The things that happen in Konoha... (Naruto) 7: The 'almost' training session!

(Me, Yamato, and Kakashi decided to have a big group training session...)
Sai: I don't see why we have to work with them >.>
Me: Sai, if you've got a problem with us, please, I'm dying to know. *rolls eyes*
Sai: Oh no, I don't have a problem with you, Shuri. I have a problem with that. >.< *points to Naruto and Tamashi, who are hiding behind a tree, and Rain and Amaya, who are cuddling behind him*
Me/Yamato/Kakashi: *sweatdrops*
Naruto: *pops head out* What's your problem? Your just mad because you can't get any!!
Me: *clamps hand over mouth in an attempt not to laugh*
Sai: -__- Shut up, Naruto. There you go trying to prove you have balls again.
Me: *calmly walks away and then bursts into laughter*
Rain: o.O Sai, I think you just killed Sensei...
Me: *comes back after a minute, out of breath* I'm good, I'm good.... XD
Naruto: >:l I'm gonna kick your ass for that!!! *runs out after Sai*
Tamashi: -__- damn it...
Sai: XD *pulls out scroll and draws a bird* Super beast scroll! *flies off*
Naruto: Damn you!!! *follows*
Yamato: o_o Well, that was interesting...
Amaya: o.O Are they always like this?
Kakashi: More times than not.
Sakura: See what I'm stuck with?
Rain: Can we just get this over with...?
Kakashi: Your enthusiasm is frightening, Rain.
Rain: I know that.
Amaya: >///> Kakashi-sensei, be nice to Rain-kun!
Kakashi: Chill, chill. Geez, Shuri, your students are so sensitve!
Me: Are you really one to talk about that, considering what Sai and Naruto just did?
Kakashi: -_- *pulls out book*
Yamato: We're going to be here all day. *sweatdrops*
Me: *looks at Kakashi and Yamato* One of us is going to have to go get those two.
Yamato: Right...
Kakashi: So, shall we settle this the mature way?
Me: Of course.
(The three of us get in a half circle)
Me/Kakashi/Yamato: Rock, paper, scissors!
Rain: o.o what the hell...?
Tamashi: *sweatdrops* What part of that is mature?
Sakura: They're always like this.
Tamashi: Strange enough on their own, completely insane together...
Amaya: Yeah, that seems pretty acurate...
Me: >:3 You lose, Kakashi-san!
Kakashi: Damn... I'll be back. Tamashi, come with me.You two don't do anything together that would scar those three for life, ok? ^^ *goes after Naruto and Sai*
Me/Yamato: o///o
Sakura: Kakashi-sensei... *shakes head*
Me: Anyway... Um... What should we do until those three get back?
Amaya/Rain: *causally walk away*
Me: o.e
Sakura: Do you ever have that feeling of being single??
Me: No, I can't say I do! ^^"
Yamato: Er, me either. ^^"
*arrow points between the two of us*
Sakura: *head hangs over* Crap... I forgot...
Me: Oh, don't feel bad, Sakura! You'll find love someday! You never needed that ol' Sasuke-
Yamato: *frantically signalling for me to shut up*
Me: shit...
Sakura: *crawls in emo corner*
Me: I forgot Sasuke's name is taboo...
(To Kakashi, Tamashi, Naruto and Sai)
Sai: Why must you keep this up, Naruto? Your not proving anything by making sensei and your girlfriend chase after us.
Naruto: Nani???? Sensei and Tamashi?? O.O??? *looks behind him*
Tamashi: No, damn it! Naruto pay attention to where-
Naruto: *tumbles down trees* DX
Kakashi: Smooth, Naruto!
Sai: Forget this. I'm heading back.
Naruto: I'm comin', I'm comin'. *climbs back up*
(When they go back to the training field; Sakura is still in her emo corner, and no one else can be found)
Kakashi: *facepalms* Where did Shuri and Yamato go...?
Naruto: >:3 Weeeelll, you know how adults get~
Tamashi: XD Naruto, you're terrible!
Naruto: I'm just saying! XD
Kakashi: Haha, some how I have a feeling that's not what there doing...
Naruto: O.o I was just talking about getting bored and leaving.... I don't even want to know what the hell your talking about...
Tamashi: *whispers what Kakashi was talking about in Naruto's ear*
Naruto: O///O Damn, Kakashi-sensei! Your such a pervert!!!
Sai: It's sad that you had to have Tamashi explain that to you, Naruto.
Naruto: -__- Not this again!!
Sakura: *punches both in the back of the head* Shut up, both of you.
Kakashi: You wouldn't happen to know where the others went, would you, Sakura?
Sakura: I'm not sure, but I think that they all went to Shuri-sensei's to watch a movie. Not that I care. I'm kind of annoyed at Shuri-sensei right now.
Kakashi: Why? O.o
Sakura: Well.... Sasuke...
*Naruto and Sakura both go to their emo corners*
Tamashi: -.-