Weevil's Birthday, or What we wished was (One Shot)

It was a warm calm Thursday afternoon. Blissfully unaware of the date Lucy (QuizGal992) dragged her feet to the door and pushed it open.
Lucy:"I'm Home Dad"
Dad:"Have a nice day at School?"
Lucy:"No" -_-
Dad:"That's nice" ^^ "I'm going out to get some dinner, back by six"
Lucy's Dad leaves, Lucy walks into loungeroom and turns on T.V. Rex and Weevil open Lucy's Bedroom door and come into the loungeroom.
Rex:"Wassup Lucy?"
Lucy:"The ceiling" -_-
Rex opens his mouth to say something when Playschool comes on. Rex sits down and starts to watch. Weevil clears his throat.
Weevil:"So Lucy...Did you notice what day it is?" ^_^
Lucy:"It's Thursday, D-A-T, Science, Technology and P.D, what about it?"
Weevil:"Well did you check your calender today?"
Lucy:"Nope, did you Rex?"
Rex:"This isn't like that 'Is your fridge running' Prank call is it?"
Lucy:"Is it Weevil?"
Weevil begins to catch the drift, his low I.Q Friends had obviously forgotten. Weevil tried again.
Weevil:"It's the Twenty first today, ring any bells?"
Lucy:"No it doesn't but-"
Lucy screams and jumps up scaring Rex. Weevil grins, he knew she wouldn't forget.
Weevil:"So you did remember!"
Lucy:"Thanks man!" *Hugs Weevil* "I have to finish my huge English assignment by tommorow! I have to go buy cardboard!"
Lucy runs out the front door. Rex blinks to see the T.V is turned off. Weevil frowns and begins to fume. Rex doesn't notice.
Rex:"That was downright decent of you pinworm, Lucy would've gotten in major trouble if you didn't remind her!"
Weevil: *Eye twitches* "That wasn't what I meant!"
Rex:"Wait, is there something I have to do!?" O_O
Weevil:"Yes there is! It's my Bir-"
Rex jumps up in shock
Rex:"I was going to steal Lucy's friends' decks today! Thanks a million Bug boy!"
Rex runs out the door. Weevil is left alone standing in the loungeroom, his eye beggining to twitch more.
Weevil:"No one remembered my Birthday..."
Weevil breathes in to calm himself. He sits in Lucy's chair.
Weevil:"I'm sure they're just pretending, they couldn't have forgotten! It's my birthday, they couldn't have..."
Weevil leans back in the chair and smiles.
Weevil:"Yeah that's it, they're pretending...It's not like this is going to be turned into some stupid rip off of the Twilight Zone where I go nuts and try to kill them"
Crickets are heard in the background and the faint tune of Lucy's Cat tearing up her homework.
Weevil:"I'll just go find something to do till they bring it up..."
So Weevil waited. He didn't get up and find something to do, he just sat there.
And sat there
And sat there
And, oh who gives a damn, multiply the past two lines by ten!

Rex and Lucy arrived home early Friday morning. Rex opened the door and took the lampshade off his head.
Rex:"Boy that was some party" ^^
Lucy:"Yeah I know!, I didn't know I could drink that much Tia Maria"
Rex:"The house did what now?"
Lucy:"Never mind, I bet Weevil's wondering where we went, come on"
Lucy walks into house.
Lucy:"Dad! Brydie! Weevil! We were out all night raving but-"
Dad:"You better explain yourself young lady!"
Lucy:"I brought home some wine"
Dad:"All is forgiven!"
Lucy's Dad takes the wine and goes into study. Lucy goes into the loungeroom grinning.
(Face like this ^_^)
Lucy:"Hey Weevil, have a nice time? Huh? Weevil?"
Lucy and Rex look at their friend, he was sitting in the chair polishing his insect squirt gun.
Weevil:"Teach you not to remember my Birthday..."
Lucy:"You okay Weevil? You look weird"
Rex:"Yeah,Weirder then usual"
Weevil turns to Rex and Lucy. Lucy suddenly realises he means buisness.
Lucy:"Look man! I only had two entry tickets! And Rex begged me and-"
Weevil:"YOU FORGOT MY BIRTHDAY!!"
Lucy:"You have a what now?"
Weevil yells out in annoyance and walks up to Lucy and Rex. Lucy blinks and looks for a way out, but she couldn't see one. She was standing next to the door, she was trapped!
Rex:"Now Weevil, we could say who forgot who's birthday till Lucy and I were sobre, but let's just say we're both wrong and forget about the whole thing hm?"
Weevil glares at Rex. Lucy suddenly thinks of a way out.
Lucy:"Look! An obvious distraction!"
Weevil blinks and turns briefly. Lucy grabs Rex's arm and runs out of the house.
Rex:"We have to get out of here! He's mad at us for some reason!"
Lucy looks around and sees the church right in front of her
Lucy:"The church! No one can hurt us in there!"
Rex:"Brilliant!" ^^
Rex runs ahead of Lucy and slams the Church door in her face. He peeks through the window.
Rex:"Sorry, but I have to choose between me and you, and I love me too much to die!"
Rex slams the window shut. Lucy gulps as she hears the grass crunch behind her. Lucy quickly runs, the slime gun splatters the ground where she had been standing.
Weevil:"I remembered your birthday!"
Lucy:"I'm sorry! Don't kill me!"
Lucy runs for her life down the street and sees the Old abandoned school. She sighs in relief. She'd be safe in a poisonous spider filled building!
Lucy pushed the Temporary Fence hire over and ran into the courtyard. She could hear Weevil behind her.
Weevil:"Come on! I only want to severly hurt you!"
Lucy gulped and ran around to the back windows. Then to her horror, she realised the step to get up was gone.
Someone had moved the trashcan!
Lucy:"God, what part of 'I don't wanna die' don't you understand?!"
Weevil:"I don't know, maybe the fact that 'YOU HAVE TO!'"
Lucy turns around to see Weevil. His hair had gone messy and oddly windswept. His glasses seemed to magnify his now psychotic eyes.
Lucy:"Please don't squirt me Weevil, I'll tell you where Rex is!"
Weevil:"I already know"
Lucy:"You do?"
Weevil:"Duh, how'd I get this then?"
Weevil holds up Rex's beanie. Lucy feels a sudden urge to run up and grab it.
Lucy:"Muss supress...instinct..."
Weevil:"Come on Lucy, it's Rex's Beanie, right heeerrree!"
Weevil waves the beanie back and forth. Lucy's eyes follow it.
Lucy: *Thinking* 'Run Lucy, the police station is only five blocks away...they have lots of dangerous weapons there!'
Weevil:"Ahem, you might want to stop thinking now, I can read you know"
Lucy:"What do you me-oh...yeah I forgot.."
Weevil:"So you want his beanie?"
Lucy:"Duh, but what's the catch?"
Weevil:"You die now"
Lucy:"Let me think about it"
Weevil:"I know perfectly well you can't think due to a freak gaming accident, just get the beanie and die already!"
Lucy:"Is there any other way to do this?"
Weevil:*Thinks*
While Weevil thinks of ways for Lucy to make it up to him Lucy scrambles to reach the window. But sadly her Fraser Greedy D.N.A has made her too short.
Weevil:"Got it!"
Lucy:"It isn't kill me is it?"
Weevil grins
Weevil:"No, in fact I think some people would actually benefit from this idea"
Lucy:"But you just said you weren't going to kill me!"
Weevil:"You have to write five more Butterfly effect quizzes and give me another Birthday one shot"
Lucy:"Five?! But that'll take weeks of working and-"
Weevil:"So you want me to kill you?" -_-
Lucy:"Alright man! Five quizzes it is"
Weevil:"YES" ^^
Lucy:"So much for my Rex marathon..."
Weevil:"Oh well, I'm going to go donate this beanie to some Rex fangirls"
Lucy:"Hey wait! That's no fair!"
Weevil:"Get typing QuizGal992"
Lucy:..."Yes master..."
MEANWHILE
Rex:"Why do I have a strange feeling that I'll be stuck in here for a while?"

Well there you have it, I've been blackmailed by death to write five more Weevil quizzes and another one shot for him -_-
Well then, Weevil is inviting anyone EXCEPT Weevil haters to his birthday next weekend.
So just say who you're coming with and what you're giving him (He wants presents duh!)
I'm going with Weevil, so Rex is free
(Rex:I hate you QuizGal992 -_-)
I hate you too, now on with it, please PM me with the answers to the above questions and Weevil will let you come to his birthday.
Now I have to get on with those Butterfly Effect quizzes -_-
*Begins to type quizzes as her hands are chained to the keyboard while Weevil points slime gun at head*
Yay! Weevil quizzes ^^
Boo, I don't like Weevil XP
Why the hell are you here then?!
I can't be bothered saying anything significant here, so uh, yeah whatever.
^^ Thanks anyway for clicking the go button anyways