The reasons you should never give me caffiene.....

This is an original email i sent to someone.........see, ive given up on the real thing and so i date illusional guys....its really sad.....my parents are starting to worry about me...heh..^_^ anyway, hear it is....
FEEL THE JEALOUSY BURN WITHIN YOU!!!!!! NAH NAH!!!! HA!!! AND WHERES MALIK???!!! DANCING AROUND, LIKE A LUNATIC WITHOUT A SHIRT!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!! IT SO SUCKS TO BE YOU!!!!
-_-;;; see what i mean? anyway, i eventually end up singing for some reason....example:
*walking down paths at the park singing softly to myself* I just wanna scream! How could this happen to me!! *goes to favorite spot and sits on tree stump* (yesh.........I have a favorite spot.........stop laughing..........and as far as im concerned.......im not related to inuyasha.........)
and if thats not all, i get weird links to places.......for example...
Geicco
weird no? that's not all.....i occasionally find some weird pictures and thinks that look suspicouisly like what i do when ppl are looking at me.....
QUIT STAREING AT ME YOU STALKERS!!!! (picture wouldn't paste....to see all of them...go to results after this...)
insanity is what i do best....and last but not least, the awful truth about the movie bambi (i came up with this.....no copying!)
Bambi: mother! what we gonna do today?
bambi's mom: *sigh* well....first we'll go to a peaceful meadow, then ill get myself shot, then your father will mysteriously appear and take you......you know....the big deer who mysteriously disapears with his woodland buddies into some local bar....then you'll suddenly become a full grown deer the next day....
hope you liked it!
(click here to see the "QUIT STALKING ME!!" picture...----->)
(click here to see the "BWAHAHA" picture.....----->)
(click here to see something that shouldn't be shown that i did myself---->)

results are good.....the first one is the one that went with the BWAHAHA thing and the second one is the the QUIT STARING AT ME STALKERS one....enjoy and message and rate! ^_^ (see all results to see both pics....)

ha! funny no? seriously.......i do that quite often...

*snicker* scared ya didn't i?