Behind the Camera -A shane dawson love story-

I listened to "Last friday night" by katy perry while making this.

I woke up at 3 am on tuesday and got into a pair of skinnies and a homemade shane dawson tee since i was filming today. i went to jessica's house and we started filming like crazy, after we got starbucks. whenever we made coffee it turned out terrible. i ordered a frappaciono (sp?) and jessica just got regular coffee or high caffine tea. i cant tell. and we went to the mall. it just opened since it was 7 and we took a sweet 3 hours to drink our starbucks.

i ran into hot topic and pulled out my camera. "HEY PEOPLE!!! wow i almost said hey pope! hehe as you can tell i am hyper." i pulled up my new cup of starbucks and took an adorable sip from it "YUMMY!! oh! i have to be quiet or else they will take my hot topic card away." i looked over at the pissed cashier lady and pouted.

"i thought you loved me!" i said. she glared and i corrected my posture and looked at the merch.

"lemme see.... Black Veil Brides, yes. My chemical romance, yes. Panic at the disco, major yes!!!!" i said as i walked down the merch wall. i stopped in front of the purple sectioned wall. "what the!? Justin Beiber?! this is an emo store i thought!!" i said with a dumbfounded expression.

there were security guards heading for me so i shut off my camera and gave it to jessica who turned it back on and filmed me being dragged out by the musculan men.

i took my camera back "they couldnt have handled this $%! " i said proudly

4 hours later i was sitting at my computer finishing editing. when it was finished i watched it through and i forgot i added the scenes from yesterday's milkshake thing. i put it as a video response and sighed.

jessica came over and rested her head on my desk. "all good?"

i nodded.

"can we play the interactive date with shane?" she said confusingly but i knew what she meant.

i pulled up the video and settled down.

the virtual shane spoke about "our" date and got to the end he asked "sorry.. can i touch your titties?"

"not on a first date." i stated and pressed no.

he asked another question happily at the next video "okay so we can take this slow... maybe we can kiss?" he bit his lip

i blushed deeply still knowing this is not real and pressed yes.

the last vid said "really??"the camera nodded and he sniffed his breath then kissed the camera. and he hit the window

"titaninic hand!" i called out. jessica was on my couch laughing her butt off.

jessica came over to me and said "replay this and kiss the monitor"

i hesitantly nodded and replayed it when it came to the kiss i pecked the screen but jessi kept my head there

"jessi i am going to get a tumor and you will pay for kemo!" i said loudly. i was let go and jessica pushed me out of my chair and clicked on the new totallysketch video.

"okay lover girl i will go catch up on sleep." i laughed

i fell asleep

~~fast foreward to saturday~~

i opened shane's new video and squeezed jessica's hand becuase he was announcing the winner.

".. and that is why i say no to kristen steward. haha well now it is time to reveal the winner of the contest i put up on my iphone channel." he did a dramatic pause.

"come on dangit!" i thought about what i said "never mind."

"Disenchantedgirl210!!!!!" he shouted

i screamed as loud as i could "THATS ME OHMYGOD!!"

shane continued "Disenchantedgirl, i want you to come to millions o- well the place you were taken to by your friend" he winked. "tomorrow, at noon."

I screamed once more and heard from upstairs "Shut up w%0r3!!!"

i frowned innocently and jessica ditched me and i fell asleep but i woke up and watched last sunday night all saturday night haha.

AN: tell me what you think please? and the interactive date is an actual video so ya, look it up beesh. the used youtube name IS in fact mine so you can add me if you want. i have nothing interesting so idk. annnd.. ya. love you! *blows kiss and publishes*