How The Tomb Robber Stole Christmas(Yami Bakura)Part1: Intro

Okay, This is basically humor because I feel like laughing. MWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
Twas the night before December the 20 and all through the Bakura residence not a creature was stirring because they knew that if they did Yami Bakura would shoot them with his bazuka. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care because all of the previous day only Ryou was there. Where was our dear psychopathic tomb robber? Well, that where our story begins.
Two Days Before
Yami Bakura was sitting on a fence in some random alley, listening to the stupid mortals as they walked by and every little once in a while snatching a purse or wallet or necklace or something of the sort. Strangley he continued finding peoples' wallets...empty? Why? Why or all times were there wallets empty? Yami Bakura siletly wondered as he threw a plastic card he retrieved from a purse on the ground. "Mommy!" A little child walking by yelled, catching our Tomb Theif's attention, "I wanna car for Christmas!!!"
'Christmas, huh? ...I wonder if the baka-mortal has any information on this...'
Okay, that was short. (Me: I know. It's an INTRODUCTION...And I'm having Writer's Block.)

Okay, that was rather inproductive...But at least I wrote it! If I didn't start it today I never would have.
But just to make you happy take a look at this pic.
Next Time
Yami Bakura learns about Christmas and it's true meaning, then pays Yami Malik a visit. After learning of the blonde's strange love for the holiday he desides to take matters into his own hands...