Still Not Getting Any...[3]

Jenn's Point of View.

"I'm bored." Niki complained. "Me too." I replied. She sighed, and glanced down at her watch. "I dare you to ask Chuck where babies come from." Niki laughed. I cocked an eyebrow at her. "Uh...I'm sixteen I do already know where babies come from." I replied. "Come on it will be funny!" She pleaded. I sighed, "Fine whatever." I muttered, jumping off my bed.

"Chuck!" I yelled from the top of the stairs. "What?!" He whined from the living room.
"I have a question!" I exclaimed, hurrying down the stairs. "What is it this time?" He asked. I leaned against the wall and looked around the room. David, and Pierre seemed to be glued to the TV. "Where do babies come from?" I asked, Chuck's eyes widened. "Honestly, you're sixteen!" Chuck exclaimed, "Yeah but you guys are eighteen so you should tell me." I argued. "I can show her!" Pierre exclaimed, jumping to his feet. I smirked at Chuck. "Okay!" I said. "No! Pierre shut up!" Chuck muttered. "No it's okay he can show me." I said, grabbing Pierre's arm. "No! Okay I'll tell you." He said. I smiled, and pushed Pierre aside. "Oh my god." Chuck said under his breath. I heard Niki laugh, and I rolled my eyes. "They just appear in cribs at night." Chuck said, fixing his belt. "No, mommy said there's a baby store." I replied, pouting out my bottom lip. "Then you already know!" He exclaimed. "No I don't understand why a boy and a girl need to have a baby if you can just go buy one." I replied. Chuck frowned, and Pierre started laughing. "Because you both have to sign a contract." Chuck said. "What contract?" I asked, sitting down on the arm of the couch that David was sitting on. "I don't know some paper." He muttered. "Like the contract that David made you sign swearing you to secrecy about you seeing him in my grade eight grad dress?" I asked. Pierre snorted and laughed louder. "Jenn! Shut up!" David exclaimed. "Well I want to know!" I yelled, crossing my arms over my chest. "Yes that's exactly it." Chuck said.
"Oh okay then." I said, Niki skipped into the room. "Chu-uck!" She exclaimed. I smirked, as Chuck groaned. "What?" He asked. "How come my cusion had a big belly when she was going to have a baby?" She asked. I giggled, and fell onto the cuch beside David. "I don't know!" Chuck yelled. "Because a boy and a girl go to the baby store, and then they sign a contract that swears them to secrecy about David wearing my dress...it's a state of shock." I explained, she nodded and we both laughed. "I did not wear your dress." David muttered.
"Anyway! Jenn, want to come with me to Tyler Laine's party tonight?" Pierre asked. "No! There is no way my little sister is going to Tyler's party." David exclaimed. "Why not?!" I argued. "Because that kid is a drug addicted loser." David retorted. "You're going." Pierre muttered. "Please David! Please, please, please! Pierre will protect me!" I pleaded, getting up, and sitting down in Pierre's lap. Pierre wrapped his arms around me, and nodded. "Whatever." David muttered. Niki coughed loudly, "I'm sure David and Chuck would love to escort you." Pierre said.
LaLa Awesome Dude, babies come from a store? Coooool
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