Jersey Shore. DJ Pauly D. 34.

Episode 34.
Backflips?

“I am so fucking bored!” Pauly was chanting loudly when we got back to the house from shopping and picking up the rest of my laundry. This was a was a day after the visit of Ronnie’s parents. “I am so fucking bored. Nina!”

“Pauly!” I yelled back, somewhat not interested in him at that moment. He smiled totally oblivious and walked over to give me a greeting hug. I saw Nicole and Jenni over his shoulder. They were giving him a dirty look. Yeah during the walk home, I told them what Pauly said about Luciana. I patted his back softly and sighed.

“What’s up?” He asked scrunching his face together. Hell no. You hurt me and then want me to actually tell you? Move that brain of yours, buddy.

“Nothing.” I lied with a smile. He grinned and stalked off outside to join Mike in fishing for people. I sighed, rolling my eyes and headed to see Ronnie and Sammi in the kitchen. They looked ultimately bored as well. I turned around on my stool a few times, wrecking my brain for a few fun ideas. I didn’t really have any good ones… yet that is. I groaned loudly as the couple walked out the kitchen, leaving me alone. Well alone is better than with Luciana, who was still MIA. I continued spinning on the stool and examined my phone, looking for some fun things to do. I ended up on an interesting site. I smiled, pressing the button on the iPhone, and dialing Luca’s number.

“*Hey, Luca. It’s Nina.*” I greeted. “*What do you know about F-Cove?*”

“*Great time. Exactly what we should all do.*” Luca said quickly. “*Imma call my friend. He has a boat and goes down there like… All the time.*”

“*He got a boat?*” I smiled, getting up and walking upstairs to Jenni, Snooki, Pauly, Mike and Vinny. It was good I know someone at Jersey. And it was good that this someone is a friendly person and has issues with being alone. I swear without Luca I’d have to depend on the guys I talk to at work… I mean they live there and all but most of them only come down here for the summer.

“*Furgetabowdit.*” Luca laughed. “*Perfect for the current… situation.*”

“*Exactly. Meet me here in an hour.*” I grinned hanging up on him after our goodbyes. I looked up at the group and saw that they were all staring at me with a bored and hopeful look. They knew I would usually plan up the fun stuff, especially when I am talking to Luca. “Everyone get your bikinis, we’re going out.”

“Where?” Mike asked sounding bored, as he took a drag from his cig.

“ F-COVE!” I yelled, putting a fist up in the air. The cast smiled and cheered. I even got some laughs and You go girls! and We’ll meet you there! From the fucking SkyRides… The guys walked back inside and I went to tell Ronnie and Sammi. They were also happy about the news, and thought it was going to be a good idea.

I pulled on a pair of black mini-mini jean shorts and my orangey patterned bikini. I walked out to the kitchen and looked around for the cooler boxes. I loaded them up with some drinks and dumped a shit load of ice in them.

“Need help?” Pauly asked as I was doing the stuff. I just shrugged. “What’s wrong?”

“Nothing dude.” I smiled at him. He rolled his eyes.

“It’s about what I asked right?” He asked, leaning down and helping me prep the coolers. Dingdingding. And we have a winner ladies and gentlemen.

“Yeah it is.” I said, not really concerned about lashing out at him. “Why the fuck would you ask that?! You know I freaking hate her!”

“Stop fucking screaming.” Pauly laughed. Okay I am like killing myself to not explode on him and he laughs?! Oh that piercing is going to hit the floor soon …

“Fine. Explain what the fuck that was about?!”

“It was for Mike!” He said with another laughed. I dropped my shoulders. I suddenly felt really stupid. “You think I am that big of a freaking jerk?” He laughed hugging me. “Come on! I choose one person from a family. Then I date girls from the side. No mixing in.” He laughed. I hugged back this time, trying to get rid of my embarrassment. I rolled my eyes at his last statement though. Luca barged in then with three coolers stacked up in his arm. He smiled at us and grinned.

“Who is driving the other car today?” He asked, setting down the three blue boxes in front of the couch.

“I am!” I said happily.

“Okay. I got red bulls and non alcoholic beers.” He smiled kicking one of the coolers. I scrunched up my nose.

“Ew you know how much I hate that shit. I mean why take out the goodness of something like that?!” I asked, chucking a towel at him. He just laughed and joined in helping us fill up the other two cooler boxes. I grabbed one of them, while Pauly hauled the other one outside to the car. Luca was already stocking up one of the cars with his coolers. He got in the car and I got in the other one, rolling down the windows.

“We gonna race?!” Luca yelled over.

“Aw hell yeah!” I screamed back, pressing on the gas a few times while the car was still in park. Luca shook his head and buckled up. The others soon started to come out. The girls were all in one car and the guys were all in the other car. Jenni took shotgun while Nicole and Sam were in the back.

“There’s an icepack in the middle!” I said driving out the driveway and instantly speeding away. I had the music blaring and the roommates screaming as I made some let’s just say interesting turns. Luca was right on my heel and over took me a couple of times but I made sure to keep the lead. In the end, he got there first because some bastard decided to pull into the lane in front of me, causing me to nearly hit him. We managed to evade did since I am always prepared for the fucked up driving these people show me. I swore like a mad woman, honking at the bastard and causing the others in the car to laugh uncontrollably. I hated loosing. It was like… horrible for me. I got out swearing at Luca who just laughed at me. The boat’s owner greeted us and helped us carry the shit load of boxes onto the boat. Jenni, Snooki and Sam were smart enough to make sandwiches for everyone. We realized that they’ll be our lunch for the day.

I saw down with Jenni and munched down on the sandwich.

“So you and Pauly cleared everything up?” She asked over a mouth full of her own sandwich. She took a sip from her beer and I watched her with envy.

“Yeah we did… but can you like not drink that in front of me?” I asked pointing at the nice, cool and delicious bottle of beer in her hand.

“Oh this?” She asked putting the bottle to her lips and tilting her head back. I heard as she gulped it down. She moaned over dramatically. “Oh that was so good.” She moaned again. I narrowed my eyes at her and got up, poking her boob and running away. I heard her yell at me but I just laughed.

I was bouncing up and down, anxious to get to F-Cove. I took off my shorts before we got there and went onto the roof of the boat. I had a red bull in my hand and started cheering when other people we around. Basically everyone was screaming and just having a good fucking time. I watched as the guys got rid of their tanktops and let the sight soak in. From Mike’s abs, to Ronnie’s biceps, to Pauly, Vinny and Luca’s ahmazing body. I was basically drooling all over deck as well as the other girls around. Jenni looked away trying to not get tempted and go jump on one of them. Sammi was all over Ronnie and Snooki… Well Snooki was gawking at Luca’s body. I smiled seeing my friends. I was truly grateful to have a bunch of Italian friends… that were very… sexually active? Horny? You choose.

“Yo check that out!” I screamed pointing at the totally pimped out boat. “Jenni we so gotta go on that one!” I yelled down at her. The guys seemed to realize that we were talking (more like screaming) about them and started waving at us. I smiled walking down the ladder and helping myself to another red bull. I watched as we ‘parked’ the boat down and started to tie it to the ones beside us. There was a lot of open water around it, and I had some pretty interesting ideas on how I could use that to my advantage. Jenni and I started to dance a little, but eventually got bored and wanted to do something else.

“Wanna raid some boats?” She asked, wriggling her eyebrows at me mischievously.

“Party hop time!” I said happily, clapping my hands together. I made my way over to the owner of the boat to see if he had any floats, while Jenni sat down on the edge, examining which boat was worth to check out. I mean there were like a bunch. We are not going to go around all of them… hell no. The boat owner just smiled at me and handed me two scrunched up pieces of plastic. I thanked him and tossed one of them to Jenni.

“Start blowing bitch.” I said, sitting down beside her. She looked at me and then busted out laughing, along with everyone else on the boat that heard what I just said.

“Are you sure you’re a virgin?” Vinny asked between fits of laughter.

“Hahaha. Pervs.” I said, once again feeling very grateful for having horny friends.

“Us pervs?” Mike said pointing to his chest. “Hell no! Do you hear what you fucken say sometimes?” He laughed. I just rolled my eyes and took another big breath. I finished before Jenni and dropped the float in the water.

“See. Smoker lungs.” I teased, tossing my legs over the edge of the boat. Pauly was soaking up some sun, watching Mike hit on a girl who was on the boat next door. Vinny decided to be all cool and climb out to the ledge and hang on by holding the rope that was connected to the edge of the boat.

“Yo where your cousin at?” He asked, leaning back fully with the support of the yellow rope.

“No idea.” I barked back annoyed that they had to bring up that bitch and ruin my good time. “But if you ask me again I swear I will push you in the water and embarrass you.” I threatened jokingly.

“Okay.” Vinny shrugged, drinking up his cup. “Yo I’m on a boat…” he stated a matter of factly. “Sammi…”

SPLASH! With that the Sicilian fell into the water nearly taking the board thing with him. Pauly caught on to that and I busted out laughing. It was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. Vinny’s expression as priceless. I helped him up while laughing and then managed to choke out, “I told ya.”

At last, Jenni was done with her float. We both got in the water and started to paddle over to the pimped out boat.

“This is so fun!” I laughed, splashing the water. “Hey!” I screamed back at Snooki and Sammi with a wave. They were standing on the top of the boat laughing at us, and probably wondering what the fuck we were up to.

“See ya next week!” Jenni screamed at them as we finally got to the boat. One of the guys helped Jenni up and the other pulled me on board. Since Jenni had more boobage, it was harder to get her on without bumping into any obstacles. We finally both managed to get on the freaking pimp boat and just started dancing. I was having fun with my red bulls. The others were all on different boats dancing away. I watched Pauly jump in and out the water. I jumped of the boat, thanking the guys for letting me on and then swam over to Pauly.

“Pauly. I have an idea.” I smiled at him. He swam closer and a grin appeared on his lips.

“I’m all ears.”

“We do a backflip of the top of the boat.” I said, pointing to where Ron and Sam were standing.

“Aw hell no.” He said scrunching his face up.

“If I do it so will you.” I said trying to compromise. I wanted to see him fail… or win… just do something crazy you know?

“Fine..” He said shaking my hand. I smiled and started to swim back to the boat. “I feel bad for Ronnie every single day we party…” Pauly mumbled from beside me. I gave him a questioning look. “Observe.” Pauly smiled and then stopped. “YO RONNIE!” He screamed in my ear basically waving over Ronnie.

“In a minute!” Sammi answered.

“Oh…” I said in realization. Yeah. I feel sorry for Ronnie. Pauly laughed and climbed on the boat, helping me up as well.

“Exactly. There’s a bunch of hot girls on deck with us dancing. Instead Ronnie is wasting his time with Sammi.” Pauly shrugged, his hand still on the low of my back. I nodded and then started to dance a little with Pauly. We were having a lot of fun but then I remembered.

“You just trying to distract me ha?!” I said, slapping his chest playfully. He just smiled and shrugged innocently. I pointed a finger at him and shook my head.

“Not gonna happen.” I said. He just smiled and kissed my lips quickly. I was taken aback by his sudden affection but brushed it off. He was just trying to stall me a little longer so I wouldn’t do the flip off the boat. Not going to happen buddy. Not gonna happen. “*LUCA! Get your ass over here!*” I screamed over to Luca, who was dancing with a random blonde chick. He grinned at me, and jumped over the ledge landing on the boat without slipping. Pauly groaned, as he walked over to the other boat and took a seat on the edge. He had a drink in his hand and made himself comfortable. I saw that Mike and Vinny soon joined him.

“*What de plan?*” Luca asked, rubbing his hands together getting ready to do anything crazy.

“*Backflip of the top of the boat.*” I winked at him playfully. “*Firstly I need your help to get the fuck up here.*” I said pointing up there. Luca just smiled, crouching down. I knew this position. Thiswas not the first time Luca and I had to jump something that was a few heads taller than me. The time we had to sneak into the soccer pitch, or when we crashed the concert or that time we had to break into school. All happened. Yupp. Luca stood up with ease, hauling me on his neck. I cheered along with the others and grabbed the top bar of the boat. I pulled up myself a little and stood on Luca’s shoulder, pushing myself up. I stood up on the top of the boat and woo-ed. I leaned down, grabbing Luca’s hand and helping him up a little. Not that that was needed too much. I mean he was like taller than the freaking boat.

The owner just shook his head at us and laughed.

“I knew this was going to happen.” He stated. “I just didn’t know it was going to be those two to do it…”

“True Italians!” I screamed down and danced a little, talking to Luca about how to achieve this jump.

“*You ready?*” Luca asked, looking down at me. I just cheered and then positioned myself on the edge and pushed myself off. I pulled my legs over my head just in time. I landed with my feet down and felt the water on my hot skin. I heard muffled cheers and then two splashes somewhere in the water near me. I resurfaced and that made the rooting even louder if possible. Soon, Luca’s head bopped up beside me followed shortly by Pauly’s spikey hair.

“Oh my God!” I screamed, splashing the water with my hand. “HOW THE FUCK IS YOUR HAIR STILL STICKING UP?!” I asked kicking myself over to the boat. Mike pulled me up on deck and we all continued the party there. I was having fun but then Ronnie made me stop because we were heading out. I shrugged not really caring and continued my fun in the sun by laying down on the side of the boat and soaking up some stuff and eating a sandwich.