: : Boys Like You Are Overrated : : -Andy Hurley- Chapter 5

i predict a diet - kaiser chefs
its a parody on i predict a riot from kaiser chiefs. i likes it.
IVE JOINED THE HUMAN RACE!! I HAVE THE PANIC! AT THE DISCO CD!!!!!
at the end of this story is where the interesting stuff starts.
i predict a diet. oh i predict a diet.
months had passed and i looked pregnant. very pregnant.
"andy. i need more maternity clothes," i told him.
"okay. we can go now," he said. we drove to a store and i picked out a few things including a black t-shirt that had bright pink letters that go across my stomach that says 'this is a product of excessive amounts of tequila'. even though it wasnt true, it was still funny.
"honey, i want icecream... and potato chips," i told andy.
"ugh, these cravings," he said, throwing his hands in the air.
"well, when you got pregnant, you should have known," i told him. he laughed.
"it'll be worth it in the end," he said rubbing my stomach.
"your gonna be an amazing father," i told him.
"i hope so," he said.
"you will. i pLomise," i said. he laughed and moved down so he was eye level with my growing stmoach. he rested a hand on it.
"hey baby, its your daddy. i want you to know that even though you are still in your wonderful mommy's belly, i lover you and i cant wait to hold you in my arms," he said. i felt a whack in the pit of my stomach. "did our baby just kick!?!?"
"yeah, i think so," i said with widened eyes.
"i love you," he said to the baby. he said to the baby. he turned to me. "...and i love you."
"i love you too," i said and kissed him...

"honey, im in the mood for pickles," i told andy.
"you hate pickles," he said.
"i know, but i want one now," i said. he sighed.
"fine. ill go get some," he said.
"thank you," i said like a two year old.
"yeah, yeah," he kissed me and left.
ugh, stupid itchy toe. i tried to scratch it with my other foot, but it didnt work. i attempter to reach down to my foot and everything went black...
i predict a diet.

they only love me and alexz. dont ask to be loved, cause i'll say no.
check out andy's ass. nice.
pete has a HUGE package. also nice.
im the president of the We Quote Fall Out Boy Way To Much club and PunkRockKonstantine is the the vice president. i love her. shes awesome.
you know what to do.
-erica