM ROD ID SEND YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM!!!
*Narcessia* WE NEED TO DO THE PUNISHMENTS!!!!! ^Yami Marik ignores and continues to beat up Knuckles^ Oh Hell NO! He did not just ignore me! MARIK! SIT! ^Yami Marik goes flying up into the air and goes crashing down^
Carmen: ^pulls out YuGiOh cards and summons holding arms and holding legs^ I summon. . . holding arms and holding legs! TIE UP ALL 6 OF THOSE NAUGHTY BOYS TO THE WALL! ^All 6 get tied up against the wall^
Naraku: Your using a YuGiOh card to control us?!
Hitosai: We can do whatever we want!
Kitty: Its our world. Now then, lets begin with the punishments!
Knuckles: Uh, whats going on and what are these punishments they are talking about?
Sesshomaru: If only your brain was as big as your fists. ^rolls eyes^
YES! LETS BEING THE TORTURING! MUAHAHAHA!
NO! WE MUST SAVE THE CUTIES! ^Gets tackled by all 4 girls^ OKNarcessia: All right then. The first punishment is from Teary-eyed. This is what she says: Even though in my quiz Sesshomaru is being a total bastard *glares at him* Im going to give him a choice of his punishment.
1) Naraku gets to dress him up as barney and give him to kindergarteners.
2) Or he gets to go on a vacation cruise with me. The catch IM HIS DATE! He can bring Rin and we can put her in this daycare place where there's lots of toys and dolls. And an electric screen that show in every room to show how the kids are doing^-^! Please Sesshomaru*watery eyes*
~Naraku~
Grrr. I've read summaries that says your going to kidnap Rin in order to get to Sesshomaru. Calm down Sesshomaru Ill take care if this. Well Naraku for being the evil bastard you are by laughing at my wonderful Sesshomaru. You get-to-get superglue pasted all over you then get dumped in a bath full of chicken feathers. Then you have to do the chicken dance...on live television.^-^! I love being evil! Bye Sesshomaru darling
^-^!
~Teary-eyed
Sesshomaru: ^glares at Naraku and hisses behind his teeth^ You were. . . planning to. . . kidnap my RIN!!!!
Naraku: Oh no. Not again!
Narcessia: Why is everyone after my husband! HE IS MY SEX MACHINE! MY BOOTTEE-MAN! MY LUVA LUVA!
Carmen/Kitty/Hitosai/Sesshomaru/Yami Marik/Bakura/Shadow/Knuckles: O.O
Naraku: ^blushes 10 shades of red^ Narcessia . . . was that. . . ^blushes harder^ necessary?
Narcessia: SILENCE! Now then let us begin. Now Sesshomaru you have your pick! Go on a date with Teary-eyed or be dressed up as Barney?
Sesshomaru: ^looks at Teary-eyed at is mad at the fact that she sent a punishment^ How dare you! FOR THAT! I WILL BE BARNEY!
Narcessia: Fine ^unties Sesshomaru and Naraku and gives Naraku a Barney outfit^ Ok dress Sesshomaru up.
Naraku: Why am I always included in the punishments? ITS NOT FAIR!
Narcessia: Who said life was fair love?
Naraku: ^grumbles while putting Barney suit on Sesshomaru^
Hitosai: OK, now its time to hand you over to kinder gardeners. BRING EM IN GIRLS! ^All of the girls open a cage filled with kinder gardeners. All kinder gardeners rush to Sesshomaru and bombard him. Sesshomaru starts running in circles from the kids^
Sesshomaru: Get these vial humans away from me! I change my mind! Ill go on a date with Teary-Eyed! ^Jumps off stage and grabs Teary-Eyed from audience and runs out the door with her^ Where do you want to go?! ^Little kinders rush outside^ NOW WOMAN! PICK!
Teary-Eyed: Uh, the vacation cruise!
Sesshomaru: Alright ^grabs teary-eyed by wrist and drags her down to boat^
LUCKY TEARY-EYED!
HAHA! Sesshomaru in a Barney suit!
GO KINDERS! Ok^Back in Punishment World^
Kitty: Did Sesshomaru just. . . run off?
Hitosai: Yeah. I think so.
Kitty: He ran off with teary-eyed?
Yami Marik: ^chuckles sinfully^ Yup, He ran off to do the you know what to her. Hehehe . . . probably doing doggy style. The sweat, the moans, groans. The juices flowing. Doesnt it just make your blood boil? ^Gets socked in the face by Kitty^
Yami Marik: X.x
Carmen: HEY! ^Hugs Yami Marik^ dont hurt my Marik!
Narcessia: We have to go get him back. . . OR HELL BE FREE!
^everyone in audience and girls gasp^
Kitty: LETS GO!
Narcessia: I! ^Drags Naraku and Knuckles on chains, while Kitty drags Shadow, Hitosai drags Bakura and Carmen drags Yami Marik^
^Back with Sesshomaru/Teary-Eyed^
Sesshomaru: Is it safe yet?
Teary-Eyed: Yes, were on the ship. They didnt get on it. You can come out. ^Sesshomaru first peeps his head out from inside the porty-poty, then comes out with his Barney outfit still on^
Sesshomaru: I cant get this off! ^teary-eyed starts yanking at the head of the costume but it rips and Sesshomaru falls overboard into the water.
Kid 1: LOOK! THERE HE IS!
Kid 2: GET HIM! ^all kinders run after Sesshomaru^
Sesshomaru: SHIT! ^starts to swim faster to shore. Gets to shore and hides in bathroom. Its dark and quiet. Sesshomaru peeks out of the window with a hint of light shinning threw it and whispers to himself^ Oh God. Damn those girls! Shit! Teary-Eyed. Shes probably back on the boat. ^Starts hearing someone else breathing and feels a big, sweaty, smelly, hairy presence behind him^ O.O
Person: Jerry? Is that you? You kinky little bastard! Trying to sneak up on me while Im taking a dump. You Horney little Jerry.
Sesshomaru: ^turns around and is face to face with a pair of DD, hairy, sweaty, pimplely, smelly, saggy pair of boobs. Sesshomaru looks up to see a extremely tall ~Taller than him even~ nasty, dirty women with some gold teeth, some teeth missing, a little mustache, pimples, a thick black unibrow, big nose, overly done red lipstick, and way too much mascara. The woman has short curly brown hair that looks like it hasnt been washed in months. Shes probably about 400 lbs and her breath smells like rotten, old garbage. She had a white and blue, way too small for her, bathing suit. Sesshomaru slightly gagged in his throat and took a step back but the women grabbed him roughly and shoved him against her nasty breasts^
Woman: ^deep, nasal voice^ OH Jerry! I want you now! TAKE ME! IM YOUR GODDESS!
Sesshomaru: ^Still pressed against her by his head^ Uh, ex-cuse me um, miss? But Im not Jer- AH! ^Gets squeezed tighter^
Woman: OH! ROLL PLAYING! I love it Jerry! Wow, Jerry, your hair, its so soft.
Sesshomaru: ^muffled^ Im not Jerry!
O.O. . . . . . . . . .HAHAHAHAHA!
EW! Gross! Poor Guy! Ok^Back with Girls^
Naraku: You swear well find him. If I were him, Id be long gone!
Yami Marik: Like I said. . . DOGGY STYLE!
Kitty: ^Death glare^
Yami Marik: ^Evil glare^ Got a problem?
Kitty: YEAH YOU! SIT! ^Yami Marik falls into ground^
Bakura: Oh dear. Such violence.
Hitosai: Look! Its Teary-eyed! HEY! WHERES SESSHOMARU?!
Teary-Eyed: He fell over the boat.
Kitty: HE WHAT?! YOU! ITS ALL YOUR FAULT! ^jumps on and tackles down Teary-eyed and starts choking her but Narcessia and Hitosai pry her off^
Carmen: ^whispers to Yami Marik^ Ya know, if she hurts her, were going to get sued and its going to be all your fault.
Yami Marik: Hehehe ^proud^
^Hitosai smells the air^
Hitosai: Hey guys, I can smell wet dog.
Narcessia: Me too.
Naraku: Yeah. Me as well. Its coming from that bathroom. ^everyone goes off to the bathroom and find that the door is locked.
Kitty: NO! Its locked!
Yami Marik: Let me try ^kicks door down^
Hitosai: I guess you do have some use
Yami Marik: ^anime vein^ what?
Hitosai: Nothing ^chibi face^
Kitty: OH MY GOD! ^everyone turns and sees the nasty women sitting on top of Sesshomarus torso jumping on him.
Woman: HORSEY! HORSEY! ^everyones mouth falls and eyes widen^
Sesshomaru: GET THIS SHAMU OFF OF ME!
Jerry: Bertha? Is that you darlin? ^A small, extremely skinny, old, shaky guy comes in^
Bertha: Jerry? If thats Jerry then . . . who . . am I sitting on?
Sesshomaru: ME! GET OFF OF ME! ^Bertha stands up and stares at Sesshomaru surprised^
Bertha: OH, Im sorry, I couldnt see that well in the dark.
Sesshomaru: ^lays on the floor twitching^
Shadow: Is he going to be ok?
Naraku: Dont look like it.
Sesshomaru: ^twitch twitch^
Kitty: Put him on my back ^Hitosai and Narcessia help Sesshomaru onto Kittys back and everyone walks back^
^Back at Punishment World/30 minutes later^
^Everyone is standing in a circle around Sesshomaru who is laying on the floor twitching still^
Kitty: I guess we should let him off of the punishments till hes better.
Hitosai: I agree.
Kitty: Well lets get back to Teary-Eyeds second punishment. The one for Naraku.
Naraku: Oh you know what, I ^twitches^ am not feeling ^twitch twitch^ well either. I think Ill just lay ^twitch^ down.
Narcessia: Naraku, you are the master of all that is evil, deceptions, lies and trickery but you aint fooling nobody here!
Bakura: Oh let the poor guy rest.
Knuckle: Yeah, look at him. Hes twitching. ^Everyone stares at Bakura and Knuckles in confusion^
Yami Marik: Remind me why you added those too?
Hitosai: I dont remember.
Kitty: alright then, this part for Naraku says that Teary-eyed wants him to roll in super glue and have feathers on him and he has to do the chicken dance on national live television. That sounds like what we did to Sesshomaru before huh?
Carmen: Who cares!
Narcessia: I CARE! You cant hurt my hubbie wubbie ^a mob of Naraku-fan girls glare at Narcessia but Narcessia glares back and all girls retreat to their seats shaking^
Carmen: God I wish I had that power. Every time a Marik/Yami Marik fan girl comes after me they fight me.
Hitosai: and your method is to rip out their organs and mutilate them to pieces right?
Carmen: Yup ^.^
Dude. . . Carmens a freak!
No shes not! ^throws a fish at person #1^
I love Narcessia!
I love Hitosai!
I love Kitty!
I love everyone! COME AND GIVE ME A HUG! ^everyone back away slowly^ OKKitty: ^pours glue onto the ground^ Alright Naraku. Start rolling on the floor.
Naraku: No, you know what?! NO! I AM NOT DOING ANY MORE PUNISHMENTS!
^All girls glare at Naraku with pure anger^
Naraku: O.O On second thought, one more wouldnt hurt ^shudders then rolls on the glue while Hitosai pours feathers on him.
Kitty: OK, bring in the TV cameras and crew.
Report: Are we ready?
Naraku: No!
Girls: YES!
Report: OK, 3, 2, 1. . . Hello everyone, Im Katy Wannahumpalot and Im here in a secret location where I am told a spider demon named Naraku, meaning Hell in Japanese, will do the chicken dance for us. Lets take a look.
Hitosai: ^plays country music^
OK Naraku! Youre on!Naraku: ^Gulps and shakes^ Oh God. ^Naraku slowly walks in front of stage, sighs and starts moving legs and arms in a rhythm,
left, right, left, left, right, right, left, right, etc. . .^Girls: GO NARAKU! SHAKE THAT TAIL FEATHER!
^Naraku turns around and starts shaking his butt full of feathers^ Shadow: I hope they dont make us do that! I am the ultimate life form! I am not embarrassing myself! Humph!
Knuckles: Look like fun. ^all the guys stare at Knuckles like his crazy^
^In a family home^
Father: Lets see whats on.
Son: Hey daddy! I heard they have something cool on channel 69!
Mother: Hunny, go there.
Father: alright ^turns to channel 69 and see Naraku in chicken feathers dancing^
Mother: O.O Oh my! How dirty!
^Back with Naraku^
Naraku: ^still dancing but then Poochie comes out and starts drooling with tongue out^ Uh-oh!
Girls: POOCHIE! BAD DOG!
Poochie: ^drools and barks. Poochie then chases Naraku and tackles him down and starts humping his stomach^
Naraku: GET THIS DOG OFF ME!
Shadow: What the?
Yami Marik: That dog has a thing with humping chickens.
^back at families house^
Son: That was cool!
Mother: OH! Hunny! Change the channel! ^covers sons eyes^
^Back in punishment world^
Bakura: This is too much for my innocent eyes. ^turns into Yami Bakura^
Knuckles: What the? What happen to you?
Yami Bakura: Im Yami Bakura.
Knuckles: Im still confused.
YAY! Yami Bakura!
NO! Bring the sweet Ryou Bakura back! OKGirls: ^pry Poochie off^
Naraku: This. . . is sexually harassment.
Hitosai: Oh quit your whining.
Narcessia: Lets move on with the punishments ^sees Sesshomaru twitching still^ You know what, lets start torturing Marik and Bakura.
Yami Marik/Yami Bakura: O.O WHAT?!
Hitosai: Yes. Time to make you guys suffer. Only Bakura has been punishment, so Marik are you ready!
Yami Marik: NO!
Girls: YES!
Yami Marik: NO!!!
Girls: YES!!!
Kitty: Lets start with Kitsuefoxgirl. She says: Okay...let's see...oh yeah! Bakura and Marik both teamed up and hurt me very badly by making me fall down the stairs and nearly break my neck, so they must both MAKE-OUT ON THE SET!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!! I DISPISE THEM SO!
Yami Marik/Yami Bakura: WHAT?!?!
Yami Marik: WE NEVER!
Carmen: You guys dont know that even if it isnt true we still punish you?
Yami Bakura: You PARASITES!
Kitty: Alright boys! KISS!
Yami Marik: ILL SEND YOU ALL TO THE SHADOW REALM!
Carmen: MARIK! If you do not kiss Bakura, You aint getting none! EVA AGAIN!
Yami Marik: Thats. . . thats cold.
Yami Bakura: Well you cant convince me!
Narcessia: ^holds up a golden statue^ Want it?
Yami Bakura: ^drools^ gold. . . . MINE! MINE! GIMME! MINEEE!
Hitosai: NO! Kiss Marik then get the gold.
Yami Bakura: ^growls^. . . fine.
Yami Marik: ^growls^ Ra damn you girls! ^Yami Marik and Yami Bakura slowly get closer and make disgusted faces^
Naraku: Oh hurry up you two. Youll get used to it.
Knuckles: Are they going to make us kiss Shadow?
Shadow: Hopefully not.
Yami Marik: This is wrong. ^Closes eyes tight and his and Bakuras lips meet. Yami Bakura pulls away^
Yami Bakura: Ok were done.
Naraku: HEY NO! WITH TONGUE! ME AND SESSHOMARU DID NOT DO IT OVER AND OVER WITH TONGUE JUST FOR YOU TWO TO GET A FREE CARD!
Sesshomaru: ^twitch^
Carmen: Naraku has point.
Narcessia: Oh my hubby is so smart ^frenchies Naraku^
Naraku: ^grin^ nice. . .
Yami Marik: But-
Kitty: TONGUE! ^Yami Marik and Yami Bakura start growling, both start frenching slowly but with disgusted faces. . . after 2 minutes both get into it. Soon both start kissing fiercly and Yami Marik pulls Yami Bakuras hair roughly and goes deeper^
Kitty: Damn, does he do that to you too Carmen?
Carmen: Yup!
Hitosai: Lucky.
Yami Marik Fan Girl: ^throws shoe at Carmen^ BITCH!!!
Carmen: ^passes out^ X.x
Kitty: Oh how nice. ^wakes Carmen up with Carmens dirty socks^
Carmen: SHESH! What the? ^passes out^
Knuckles: Genius.
Kitty: ^socks Knuckles^
Knuckles: X.x
Carmen: ^wakes up^ ^Yawn^ Ummm. . . Good Nap Nap
Girls/Naraku/Shadow/Knuckles: O.o
O.O Yami Bakura and Yami Marik, making out roughly! ^drools^ So hot!
EW! Thats just beyond all wrongness! OKYami Bakura: ^Bites on Y. Mariks tongue and causes it to bleed and starts sucking the blood. Y. Marik pushes Y. Bakura away^ Umm blood!
Y. Marik: WHAT IN THE NAME OF RA! I BITE! NOT YOU!
Y. Bakura: NO THATS MY JOB!
Y. Marik: MINE!
Y. Bakura: NO! MINE!!!!! ^boys continue arguing^
Naraku: O.o they are worse than me and Sesshomaru.
Girls: ^nod head in agreement^ ^10 minutes later boys keep arguing and throwing things at each other while the girls, Naraku, Shadow and Knuckles sit in the corner playing Duel Monsters^
Shadow: Are you pathetic humans done yet? ^Boys continue fighting without answering^
Hitosai: Thats a no.
Narcessia: Alright Im tired of this. Marik! Bakura! SIT! ^boys crash into ground^ STOP ACTING LIKE SISSY LALAS AND BEHAVE!
Edna: (Carmens friend/Queen Edna) ^in audience^ HEY! THATS MY WORD!
Hitosai: Yes. Enough, we need to continue with the Punishments.
Yami Marik: Ill get you later.
Yami Bakura: ^tauntingly^ Ill get you later.
Yami Marik: ^tackles Yami Bakura and fall off stage into Mais and Kagomes lap. Both guys look up and screech in fear and run on stage and hide behind both girls^
Y. Bakura: I smell harlots!
Y. Marik: ^hiss^
Hitosai: O.o anyways. . . this next punishment is from Wingers and it says: I have one and its for Marik . I don't want to send any about Bakura cause my friend still Vanessa would kill me cause of that. I want to punish Marik to be so annoying all the time. So make him sing the Barney theme song and dress him as Barney too. And then Make him stay in the same room with Tea / Anzu for 20 hours.
Knuckles: Whats with people and the Barney suits.
Carmen, Narcessia and Naraku: AH! BARNEY! ^hide behind girls^
Shadow: What the?
Hitosai: Theyre scared of Barney.
Y. Bakura: Why is that?
Narcessia: HES JUST TOO DAMN HAPPY AND SUN-SHINGY!
Naraku: Its scary happy.
Carmen: Its just not right.
Y. Bakura: Really now? Be right back ^goes back stage and comes back with giant doll of Barney. All 3 scream and fall into a coma^
Shadow: Interesting.
Hitosai: ^whacks Y. Bakura on the head^ SHAME!
Y. Bakura: MUAHAHAH! I HAVE NO SHAME MUAHAHAHAHAH! ^chokes on laughter^
Kitty: You know what, just to be on the safe side. ^ties Y. Bakura in stray-jacket^ There, I feel safer^
Y. Bakura: NO! I WANT OUT! ^pouts^
^All 3 wake up^
Knuckles: How come you 3 didnt pass out when Sesshomaru was dressed as Barney?
Narcessia: See, Sesshomaru as Barney is funny, the real Barney is scary.
Barney: ^busts threw door with machine gun^ HELLO KIDS! READY TO SING A SONG?
Naraku/Carmen/Narcessia: ^Little girl screams and run but Yami Marik, Shadow and Knuckles grab all 3^
Y. Marik: MUAHAH! PAY BACK!
Naraku: WHAT? WHY ME?
Shadow: I dont like you!
Narcessia: LET US GO!
Barney: HAHA! HELLO YOU 3. Ready to sing the song? Its call, Machine gun. ^sings^ When you have a machine gun it goes bang bang bang! ^shots gun in air^ bang bang bang. Sing with me kids ^the same kinders come in and hold hands and sing^ Bang bang bang! ^Suddenly Rick Martin busts into the room and starts dancing and shaking his hips^
Ricky Martin: SHE BANGS! SHE BANGS! OH BABY! SHE MOVES! SHE MOVES! SHE LOOKS LIKE A FLOWER BUT SHE STINGS LIKE A BEE! OH BABY!
Barney: ^shoots Ricky Martin and kills him^ How dare you interrupt my song!
Y. Marik: You know what Barney. Youre cool.
Barney: I know. ^cocks gun^ And now you 3 say good night.
Hitosai: ^gets RPG **Rocket Propeller Grenade/Bazooka** and shots Barney. Barneys body slams into wall and crashes next to South Park kids^
Stan: Oh my god! She killed Barney!
Kyle: YOU BASTARD!
Hitosai: ^Shoots Kyle and kills him. Stan, Cartmen, and Kenny stay quite and sit down slowly^ Now then. Back to the punishments. Y. Marik. Ready?
Y. Marik: ^sinister chuckle^ Yup! ^turns back into Regular Marik^
Marik: What? YAMI MARIK! Get your ass back out here you wussy! YOU BASTARD!
NOT FAIR!
Kitty: Who said life was fair deary? ^tackles Marik and forces on the Barney suit and grabs Tea/Anzu and forces them into a room and locks door^
Y. Bakura: Thank you Wingers friend Vanessa for not letting them punish me.
Carmen: ^growls^ nothing better happen in their between them.
Naraku: ^sitting down in corner playing with his pink hair and pouting about it^
Naraku still has the pink hair? HAHAHA! ^Narcessia tackles you^
Poor Naraku. (Narcessia- I know. MY HUBBY!) OKSesshomaru: ^twitch^
Kitty: Hes still twitching?
Hitosai: Well cmon. . . you saw that woman. Id die if that happened to me.
Naraku: Hehehe. . .
Narcessia: Whats so funny?
Naraku: Look at Carmen. ^Carmens standing by the door where Marik and Tea/Anzu are in and shes holding a chain saw and hockey mask on^
Carmen: If I hear sex noises/kissing noises, blood will be shed tonight!
Narcessia: Ya know, sometimes she even scares me.
^Inside room^ ^Marik is sitting across from Tea/Anzu and is staring at her hatefully while Tea/Anzu is smiling^
Anzu: So Marik, guess what?
Marik: ^hatefully^ What?
Tea/Anzu: I went to the mall today and oh my god I saw this hot guy. . . blah blah blah blah blah blah. . . oh and blah blah blah blah ^continues for 20 hours. Marik is crying from the torture. The timer goes off and Marik runs out of the room still in the Barney costume and runs into Hitosai and hugs her and starts crying^
Marik: I COULDNT TAKE ONE MORE SECOND!
Hitosai: O.O ^sees Carmen still with chainsaw and throws Marik off and runs to Y. Bakura who still is in stray-jacket^
Tea/Anzu: WAIT MARIK! ^runs out of room^ I forgot to tell you the time the tampon got stuck inside of my vagina!
Marik: AH! ^runs off with Tea/Anzu chasing him and blabbering^
Carmen: ^fuming mad and chases are the 2^
KILL TEA/ANZU!
NO! Dont hurt her! I like her.
HAHAH! Poor Marik! OK.
Girls: Hehehe! LET THE MADDENSS CONTINUE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Marik: Freaks.
Naraku: Youll get used to it
Shadow: You sure?
Sesshomaru: ^twitch^
Knuckles: Ill take that as a sign of yes.
PLEASE DO NOT SEND ANY MORE PUNISHMENTS FOR SESSHOMARU AND NARAKU! I HAVE A LOT! AND I MEAN A LOT!!!! SO SEND SOME FOR MARIK/BAKURA/KNUCKLES/SHADOW IN THE MEAN TIME. ONCE IM DONE WITH SESSHOMARUS/NARAKUS LIST I WILL LET YOU ALL KNOW TO SEND MORE PUNISHMENTS FOR THEM AGAIN! THANK YOU!
